The Swill Buddy System

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:51 pm

You guys I think we need a buddy system for checking on other posters and making sure they are okay in these perilous times so that we know they are okay or if they just got banned by wbh. Please pair off if you are not called on below. After learning of your assigned swill posting buddy, please swap phone numbers, home addresses, blood samples, and dental records so that we can confirm your safety or confirm your deceased burned and desecrated corpse.

Greenway - turtleneck
Dwags - nordie
Wally - pylon
Steve - pantry
Bob - Miami
Intensity - wbh
Nigel - Bill Cain
Wake - otpt
Roc - Cameron
Kingston - corner blitz
Floyd - aualum
Death roe - Jake of sf
Travis - dickfest
Heat - src

by **NigelUno** Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:55 pm

I think Turtleneck’s buddy quit the board and moved to Mio.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:57 pm

Shouldn’t Bill Cain be paired with The Swill Buddy System 1f47b

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by aualum06 Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:00 pm

Damn I already gave Steve a blood sample today

by **The Pantry** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:02 pm

I'll take Dendro. Give Steve to Cam.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:02 pm

NigelUno wrote:I think Turtleneck’s buddy quit the board and moved to Mio.

Leadership

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:10 pm

Miami and I are a good fit.. we both share a passion for living in a hot climate with a lot of sand and old people.

plus - he loves me. He'll never say it, as he's too busy being oppositional. But I can feel it.

by **kingstonlake** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:11 pm

The Pantry wrote:I'll take Dendro. Give Steve to Cam.

Pretty sure she’s into Men. Might not be a good fit. Wink

by **Rocinante** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:21 pm

Are dick pics required or just encouraged.

by **Rocinante** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:22 pm

Rocinante wrote:Are dick pics required or just encouraged.

Possibly unrelated: Cameron, check your PMs

by **Nordic** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:27 pm

Let's party dwags

by **CORNER BLITZ** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:27 pm

kingstonlake wrote:
The Pantry wrote:I'll take Dendro. Give Steve to Cam.

Pretty sure she’s into Men. Might not be a good fit.

my dude fucking got emmm The Swill Buddy System 1486952199

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:31 pm

Rocinante wrote:Are dick pics required or just encouraged.

I’d say it’s more of an expectation

by **InTenSity** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:32 pm

I hope I'm not banned already.

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:47 pm

Anybody want to trade buddies? Asking for a friend.

by **Jake from State Farm** Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:52 pm

Do I get dibs if my buddy mysteriously disappears?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:02 pm

Wally, I have plenty of bourbon in these trying times.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:16 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:Do I get dibs if my buddy mysteriously disappears?

Where is DR?

by aualum06 Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:18 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:Anybody want to trade buddies? Asking for a friend.

I would love to

by **Floyd Robertson** Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:19 pm

aualum06 wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:Anybody want to trade buddies? Asking for a friend.

I would love to

Well played.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:30 pm

I lived with wake in Brody i really have to be his buddy too?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:34 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I lived with wake in Brody i really have to be his buddy too?

No you can propose a trade and if you find someone willing to trade then I’ll edit of course

by **Dendrobates** Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:35 pm

Sure I will take Pantry. I have a soft spot for grumpy old men. Wink

by **The Pantry** Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:37 pm

Dendrobates wrote:Sure I will take Pantry. I have a soft spot for grumpy old men.

Thanks, Sweet Peea The Swill Buddy System 1811933421

by **Dendrobates** Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:50 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Sure I will take Pantry. I have a soft spot for grumpy old men.
Thanks, Sweet Peea

You doing ok grandpa? Do you have enough applesauce in stock? I have some extra if you need it. Or are you saving it for your upcoming grandchild?

by **The Pantry** Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:02 pm

Dendrobates wrote:
The Pantry wrote:
Thanks, Sweet Peea

You doing ok grandpa? Do you have enough applesauce in stock? I have some extra if you need it. Or are you saving it for your upcoming grandchild?

I could use a massage. No happy ending required. Just sit on my butt and beat the hell out of my shoulders and back.

by **Tim Wakefield** Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:15 pm

Anyone in the market for 1 OTPT? Starting price is a brand new Xbox

by **duffy munn** Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:44 pm

I guess I will just take Jingles

by **Turtleneck** Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:54 pm

I want a new buddy.

by **MiamiSpartan** Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:56 pm

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Miami and I are a good fit.. we both share a passion for living in a hot climate with a lot of sand and old people.

plus - he loves me. He'll never say it, as he's too busy being oppositional. But I can feel it.

Bob, of course I love you, as well as everyone here. Why wouldn't I say that? It is like a family here. Most people I know dont always like the same things as their relatives, but they're still family.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:37 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Miami and I are a good fit.. we both share a passion for living in a hot climate with a lot of sand and old people.

plus - he loves me. He'll never say it, as he's too busy being oppositional. But I can feel it.

Bob, of course I love you, as well as everyone here. Why wouldn't I say that? It is like a family here. Most people I know dont always like the same things as their relatives, but they're still family.

I'm just here as part of a research study. Although I am partial to Travis.

by **Jake from State Farm** Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:41 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:Do I get dibs if my buddy mysteriously disappears?

Where is DR?

by AvgMSUJoe Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:04 pm

That's it, I quit.

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:06 pm

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Miami and I are a good fit.. we both share a passion for living in a hot climate with a lot of sand and old people.

plus - he loves me. He'll never say it, as he's too busy being oppositional. But I can feel it.

Bob, of course I love you, as well as everyone here. Why wouldn't I say that? It is like a family here. Most people I know dont always like the same things as their relatives, but they're still family.

that is maybe the nicest thing that's ever been said about here at this glorious platform. The Swill Buddy System 969504605

by **Robert J Sakimano** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:06 pm

duffy munn wrote:I guess I will just take Jingles

just got some takeout from Crunchy's.. didn't see Jingles.

by **Nordic** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:12 pm

Hey Dwags, as your primary healthcare buddy, lemme know if you need any anxiety meds. I got just what ya need. The Swill Buddy System 55953254

by AvgMSUJoe Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:12 pm

duffy munn wrote:I guess I will just take Jingles

I got you Duffy...

Stay outta the bars.

by **Death Roe** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:17 pm

Jake from State Farm wrote:Do I get dibs if my buddy mysteriously disappears?

I'm here, buddy

by **Death Roe** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:17 pm

I spent a few weeks in the pit, as is customary for each of us.

by **Turtleneck** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:23 pm

Death Roe wrote:I spent a few weeks in the pit, as is customary for each of us.

Nice to see you, DR.

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