Re: Let’s give a hearty Swill welcome to our newest poster, Rick Saunders!

by Senior Dickfist 2020-02-12, 15:32

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiick, please come back!!!!!!!!!

by **Dendrobates** 2020-02-12, 16:32

Rick Saunders wrote:Sorry folks, not a frequent flier.

I can't answer all your questions because I am a citizen of this stupid country and as such am only slightly more cognitively capable than B. Sak.

But Dendro... If I can do this correctly on a first post, here is a pic of my big dick with a ruler.

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by **tGreenWay** 2020-02-12, 17:27

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You’re going to do just fine here, Rick.

by Rick Saunders 2020-02-13, 11:29

tGreenWay wrote:

You’re going to do just fine here, Rick.

Well then, this will be the first place.

And Dwags thanks for the accolade but it happens so rarely I'm not going to waste it on a skull. Oh PS... sorry you didn't get the job.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-02-13, 11:32

Rick Saunders wrote:Sorry folks, not a frequent flier.

I can't answer all your questions because I am a citizen of this stupid country and as such am only slightly more cognitively capable than B. Sak.

But Dendro... If I can do this correctly on a first post, here is a pic of my big dick with a ruler.

dude, you're gonna make some people sad and then they'll leave.

(which is fine with me - this ain't no place to be fragile).

by Rick Saunders 2020-02-13, 11:44

dude, you're gonna make some people sad and then they'll leave.

(which is fine with me - this ain't no place to be fragile).

I only came here because I'm sad and broken. So maybe tGreenWay was wrong.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-02-13, 12:02

Rick Saunders wrote:

dude, you're gonna make some people sad and then they'll leave.

(which is fine with me - this ain't no place to be fragile).

I only came here because I'm sad and broken. So maybe tGreenWay was wrong.

well, keep your chin up.

When you've given up on life, that's when you'll know you're in the right place.

by Rick Saunders 2020-02-13, 12:12

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
well, keep your chin up.

When you've given up on life, that's when you'll know you're in the right place.

Well this isn't where I saw Dolores Reineke and fat Marvin but it'll do on occasion.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-02-13, 14:03

Rick Saunders wrote:

dude, you're gonna make some people sad and then they'll leave.

(which is fine with me - this ain't no place to be fragile).

I only came here because I'm sad and broken. So maybe tGreenWay was wrong.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-02-13, 14:58

Rick Saunders wrote:

dude, you're gonna make some people sad and then they'll leave.

(which is fine with me - this ain't no place to be fragile).

I only came here because I'm sad and broken. So maybe tGreenWay was wrong.

We need to determine the level of just how sad and broken you are. Are you tGreenway sad and broken or at the level of Turtleneck? Let's start with your wardrobe. Is it dominated by elastic waist band pants and velcro shoes? Also, do you own jorts? If you do, tGreenway will be your best buddy (it's still debatable on whether this is a good thing)....

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-02-13, 15:08

Senior Dickfist wrote:
Rick Saunders wrote:

I only came here because I'm sad and broken. So maybe tGreenWay was wrong.

We need to determine the level of just how sad and broken you are. Are you tGreenway sad and broken or at the level of Turtleneck? Let's start with your wardrobe. Is it dominated by elastic waist band pants and velcro shoes? Also, do you own jorts? If you do, tGreenway will be your best buddy (it's still debatable on whether this is a good thing)....

this is a good start down the winding, rocky road of rehabilitation of Ricky Saunders. It's incumbent upon us to meet him where he is. Not where we would like him to be.

for your initial intake, in addition to the questions posed by Senior Dickfist, we need to know if you've ever been to Mio (and, if so, did you have a tetanus shot prior to your travels), what your impression is of The Grand Hotel and are you a fan of khaki pants.

by AvgMSUJoe 2020-02-13, 15:30

PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

by **DWags** 2020-02-13, 15:41

AvgMSUJoe wrote:PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

We all know it’s manistee.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-02-13, 15:44

Rick the rules are that every new poster gets to permaban one old poster so that we can maintain the delicate balance we strive to achieve everyday here at the swill. Please let us know who you would like to eliminate.

by **InTenSity** 2020-02-13, 15:47

AvgMSUJoe wrote:PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

Orlando.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-02-13, 18:30

InTenSity wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.
Orlando.

Mods, please move this comment to the “Oh, Florida” thread.

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by Rick Saunders 2020-02-14, 14:13

Senior Dickfist wrote:Let's start with your wardrobe. Is it dominated by elastic waist band pants and velcro shoes? Also, do you own jorts?

I'm appropriately somewhere between a Snuggie and puttin' on my Sunday clothes to get my picture took, Barnaby. Where that places me on the GWay ------ TNeck spectrum I don't know. No jorts, but wool socks.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:we need to know if you've ever been to Mio .

I don't remember. I am told it is memorable so I guess extrapolate that to no. I have definitely been "Up North."

PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:what your impression is of Grand Hotel

(A)Seems white. OR (B)I like looking at Eva Longoria. You pick.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:are you a fan of khaki pants.

I like flat front chinos ok I guess, better yet, old canvas.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

I'm an amateur so... Depends on the Route.

M37? Somewhere between Newaygo and Baldwin. By the time you are in Baldwin you're there. (Do they still have Jones'?)

31? Well Manistee sure feels different than Pentwater. But Pentwater feels a lot different than Grand Haven. I defer to Dwags.

