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Post by Floyd Robertson on Wed 3 Aug 2016 - 12:36

Big news day for FL.

Orlando man accused of attacking Pinky the flamingo

BUSCH GARDENS, Fla. - An Orlando man is accused of picking up a flamingo and throwing it to the ground at Busch Gardens, according to police.

While Corrao was at the Jambo Junction Animal Viewing Area, police say he reached into an animal pen and picked up a flamingo. Witnesses say he then threw the flamingo to the ground.

Due to the excessive force used to throw the animal down, the flamingo had to be euthanized.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove on Wed 3 Aug 2016 - 14:49

To be fair Flamingos are like geese - they're asshole birds.

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Post by SpartanInNH on Tue 16 Aug 2016 - 23:34

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A 19-year-old Florida State University student was having dinner with his family Monday night in Tequesta, Florida, when he got angry, stormed out of the restaurant, killed two people, then ate a victim’s face, officials said.

Moments after Austin Harrouff left the restaurant, police responded to a 911 call of a stabbing attack and arrived to find the teen biting off part of a dead man’s face in the driveway of a Tequesta couple’s home, officials said. The man’s wife was found dead in the garage and a neighbor suffered multiple stab wounds.

Harrouff was charged with a double homicide and taken to a nearby hospital, where he remained in an unconscious state. Police and hospital workers have completed some tests, but have not yet found any evidence of drug use.

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Post by InTenSity on Tue 16 Aug 2016 - 23:39

Story I saw earlier said he was on flakka. Whatever that is.
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Post by CheesySpartan on Wed 17 Aug 2016 - 9:02

InTenSity wrote:Story I saw earlier said he was on flakka. Whatever that is.

What is flakka and why it makes the user a cannibal

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on Tue 30 Aug 2016 - 15:56

Homeless Man in Florida Arrested For "Giving Mouth to Down South" on a Woman on the Beach

A homeless man arrested after being caught performing oral sex on a woman on the Sunset Beach Boardwalk told police he was “an emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,” because we get the heroes we deserve, not necessarily the ones we need.

The 50-year-old man, identified as Tracy Briley, was first spotted by a witness and his three-year-old son Wednesday afternoon. Briley reportedly had his pants down around his ankles and his “penis out” while giving the woman mouth to down south. According to Fox13, the woman, who is also homeless but was not identified, was taken to Palms of Pasadena hospital for an unspecified “medical issue” — presumably related to whatever prompted Briley to administer emergency services.
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Re: Oh, Florida

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Turtleneck on Thu 15 Sep 2016 - 12:41

Drinking out of a puddle prompts a police response?

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Post by tGreenWay on Thu 15 Sep 2016 - 14:27

Turtleneck wrote:Drinking out of a puddle prompts a police response?

Water is a precious commodity and that probably wasn't his puddle.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Robert J Sakimano on Thu 15 Sep 2016 - 15:17

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Drinking out of a puddle prompts a police response?

Water is a precious commodity and that probably wasn't his puddle.
I wonder if the bros in Florida carry gallon jugs of water around with them?
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Post by tGreenWay on Thu 15 Sep 2016 - 17:29

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
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Water is a precious commodity and that probably wasn't his puddle.
I wonder if the bros in Florida carry gallon jugs of water around with them?

It's Florida, so it's either orange juice or liquid meth.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Dr. Strangelove on Fri 30 Sep 2016 - 20:15

http://wreg.com/2016/09/21/man-arrested-after-taunting-police-while-riding-a-manatee/

ISLAMARODA, Fl. — A man in Florida is behind bars after he taunted police to take him to jail while riding a manatee.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri 30 Sep 2016 - 20:32

Dr. Strangelove wrote:http://wreg.com/2016/09/21/man-arrested-after-taunting-police-while-riding-a-manatee/

ISLAMARODA, Fl. — A man in Florida is behind bars after he taunted police to take him to jail while riding a manatee.

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Post by InTenSity on Fri 30 Sep 2016 - 20:40

Who hasn't ridden a manatee?

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 30 Sep 2016 - 20:43

Dr. Strangelove wrote:http://wreg.com/2016/09/21/man-arrested-after-taunting-police-while-riding-a-manatee/

ISLAMARODA, Fl. — A man in Florida is behind bars after he taunted police to take him to jail while riding a manatee.

Massengale admitted to knowing what he was doing was illegal, but said he was waiting for someone with a badge to show up.
He promised he wouldn’t show up for court when issued a citation.
He then began chanting, “Take me to jail! Take me to jail!”

What a douche.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by InTenSity on Fri 30 Sep 2016 - 20:45

If you guys want Florida news. Miaminewtimes.com has shit pretty regularly.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by LooseGoose on Sat 29 Oct 2016 - 11:16

Florida man driving home from strip club falls out of truck and runs himself over



On his way home from a strip club, a Florida man fell out of his truck, ran himself over and then ran off, troopers say.

