How Are Y'all Configuring Your Facial Hair During These Dark Days??

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-03-24, 14:01

it's been decades since I've been clean shaven..

I typically have a beard of various lengths, depending on my mood at any given time. Sometimes, I just rock a sweet 'stache with some sideburns.. every now and then, just a sweet 'stache with maybe some chin pubes.

my beard is currently a bit more shaggy than usual. Not for any good reason - work doesn't care as long as I'm more or less wearing clothes. Thinking about trimming it up later after some bourbon.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-03-24, 14:13

Depending on your answer, expect a PM from Bob asking for even more personal details about your body.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2020-03-24, 15:03

No shave till I go back to work. Gonna see how gnarly this beard can get... or until my wife tells me to trim it.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-03-24, 15:16

I like the clean shaven /short goatee look.

But that’s just me.

I have seen health care professionals having to shave just in case in aides in spreading shit.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-03-24, 15:26

Dendrobates wrote:I like the clean shaven /short goatee look.

But that’s just me.

I have seen health care professionals having to shave just in case in aides in spreading shit.

yeah, I've heard that about healthcare professionals.

my wife prefers my scruff stay kinda neat and trimmed.. I prefer it a little more erratic. If I ever get close to being clean-shaven she says I look like I'm in 9th grade and she feels weird.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-03-24, 15:28

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No shave till I go back to work. Gonna see how gnarly this beard can get... or until my wife tells me to trim it.

yeah..

my wife: "your beard is a little shaggy.. thought about trimming it"?

me: "yeah, okay.."..

{trims beard}

wife: "what's with all of this hair in the sink"?!?!? How Are Y'all Configuring Your Facial Hair During These Dark Days?? 1896033241

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by aualum06 2020-03-24, 15:32

Just torched it off today

by **Cameron** 2020-03-24, 16:02

I've been thinking of going for the Joe dirt/Ricky from TPB look. Haven't done so yet, but it feels like the right time, what with not really going out in public. I wouldn't want to be seen by anyone else looking like that, but it would amuse myself.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-03-24, 16:13

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No shave till I go back to work. Gonna see how gnarly this beard can get... or until my wife tells me to trim it.
yeah..

my wife: "your beard is a little shaggy.. thought about trimming it"?

me: "yeah, okay.."..

{trims beard}

wife: "what's with all of this hair in the sink"?!?!?

Sorry Bob, siding with your wife.

I yell at the husband too for the hair. Why is it so difficult to clean off? It takes 5 seconds. Men Rolling Eyes

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-03-24, 16:19

Dendrobates wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:yeah..

my wife: "your beard is a little shaggy.. thought about trimming it"?

me: "yeah, okay.."..

{trims beard}

wife: "what's with all of this hair in the sink"?!?!?

Sorry Bob, siding with your wife.

I yell at the husband too for the hair. Why is it so difficult to clean off? It takes 5 seconds. Men

nah, I side with her too.. I haven't been married for going on 26 years without knowing which battles to fight.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-03-24, 16:20

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

Sorry Bob, siding with your wife.

I yell at the husband too for the hair. Why is it so difficult to clean off? It takes 5 seconds. Men
nah, I side with her too.. I haven't been married for going on 26 years without knowing which battles to fight.

That is true. It’s the secret to making a marriage work.

by **The Pantry** 2020-03-24, 16:40

Been clean shaven most of my life. Like the silky feel of a woman's face cheek-to-cheek. Liked diving into bush to play in her hair without any of my own.

Haven't shaved in over a week. Was fine for the convenience but gotta get rid of this tomorrow morning to start the next cycle.

by **Turtleneck** 2020-03-24, 16:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No shave till I go back to work. Gonna see how gnarly this beard can get... or until my wife tells me to trim it.
yeah..

my wife: "your beard is a little shaggy.. thought about trimming it"?

me: "yeah, okay.."..

{trims beard}

wife: "what's with all of this hair in the sink"?!?!?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-04-16, 12:20

Beard is getting shaggy.. not telling the wife but I'm secretly planning a sweet cop 'stache.

