The Swill Buddy System
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Nordic wrote:I love my squad
Truly the elites
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I feel like I'm supposed to put some money down on a bet
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Fuckin' Nigel? I demand a trade.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Fuckin' Nigel? I demand a trade.
There are more rounds coming pylon. You may not end up with Nigel. Settle down.
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But you may. And he will be your quarantine buddy forever if Allah so requires.
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Blessed are those who are poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of god
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At least I can't get Bill.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:At least I can't get Bill.
You can. Bill is a pandemic.
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Turtleneck wrote:Survival competition
1 3
Dwags
Intensity
Src
Jake
Cameron
Otpt
Miami
Nordie   Â
VS Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
               Â
1 4
Steve
Bob
Roc
Travis
Au
Styles                                              Â
Pulling                                Â
Corner blitz
2 5
Nigel
Wake
Floyd
Pantry
Duffy
Kingston
Pylon
Wally Â
VSÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
                 Â
2 6
Greenway
Death row
Heat
Dickfest
Bill Cain
Wbh
Turtleneck
Dendro
Championship: 1 4 vs. 2 6
Overall, I think Roc and Bob in the same group form a powerful duo. One might have been raised by wolves and the other probably wrestles bears. So I predict 2 6 wins it all.
Not gonna happen. I inadvertently rubbed hand sanitizer on a paper cut and I didn't even scream.
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Turtleneck wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:At least I can't get Bill.
You can. Bill is a pandemic.
Your mom is a pandemic
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Okay I am commencing the first round of buddy drawing. It’s going to be a tedious process that involves me flipping a coin over and over again until we’re all paired off. Or until I’m bored and quit. First, I’m going to split the below list into two groups, heads and tails (or 1s and 2s as they case may be since I don’t want to get up for a coin). Then, whenever I feel like doing this again, I’ll spilt the list further until everyone is in a group alone with their buddy, the buddy that God and fate intends.
basically each round of splitting will separate each group into roughly halfish until there are only two left in the 10-15 or so different groups. Think of it like a March madness bracket, except exactly the opposite and also in a way not at all related. Okay let me phrase it better because it makes no sense, first round is right now, you’re a 1 or a 2. Then in the second round all of the 1s will be separated into either 3s or 4s and the 2s will be separated into 5s or 6s and so on and so forth until everyone is in a group with only two left. That will be your buddy for the duration of the quarantine which may or may not outlast this game that I expect you to bet on.
If you aren’t on the list I am truly sorry but let me know before the next round of voting and I’ll assign you your 1 or 2.
Greenway 2
Dwags 1
Wally 2
Steve 1
Bob 1
Intensity 1
Nigel 2
Wake 2
Roc 1
Kingston 2
Floyd 2
Death roe 2
Travis 1
Heat 2
Src 1
Dickfest 2
Jake 1
Au alum 1
Corner blitz 1
Cameron 1
Otpt 1
Bill Cain 2
Wbh 2
Miami 1
Pantry 2
Pylon 2
Nordie 1
Turtleneck 2
Styles 1
Dendro 2
Duffy 2
Pulling 1
Addendum- I had to reuse the random number generator to make sure that I had an even number in each grouping. One original 2 got switch to 1 to make 16 1s and 16 2s.
I see that we're split into 2 groups. Sooooo... when's the clan war begin?
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StylesGShmooth wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Okay I am commencing the first round of buddy drawing. It’s going to be a tedious process that involves me flipping a coin over and over again until we’re all paired off. Or until I’m bored and quit. First, I’m going to split the below list into two groups, heads and tails (or 1s and 2s as they case may be since I don’t want to get up for a coin). Then, whenever I feel like doing this again, I’ll spilt the list further until everyone is in a group alone with their buddy, the buddy that God and fate intends.
basically each round of splitting will separate each group into roughly halfish until there are only two left in the 10-15 or so different groups. Think of it like a March madness bracket, except exactly the opposite and also in a way not at all related. Okay let me phrase it better because it makes no sense, first round is right now, you’re a 1 or a 2. Then in the second round all of the 1s will be separated into either 3s or 4s and the 2s will be separated into 5s or 6s and so on and so forth until everyone is in a group with only two left. That will be your buddy for the duration of the quarantine which may or may not outlast this game that I expect you to bet on.
If you aren’t on the list I am truly sorry but let me know before the next round of voting and I’ll assign you your 1 or 2.