The Orlando Sentinel reported the 28-year-old Casselberry man left Dancers Royale strip club around 2 a.m. Tuesday. Less than a block away, the Florida Highway Patrol said he fell out of his 2016 Ford pickup and promptly ran over his own leg.

The man was down, but his truck kept going, rolling into a nearby house and injuring a 58-year-old woman inside, the Sentinel reported.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on Thu 3 Nov 2016 - 10:00

A 56-year-old man was arrested Monday after police said he drove naked through his Boynton Beach neighborhood with electrical wires attached to his genitals.

Someone called police after Kurt Allen Jenkins reportedly slowed his white four-door Toyota and made sexual advances toward that person. Jenkins allegedly motioned toward his groin area, at which point the person saw the wires, and opened the passenger-side door.


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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Dr. Strangelove on Sat 12 Nov 2016 - 17:17

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article114388748.html

North Miami Police say Hicks ate at the IHOP at 12875 Biscayne Blvd Friday, then returned around 3:30 p.m. claiming he’d been poisoned. Then, he ran over and stabbed the server who’d waited on him earlier. Police arrested Hicks at the IHOP.


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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by LooseGoose on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 14:04

Horse meat sold for $7 a pound at illegal slaughterhouse, police say

Police early Friday raided a suspected horse slaughterhouse operation in rural Miami-Dade, arresting an elderly man accused of selling undercover cops the illegal meat for $7 a pound.

The case is believed to be the first time in South Florida that investigators documented the the actual sale of horse meat, a lucrative but highly secretive trade — and one that has bedeviled police and animal enthusiasts. In recent years, the carcasses of butchered horses, their meat bound for dinner tables, have been found across South Florida, resulting in only a handful of minor arrests.

Taken into police custody on Friday: Manuel Coto-Martinez, 70, who is charged with selling illegal horse meat, a state felony that is punishable by at least one year in prison.

Miami-Dade police raided the sprawling ranch at 13202 NW 182nd St., in the rural C4-basin, which has been the site of several illegal pig slaughterhouses discovered in recent years.

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 15:37

LooseGoose wrote:Horse meat sold for $7 a pound at illegal slaughterhouse, police say

Police early Friday raided a suspected horse slaughterhouse operation in rural Miami-Dade, arresting an elderly man accused of selling undercover cops the illegal meat for $7 a pound.

The case is believed to be the first time in South Florida that investigators documented the the actual sale of horse meat, a lucrative but highly secretive trade — and one that has bedeviled police and animal enthusiasts. In recent years, the carcasses of butchered horses, their meat bound for dinner tables, have been found across South Florida, resulting in only a handful of minor arrests.

Taken into police custody on Friday: Manuel Coto-Martinez, 70, who is charged with selling illegal horse meat, a state felony that is punishable by at least one year in prison.

Miami-Dade police raided the sprawling ranch at 13202 NW 182nd St., in the rural C4-basin, which has been the site of several illegal pig slaughterhouses discovered in recent years.

What's the big deal? Theyve gotta do something with them after they're finished shooting the movie.


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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by LooseGoose on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 15:40

tGreenWay wrote:

What's the big deal? Theyve gotta do something with them after they're finished shooting the movie.


I've never understood the objection to eating horse either. It's a fine slab of meat.

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 15:59

LooseGoose wrote:
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What's the big deal? Theyve gotta do something with them after they're finished shooting the movie.


I've never understood the objection to eating horse either. It's a fine slab of meat.

Never had it--that I know of. But horse lovers (the kind who love riding, not eating them) are every bit as passionate about their animals as I am about dogs and others are about cats. I have no idea why that line got drawn to keep those three safe and the rest of the animal kingdom available for consumption. Three random animals we've grown to love and would see eating them as tantamount to cannibalism.

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Post by InTenSity on Fri 18 Nov 2016 - 16:26

tGreenWay wrote:
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I've never understood the objection to eating horse either.   It's a fine slab of meat.

Never had it--that I know of. But horse lovers (the kind who love riding, not eating them) are every bit as passionate about their animals as I am about dogs and others are about cats. I have no idea why that line got drawn to keep those three safe and the rest of the animal kingdom available for consumption. Three random animals we've grown to love and would see eating them as tantamount to cannibalism.
Cows are pretty popular in India. So they get a pass there.
There is some weird shit down here with Santeria, and although not common, its not unheard of that horses are found slaughtered. Last year there was quite a bit of it in the news. The area they found this guy in, could easily have something like that happening.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by DWags on Wed 23 Nov 2016 - 0:37

Son stabs dad in the neck cause dad was trying to circumcise him.

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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by Floyd Robertson on Wed 23 Nov 2016 - 11:24

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Post by CheesySpartan on Wed 23 Nov 2016 - 12:35

Floyd Robertson wrote:
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If you didn't read the comments then you're missing the best stuff



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Re: Oh, Florida

Post by LooseGoose on Sat 17 Dec 2016 - 12:31

A Florida man tried to rob a former WWE wrestler — and got body-slammed

The daring defensive tactic worked. The confrontation, captured on store surveillance cameras, occurred in seconds and seemed to end with Gaspard retrieving the weapon, calmly walking toward the front of the store and placing the gun on the clerk’s counter.

