Up north area doings and just funny ass police blotters.

Yeah but if he ever runs for office, they can’t use that pic against him. Thinking ahead even when he’s smashed.

The Bucksnort is our usual turn around point when snowmobiling up in the area. There are some nice trails in Wexford Co.

Looks like anything hitting that building at a speed >2 mph would total the building.

DWags wrote: aggravated indecent exposure.

"GAWD DAMMMMIIITTTT.... LOOK AT MY JUNK, MUTHERFKRS!!!"

^Aggravated

DWags wrote:I mean it’s not reall up north but it should be.

Two men arrested because they took turns shooting each other while wearing a bulletproof vest

God, I love rednecks.

I'm not sure whether that's more incredibly stupid or incredibly funny.

Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm not sure whether that's more incredibly stupid or incredibly funny.

Both.

"and Ferris "unloaded the clip" into his back" LOLZ

DWags wrote:

Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm not sure whether that's more incredibly stupid or incredibly funny.

Stupidly funny.

“Court records don't list an attorney who could speak on behalf of either man.”

I can. “Your honor these are two of the stupidest fucks to ever live. If you wanna let bubba have butt sex with them in prison for a year or two, we’re good with that, but they still probably won’t learn from it. “

DWags wrote:Well here's an Alpena man who decided to have sex with a dog on tape.

Some like it ruff.

So embarrassing. That guy’s life is rover.

DWags wrote:Well here's an Alpena man who decided to have sex with a dog on tape.

Wasn't me

Wait. Michigan still has a sodomy law?

Hmmm. Interesting. I guess that was invalidated by the Supreme Court. Nice that they equate sex between consenting adults with fucking animals.

Two stoned meth heads called cops because they saw two people on their security cam. The two people on the cam were.......themselves.

https://www.thealpenanews.com/news/local-news/2019/09/2-arrested-for-drugs-after-invading-own-home/

kingstonlake wrote:Two stoned meth heads called cops because they saw two people on their security cam. The two people on the cam were.......themselves.

https://www.thealpenanews.com/news/local-news/2019/09/2-arrested-for-drugs-after-invading-own-home/

DWags wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:Two stoned meth heads called cops because they saw two people on their security cam. The two people on the cam were.......themselves.

https://www.thealpenanews.com/news/local-news/2019/09/2-arrested-for-drugs-after-invading-own-home/

I don't know if this is just legend or true, but one of those live t.v. shows where cops have a warrant and invade the house was on, and the place they invaded when they kicked the door in, had a bunch of stoners watching t.v., on their t.v. you could see the cops live camera, they were watching the show invade their apartment and didn't realize it.

I believe it. The First 48 is one of my guilty pleasures. Criminals truly are some of the dumbest people on the planet.

Cameron wrote:I don't believe that. I don't think there's any such thing as a live Cops show. If there were, there would be all sorts of nudity, violence, death, etc. No way the FCC gives that the green light.

Cameron the Cop has weighed in.

kingstonlake wrote:Two stoned meth heads called cops because they saw two people on their security cam. The two people on the cam were.......themselves.

https://www.thealpenanews.com/news/local-news/2019/09/2-arrested-for-drugs-after-invading-own-home/

Future Floridians.

steveschneider wrote:

Cameron wrote:I don't believe that. I don't think there's any such thing as a live Cops show. If there were, there would be all sorts of nudity, violence, death, etc. No way the FCC gives that the green light.

Cameron the Cop has weighed in.

#steveforthewin

Stop bullying, Steve. Not cool. Your subscription to the newsletter will be cancelled, and no refund given.

We did a weekend in the UP last weekend. Wife refused to stay at the hunting cabin so I rented the one next door. More creature comforts. Woman amenities blah blah. So anyway we make the half hour trek to grand Marais for log slide viewing, lunch, and beach with the little one. I get a text from my cousin telling us the dog (dachshund) got out by clawing a hole in a window screen. He wouldn’t come to anyone and ran off scared into the woods. We’re remote. Real remote. Like super remote. We haul ass back and I tell the wife on the way “I’m not being a dick but if we don’t find him within an hour chances are we won’t find him”. I can almost guarantee he wouldn’t survive the night with bobcats, coyotes, wolves, etc. anyway me and my daughter drive down the trail. She’s in tears (only six) yelling “come back Astro, don’t be scared it’s just Irelyn and daddy” My heart was broken for her. Wife walked the trail the other way. After about a half hour of looking I’m heading back towards the cabin and we come across my uncle and my wife found him. He came running out of the woods about 1/4 from the cabin we rented. Dodged a bullet. Got very lucky. Weekend was great.

Bob! There's a documentary about Mackinaw Island on PBS right now. Get on it!

Not funny - but Harbor Springs on lock down from a bomb threat/police chase

https://www.petoskeynews.com/featured-pnr/bomb-threat-triggers-lock-down-in-harbor-springs/article_909c9574-127a-55b3-8f64-5730619d236c.html

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Not funny - but Harbor Springs on lock down from a bomb threat/police chase

https://www.petoskeynews.com/featured-pnr/bomb-threat-triggers-lock-down-in-harbor-springs/article_909c9574-127a-55b3-8f64-5730619d236c.html

“It took HPD nearly three minutes to clear the two and a half blocks of the downtown business district.”

For the record he was carrying a "white lives matter" sign and asking for gas money two weeks ago.

kingstonlake wrote:For the record he was carrying a "white lives matter" sign and asking for gas money two weeks ago.

I was driving near Joe Biden's house (I live in Delaware) last week and someone had a large "Fuck Biden" sign on the roof of their house.

It seems many republicans find him sexy and want to get their Joe on (NTTAWWT).