Greenway 2
Dwags 1
Wally 2
Steve 1
Bob 1
Intensity 1
Nigel 2
Wake 2
Roc 1
Kingston 2
Floyd 2
Death roe 2
Travis 1
Heat 2
Src 1
Dickfest 2
Jake 1
Au alum 1
Corner blitz 1
Cameron 1
Otpt 1
Bill Cain 2
Wbh 2
Miami 1
Pantry 2
Pylon 2
Nordie 1
Turtleneck 2
Styles 1
Dendro 2
Duffy 2
Pulling 1
Addendum- I had to reuse the random number generator to make sure that I had an even number in each grouping. One original 2 got switch to 1 to make 16 1s and 16 2s.
I see that we're split into 2 groups. Sooooo... when's the clan war begin?
4 groups now, and it's already started.
Cameron- Geronte
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Turtleneck wrote:Survival competition
1 3
Dwags
Intensity
Src
Jake
Cameron
Otpt
Miami
Nordie   Â
VS Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
               Â
1 4
Steve
Bob
Roc
Travis
Au
Styles                                              Â
Pulling                                Â
Corner blitz
2 5
Nigel
Wake
Floyd
Pantry
Duffy
Kingston
Pylon
Wally Â
VSÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
                 Â
2 6
Greenway
Death row
Heat
Dickfest
Bill Cain
Wbh
Turtleneck
Dendro
Championship: 1 4 vs. 2 6
Overall, I think Roc and Bob in the same group form a powerful duo. One might have been raised by wolves and the other probably wrestles bears. So I predict 2 6 wins it all.
No way 1 3 loses to those jerks in 1 4. 1 3 is gonna hang a banner, baby!
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Why is this being dragged out longer than the pandemic relief bill?
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Cameron wrote:Turtleneck wrote:Survival competition
1 3
Dwags
Intensity
Src
Jake
Cameron
Otpt
Miami
Nordie   Â
VS Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
               Â
1 4
Steve
Bob
Roc
Travis
Au
Styles                                              Â
Pulling                                Â
Corner blitz
2 5
Nigel
Wake
Floyd
Pantry
Duffy
Kingston
Pylon
Wally Â
VSÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
                 Â
2 6
Greenway
Death row
Heat
Dickfest
Bill Cain
Wbh
Turtleneck
Dendro
Championship: 1 4 vs. 2 6
Overall, I think Roc and Bob in the same group form a powerful duo. One might have been raised by wolves and the other probably wrestles bears. So I predict 2 6 wins it all.
No way 1 3 loses to those jerks in 1 4. Â 1 3 is gonna hang a banner, baby!
Look at your team. DWags will show up in Birkenstocks, SRC won't even show up, Intensity will be lost without his golf clubs, Miami is only useful if shuffleboard is involved, and you and OTPT will go on strike the minute the booze runs out. That leaves Jake and Nordic to carry the team, and Nordic to lift anything more than 50lbs.
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Turtleneck wrote:Cameron wrote:
No way 1 3 loses to those jerks in 1 4. Â 1 3 is gonna hang a banner, baby!
Look at your team. DWags will show up in Birkenstocks, SRC won't even show up, Intensity will be lost without his golf clubs, Miami is only useful if shuffleboard is involved, and you and OTPT will go on strike the minute the booze runs out. That leaves Jake and Nordic to carry the team, and Nordic to lift anything more than 50lbs.
Sure, but you heard Jake, right? Hand sanitizer in a cut and didn't   even   scream.
No way team prius can hang with that.
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Help us Wake, you're our only hope.
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Cameron wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Look at your team. DWags will show up in Birkenstocks, SRC won't even show up, Intensity will be lost without his golf clubs, Miami is only useful if shuffleboard is involved, and you and OTPT will go on strike the minute the booze runs out. That leaves Jake and Nordic to carry the team, and Nordic to lift anything more than 50lbs.
Sure, but you heard Jake, right? Hand sanitizer in a cut and didn't. Even. Scream. No way team prius can hang with that.
I said Jake and Nordic were your MVPs. But two people can't carry your team. 1 4 is a juggernaut. Bob can survive anything. Roc has to fight bears and rabid antelope anytime he wants to leave the house. Steve is loyal AF and will bust his ass. He won't go on strike because they only have Pabst in the cooler. Ok, Travis is a weak link.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Help us Wake, you're our only hope.
Sorry, but I think your team kills you because you're actually too polite.
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Turtleneck wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:Help us Wake, you're our only hope.
Sorry, but I think your team kills you because you're actually too polite.
Bro, we have MSU's angriest poster in Pantry. Take this to Wells and we will fuck your shit up.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Sorry, but I think your team kills you because you're actually too polite.