But Gaspard wasn’t finished with his opponent. (No compelling wrestling match is complete without a climactic smackdown, after all.)

Police say the Gaspard “grabbed” Felix and “escorted him outside where he was eventually detained on the ground with the help of witnesses.”

Authorities are being polite.

Surveillance footage shows Gaspard walking Felix outside, with his massive forearm wrapped around the suspect’s neck. The two men pause momentarily and then, without warning, Felix’s feet leave the ground as Gaspard body-slams him to the ground like a rag doll.

Though the recording is silent, one can imagine a crowd cheering right about then.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Sat 17 Dec 2016 - 12:57

Weak bodyslam.

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Post by LooseGoose on Wed 28 Dec 2016 - 0:01

Man, 81, Cops Shuffleboard Rage Plea - Cops: Floridian battered fellow retiree at senior citizens center

The octogenarian, who lives in a St. Petersburg mobile home park, was arrested after he got into a physical confrontation with a fellow retiree. According to police, Hayden punched the victim and struck him with a shuffleboard cue.

The attack, cops say, occurred at the Pinellas Park Senior Center’s open-air shuffleboard pavilion (pictured below). Hayden battered the victim near the close of the 16-court facility’s thrice-weekly Black & White Shuffleboard League competition.

Hayden and victim James Sutton “had a verbal argument that escalated into a physical altercation,” police reported. After the 6’, 200-pound Hayden slugged Sutton, he “hit him with his shuffleboard cue causing damage to both cues.” Sutton suffered a pair of four-inch scratches on his face during the scuffle.

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Post by LooseGoose on Fri 13 Jan 2017 - 0:28

Florida woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting



Sun Hee Gribat, 70, was arrested Tuesday at Jax Therapy after she offered a sex act after a massage, JSO said.


The hour-long massage cost $70, JSO said, and an additional service in the form of a sex act was offered for another $60, the police report said.

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Post by DWags on Fri 13 Jan 2017 - 0:30

LooseGoose wrote:Florida woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting



Sun Hee Gribat, 70, was arrested Tuesday at Jax Therapy after she offered a sex act after a massage, JSO said.


The hour-long massage cost $70, JSO said, and an additional service in the form of a sex act was offered for another $60, the police report said.

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Post by tGreenWay on Fri 13 Jan 2017 - 0:57

LooseGoose wrote:Florida woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting



Sun Hee Gribat, 70, was arrested Tuesday at Jax Therapy after she offered a sex act after a massage, JSO said.


The hour-long massage cost $70, JSO said, and an additional service in the form of a sex act was offered for another $60, the police report said.

I think you could still create some real heat with granny, and at her age, it would be a dry heat. A very dry heat.

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Post by Turtleneck on Sat 14 Jan 2017 - 20:36

Please be safe when walking in Florida

Since 2011, SGA’s biannual “Dangerous by Design” report crunches the numbers on their “pedestrian death index”—the rate of pedestrian fatalities relative to the number of people who walk to work—across the country’s largest metro area. This year, it looked at 104 cities, and eight of top ten most dangerous metros are in the Sunshine State. The national average is 52.5; the top metro, Cape Coral-Fort Myers, clocked in at 283.1.

http://www.citylab.com/commute/2017/01/why-florida-has-americas-most-lethal-roads/512954/?utm_source=feed

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Post by Jake from State Farm on Sat 14 Jan 2017 - 20:58

Turtleneck wrote:Please be safe when walking in Florida

Since 2011, SGA’s biannual “Dangerous by Design” report crunches the numbers on their “pedestrian death index”—the rate of pedestrian fatalities relative to the number of people who walk to work—across the country’s largest metro area. This year, it looked at 104 cities, and eight of top ten most dangerous metros are in the Sunshine State. The national average is 52.5; the top metro, Cape Coral-Fort Myers, clocked in at 283.1.

http://www.citylab.com/commute/2017/01/why-florida-has-americas-most-lethal-roads/512954/?utm_source=feed

I'd say it's because of people texting and driving but it's a bunch of geezers driving that probably can't even turn on their cell phone, let alone drive and text at the same time.

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Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon 20 Feb 2017 - 18:09

Florida Man Stabs His Wife’s Live-In Side Piece During Argument Outside Their Trailer, Police Say

Fred Kimble, 55, his wife Pamela Kimble (reportedly estranged) and her 40-year-old boyfriend all live in the same Islamorada trailer.

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Post by tGreenWay on Mon 20 Feb 2017 - 19:08

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida Man Stabs His Wife’s Live-In Side Piece During Argument Outside Their Trailer, Police Say

Fred Kimble, 55, his wife Pamela Kimble (reportedly estranged) and her 40-year-old boyfriend all live in the same Islamorada trailer.


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