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Oh, Florida

Post by StylesGShmooth on July 21st 2014, 3:57 pm

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Floyd Robertson on July 21st 2014, 4:32 pm

OK, that's one of the funnier/sadder stories to come out of Florida this week.
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by AMwood on July 21st 2014, 4:39 pm

"Law enforcement officials are now searching for the recipient of Doster's blowie, "

that makes it suspect.
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Stugots on July 21st 2014, 4:56 pm

This comment caught my attention because I'm also an ID Discovery addict.

"Amen. I make a poor habit out of leaving ID Discovery on, the network that runs those true-crime shows 24/7. I began to notice a disturbing trend that like 75% of these cases all happened in Tampa."

I don't agree that it's all Tampa, but a disproportionate number of stories do come out of Florida. What an absolute cesspool.

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Oh, Michigan

Post by Heat Miser on July 21st 2014, 6:20 pm

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by tanfan! on July 21st 2014, 7:51 pm

Well. That sucks.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by WBill on July 21st 2014, 7:56 pm

Sounds like a case for Miami Vice

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Rodeo Burger on July 21st 2014, 8:17 pm

That reads like an article on The Onion.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by DWags on July 21st 2014, 8:20 pm

I wonder if they finished after the wife caught them.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by y2kMgrad on July 21st 2014, 9:52 pm

A jet ski? He must be a baller.
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Cosmo_Kramer on July 22nd 2014, 12:49 am

I'm going to Florida soon. Woohoo

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by StylesGShmooth on July 26th 2014, 9:00 pm

I'm foolishly hoping this won't get politcial but...

Oh, Florida

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/07/25/4255428/curt-clawson-becomes-latest-flori.html
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Rocinante on July 26th 2014, 9:03 pm

StylesGShmooth wrote:I'm foolishly hoping this won't get politcial but...

Oh, Florida

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/07/25/4255428/curt-clawson-becomes-latest-flori.html

Yeah I started a thread over on swillbin since I couldn't see any way it couldn't. Guy is a fucking smug looking moran.
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by StylesGShmooth on July 26th 2014, 9:41 pm

Rocinante wrote:

Yeah I started a thread over on swillbin since I couldn't see any way it couldn't. Guy is a fucking smug looking moran.

Yeah, that cocky fucking look on his face as he's making a fool of himself is priceless.

Since I refuse to align myself with either of those self serving gangs that everyone feels the need to join, I'm just having a laugh at the expense of Florida not at any reflection of his political leanings.
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by StylesGShmooth on July 28th 2014, 11:10 am

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Jake from State Farm on July 28th 2014, 11:29 am

Yeah, lets land on that beach full of people so we don't have to get our airplane wet.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-father-killed-daughter-critically-injured-beach-plane/story?id=24734696

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Heat Miser on August 1st 2014, 10:23 am

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by StylesGShmooth on August 4th 2014, 4:00 am

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by StylesGShmooth on October 6th 2014, 7:11 pm

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by InTenSity on October 22nd 2014, 4:16 pm


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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by tTito on October 22nd 2014, 4:25 pm

Was this right after he killed a swan and then gave racoon a concussion and put another racoon in a coma with his back pack?
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Rocinante on October 22nd 2014, 6:51 pm


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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by CheesySpartan on October 23rd 2014, 7:34 am

Rocinante wrote:This is great article and I like this dude.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/article3227237.html

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Jake from State Farm on December 11th 2014, 11:27 am

Florida, keepin it classy:

gimme that dildo bitch

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Floyd Robertson on January 15th 2015, 3:14 pm

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Turtleneck on January 15th 2015, 3:40 pm


I really hate the idea of needing more government, but dyslexic rug makers are a real problem in this country.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by xsanguine on January 15th 2015, 3:56 pm

Man... I want to get my hands on one of them.

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Post by Turtleneck on January 15th 2015, 4:00 pm

xsanguine wrote:Man... I want to get my hands on one of them.

The rug or a dyslexic rug maker?

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Rodeo Burger on January 15th 2015, 4:06 pm

The future is not bright. The kid is a menace and the guy filming is a moron:


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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Rocinante on January 15th 2015, 4:06 pm

It looks like "I'm Doo We Trugt"

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Floyd Robertson on January 15th 2015, 4:09 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

I really hate the idea of needing more government, but dyslexic rug makers are a real problem in this country.

I can't tell what the human figure is doing in the rug. Is he picking up dog poop?
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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Turtleneck on January 15th 2015, 4:10 pm

What of dog was spelled c.a.t?

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Turtleneck on January 15th 2015, 4:12 pm

Floyd Robertson wrote:

I can't tell what the human figure is doing in the rug. Is he picking up dog poop?

At this point, this is the worst rug ever

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by xsanguine on January 15th 2015, 4:24 pm

Turtleneck wrote:

The rug or a dyslexic rug maker?

Rug maker or rug muncher?

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Turtleneck on January 15th 2015, 4:40 pm

Dyslexic rug muncher is my favorite genre of porn.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by xsanguine on January 15th 2015, 5:01 pm

Turtleneck wrote:Dyslexic rug muncher is my favorite genre of porn.

Shit, it's my only genre of porn.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Turtleneck on January 15th 2015, 5:02 pm

You need to leave room for the dyscalculia porn. Mix it up, bro.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by The_Dude on January 15th 2015, 6:21 pm

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by xsanguine on January 15th 2015, 6:24 pm

Turtleneck wrote:You need to leave room for the dyscalculia porn. Mix it up, bro.

I dunno, man... Bram Stoker's XXX was enough for me.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Robert J Sakimano on January 16th 2015, 11:05 am

more strange news out of Florida.. (though I'm sure some folks here won't see a problem with it)..

Florida Cops Using Photos Of Black Men as Target Practice
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