Bro, we have MSU's angriest poster in Pantry. Take this to Wells and we will fuck your shit up.
He will kill Floyd and then you will all kill him. Your team is basically cannibalism waiting to happen. You will be too busy fighting with yourselves to beat anybody else. 2 6 is the only hope we have of defeating 1 4.
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Turtleneck wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Bro, we have MSU's angriest poster in Pantry. Take this to Wells and we will fuck your shit up.
He will kill Floyd and they you will all kill him. Your team is basically cannibalism waiting to happen. You will be too busy fighting with yourselves to beat anybody else. 2 6 is the only hope we have of defeating 1 4.
Oh yeah, it's a disaster. But we'll take a few of you down before we implode.
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Turtleneck wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Bro, we have MSU's angriest poster in Pantry. Take this to Wells and we will fuck your shit up.
He will kill Floyd and they you will all kill him. Your team is basically cannibalism waiting to happen. You will be too busy fighting with yourselves to beat anybody else. 2 6 is the only hope we have of defeating 1 4.
Hey you can't kill Floyd he's my buddy
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Be honest, which clan do you wanna party with? The 1-3 will no shortage of booze and drugs.
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aualum06 wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
He will kill Floyd and they you will all kill him. Your team is basically cannibalism waiting to happen. You will be too busy fighting with yourselves to beat anybody else. 2 6 is the only hope we have of defeating 1 4.
Hey you can't kill Floyd he's my buddy
I'm pretty sure that I'm the oldest guy on here now. I might have to sacrifice myself to save the rest of the team. I mean, I've heard that's what I'm supposed to do.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:aualum06 wrote:
Hey you can't kill Floyd he's my buddy
I'm pretty sure that I'm the oldest guy on here now. I might have to sacrifice myself to save the rest of the team. I mean, I've heard that's what I'm supposed to do.
I mean I'm getting an economy check to buy oatmeal with either way I'm pretty sure
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I'm socially isolated.
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AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm socially isolated.
This brings up a serious question. Is anyone here quarantined at home alone? If so, how are you coping? I'd be going cuckoo for Cocopuffs if that were the case for me.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Sorry, but I think your team kills you because you're actually too polite.
Bro, we have MSU's angriest poster in Pantry. Take this to Wells and we will fuck your shit up.
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Nordic wrote:Be honest, which clan do you wanna party with? The 1-3 will no shortage of booze and drugs.
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Nigel what's our official team emoji?
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Turtleneck wrote:Cameron wrote:
Sure, but you heard Jake, right? Hand sanitizer in a cut and didn't. Even. Scream. No way team prius can hang with that.
I said Jake and Nordic were your MVPs. But two people can't carry your team. 1 4 is a juggernaut. Bob can survive anything. Roc has to fight bears and rabid antelope anytime he wants to leave the house. Steve is loyal AF and will bust his ass. He won't go on strike because they only have Pabst in the cooler. Ok, Travis is a weak link.
It feels like you're rating Prius steve's survival skills over mine, and I'm offended by that. Does Prius steve have all wheel drive and a machete in the back? Because I do.
OTPT is a hiker, I bet he can forage like a motherfucker. DWags got those Spartan kicks workin at all times. You ever seen someone rocking Spartan shoes die? Me neither. InTen and Miami live in fucking Florida, you don't last down there without survival skills. SRC may be largely absent, but that just shows his social distancing expertise.
Sharp money is on 1 3.
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Can I trade nigel, kingston and pylon for styles, pulling and corner blitz?
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The Pantry wrote:Can I trade nigel, kingston and pylon for styles, pulling and corner blitz?
Fuck your feelings.
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Not about feelings. You're all clearly asshats.Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The Pantry wrote:Can I trade nigel, kingston and pylon for styles, pulling and corner blitz?
Fuck your feelings.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:The Pantry wrote:Can I trade nigel, kingston and pylon for styles, pulling and corner blitz?
Fuck your feelings.
You guys are done and we haven’t even started.
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Nope, only on the computer.Watch Out Pylon! wrote:AvgMSUJoe wrote:I'm socially isolated.
This brings up a serious question. Is anyone here quarantined at home alone? If so, how are you coping? I'd be going cuckoo for Cocopuffs if that were the case for me.
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Turtleneck wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Fuck your feelings.
You guys are done and we haven’t even started.
If I traded The Pantry for half an opened packet of green salsa, would I be getting too much back?
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NigelUno wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
You guys are done and we haven’t even started.
If I traded The Pantry for half an opened packet of green salsa, would I be getting too much back?
How long has it been opened?
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