US26? Prolly Hendersonville.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Rick the rules are that every new poster gets to permaban one old poster so that we can maintain the delicate balance we strive to achieve everyday here at the swill. Please let us know who you would like to eliminate.

Is this where I'm supposed to say Tanfan?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-02-14, 14:21

Rick, what is your opinion on Big Ben?

by Rick Saunders 2020-02-14, 14:30

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Rick, what is your opinion on Big Ben?

Based on my experience it is surprisingly difficult to cast a large bell that does not crack when struck.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-02-14, 14:31

Rick Saunders wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:Let's start with your wardrobe. Is it dominated by elastic waist band pants and velcro shoes? Also, do you own jorts?

I'm appropriately somewhere between a Snuggie and puttin' on my Sunday clothes to get my picture took, Barnaby. Where that places me on the GWay ------ TNeck spectrum I don't know. No jorts, but wool socks.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:we need to know if you've ever been to Mio .

I don't remember. I am told it is memorable so I guess extrapolate that to no. I have definitely been "Up North."
PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:what your impression is of Grand Hotel

(A)Seems white. OR (B)I like looking at Eva Longoria. You pick.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:are you a fan of khaki pants.
I like flat front chinos ok I guess, better yet, old canvas.

AvgMSUJoe wrote:PRO TIP: Don't even have an opinion about where "Up North" starts.

I'm an amateur so... Depends on the Route.

M37? Somewhere between Newaygo and Baldwin. By the time you are in Baldwin you're there. (Do they still have Jones'?)

31? Well Manistee sure feels different than Pentwater. But Pentwater feels a lot different than Grand Haven. I defer to Dwags.

US26? Prolly Hendersonville.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Rick the rules are that every new poster gets to permaban one old poster so that we can maintain the delicate balance we strive to achieve everyday here at the swill. Please let us know who you would like to eliminate.

Is this where I'm supposed to say Tanfan?

your application is in review.

by **steveschneider** 2020-02-14, 14:32

Hey Rick, you like to talk about sports?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-02-14, 14:39

OK, I'm willing to trade Greenway and a poster to be named later for the rights to Rick Saunders.

by Rick Saunders 2020-02-14, 14:43

steveschneider wrote:Hey Rick, you like to talk about sports?

I like to watch sports but when I talk about them it just sounds like I'm saying Omaha over and over again.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-02-14, 14:43

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:OK, I'm willing to trade Greenway and a poster to be named later for the rights to Rick Saunders.

so you're forcing tGreenWay into the transfer portal and looking at Rick Saunders as a JUCO guy??

by **Cameron** 2020-02-14, 14:44

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:OK, I'm willing to trade Greenway and a poster to be named later for the rights to Rick Saunders and cash considerations.

Fixed.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-02-14, 14:47

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:OK, I'm willing to trade Greenway and a poster to be named later for the rights to Rick Saunders.
so you're forcing tGreenWay into the transfer portal and looking at Rick Saunders as a JUCO guy??

Football is cleaning house. We might as well follow suit.

by Rick Saunders 2020-02-14, 15:42

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:OK, I'm willing to trade Greenway and a poster to be named later for the rights to Rick Saunders.
so you're forcing tGreenWay into the transfer portal and looking at Rick Saunders as a JUCO guy??

I have a person dear to me who is doing some JUCO as part of a dual HS program so big ups. But at my age (as long as I'm property) I'd prefer to be regarded as a grad transfer.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2020-02-14, 15:44

Tanfan doesn’t post here. You need to name a current poster to ban in your place. Please let us know ASAP.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-02-14, 15:54

Rick Saunders wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: so you're forcing tGreenWay into the transfer portal and looking at Rick Saunders as a JUCO guy??

I have a person dear to me who is doing some JUCO as part of a dual HS program so big ups. But at my age (as long as I'm property) I'd prefer to be regarded as a grad transfer.

Fair enough. I'll try to get you rated 99 across the board for your video game likeness.

by Rick Saunders 2020-04-27, 08:54

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Rick the rules are that every poster gets to permaban one poster so that we can maintain the delicate balance we strive to achieve everyday here at the swill. Please let us know who you would like to eliminate.

WendysGreg2

It just seems merciful to amputate an infected little toe (in the water) before the whole leg becomes gangrenous.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-04-27, 09:04

Yes, let the bloodletting begin!

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-27, 14:47

Welcome to the thunderdome.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-04-27, 15:31

Two men enter! One man leaves!

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-04-27, 15:36

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two men enter! One man leaves!

when two men enter, I'd be happy to be the one that leaves..

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-27, 15:39

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two men enter! One man leaves!

Bob will enter last. His safe word is peaches.

by Rick Saunders 2020-04-27, 15:44

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two men enter! One man leaves!

I thought it was as yet uncertain how WsG2 identifies.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-27, 16:35

Rick Saunders wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Two men enter! One man leaves!

I thought it was as yet uncertain how WsG2 identifies.

We won’t know until s/t/he/y tells us.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-04-27, 16:40

F all the semantics. It's 2020, who cares. Just get to the stabbing part. There is a stabbing part, isn't there?

by Rick Saunders 2020-04-27, 16:53

tGreenWay wrote:
Rick Saunders wrote:

I thought it was as yet uncertain how WsG2 identifies.

We won’t know until s/t/he/y tells us.

Guess we'll never know since I had them permabanned.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-04-27, 16:54

Rick Saunders wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

We won’t know until s/t/he/y tells us.

Guess we'll never know since I had them permabanned.

Is this code for murdered? Just curious...

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