The clippers are charging up.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-04-16, 12:47

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Beard is getting shaggy.. not telling the wife but I'm secretly planning a sweet cop 'stache.

The clippers are charging up.

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by **Rocinante** 2020-04-16, 12:55

I used to have a really long beard. My profile pic is about 2/3 how long it got. I figure if I can’t go to the barber, I minus well let everything grow and look at my options afterward.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-04-16, 13:03

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Beard is getting shaggy.. not telling the wife but I'm secretly planning a sweet cop 'stache.

The clippers are charging up.

kinda, but with a downward slope toward the chin.

Gonna be sweet.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-04-16, 13:03

neckbeard

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2020-04-16, 13:04

Rocinante wrote:I used to have a really long beard. My profile pic is about 2/3 how long it got. I figure if I can’t go to the barber, I minus well let everything grow and look at my options afterward.

Heck to the yeah.

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by **GRR Spartan** 2020-04-16, 13:14

Got into the habit of shaving daily in the USN and with the exception of one 18 day fishing trip with the guys I’ve never gone past 5 days and that was after shoulder and 3/4/5 disk fusion surgeries. Can’t get past the itching that starts about day 4 or 5.

My son stopped shaving the day he was told to take his work laptops home. That was 4 weeks Monday. His girlfriend has tired of the new look.

by **StylesGShmooth** 2020-04-17, 14:24

Haven't shaved in over a month. So, I figure in about 3 or 4 more months I may have a full beard with no patches. maybe.

by **duffy munn** 2020-04-17, 14:38

I've been clean shaven my whole life but decided to go for the goatee when the lockdown started. Of course it came in white and my wife said I looked like Col Sanders. Damn thing was itchy and I kept touching my face so I shaved it off last week.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-04-17, 14:50

My facial hair hasn't changed in about a decade. Standard beard for the most part, kept respectable and trimmed, mostly due to work.

When lock down started, I stopped shaving my head, which I've done for the last 20 or so years. I only made it to a few days back before I had to shave it. Way too thin on top compared to the sides. If I grew it out long and dyed it red, I'd end up looking like Bozo the Clown.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-17, 15:11

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:No shave till I go back to work. Gonna see how gnarly this beard can get... or until my wife tells me to trim it.
yeah..

my wife: "your beard is a little shaggy.. thought about trimming it"?

me: "yeah, okay.."..

{trims beard}

wife: "what's with all of this hair in the sink"?!?!?

The first job my wife ever had was sweeping up cut hair at her neighborhood salon, then known as a beauty parlor.
Knowing this, when I did a full shave a few weeks ago, I saved a big ball of whiskers. One of these days, I’m going to spread everything across the bathroom floor and hand her a broom. She can pretend to be at her first job again.
I’m thoughtful in so many ways.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-17, 15:16

StylesGShmooth wrote:Haven't shaved in over a month. So, I figure in about 3 or 4 more months I may have a full beard with no patches. maybe.

Never give up! Stevie Yzerman may never be able to do it, but you can!

by **tGreenWay** 2020-04-17, 15:18

Senior Dickfist wrote:My facial hair hasn't changed in about a decade. Standard beard for the most part, kept respectable and trimmed, mostly due to work.

When lock down started, I stopped shaving my head, which I've done for the last 20 or so years. I only made it to a few days back before I had to shave it. Way too thin on top compared to the sides. If I grew it out long and dyed it red, I'd end up looking like Bozo the Clown.

Dude, that would look sweet. Bozo was the man. I mean, he was the clown, but he was also the man.

by MattyFresh 2020-04-18, 23:16

I've been stuck indoors for a week+ at my moms. Facial hair was super white trash till today. I should have taken a picture it was near Joe Dirt-esque

Thick neck beard, sprinkled stash, and sideburns to the bottom of my cheeks

by **The Pantry** 2020-04-19, 01:56

Went for 2+ weeks and couldn't take it anymore. Looked like shit though I didn't care. Chewing on the whiskers at the corners of my mouth while eating was what turned me off. Fuck that. PITA shaving it off. Going back to my old schedule of shaving with a razor on Mondays and using the electric in between.

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