Oh, Florida

loogoldham wrote:https://jalopnik.com/more-than-75-florida-police-cars-suffered-engine-proble-1825188895

More Than 75 Florida Police Cars Suffered Engine Problems Due To Contaminated Fuel: Report

I.B. Fine wrote:Special documentary to follow on Cinemax, Saturday at 11 pm.
Snake sex party discovered after Florida python implanted with tracking device

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:Special documentary to follow on Cinemax, Saturday at 11 pm.
Snake sex party discovered after Florida python implanted with tracking device

Pleased to report that story was much less shocking than I originally suspected, because Florida.

I.B. Fine wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Pleased to report that story was much less shocking than I originally suspected, because Florida.

Sorry to disappoint you.

tGreenWay wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:
Sorry to disappoint you.

The only disappointment was that Jim McElwain wasn’t involved.

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Do snakes have dongs?

Armstrong, 28, happened to be at Sylvan Abbey Funeral Home in Clearwater the day two detectives showed up with Phillip’s phone, she said. They were taken to Phillip’s corpse. Then, they tried to unlock the phone by holding the body’s hands up to the phone’s fingerprint sensor.

Lt. Randall Chaney said it was an unsuccessful attempt to access and preserve data on the phone to aid in the investigation into Phillip’s death and a separate inquiry into drugs that involved Phillip, 30.

Rocinante wrote:The answe is yes. Snakes have dongs.

InTenSity wrote:Someone set themselves on fire in Miami.

loogoldham wrote:https://deadspin.com/florida-man-arrested-for-practicing-karate-by-kicking-s-1825698550

tGreenWay wrote:
That guy has the kind of face I just want to punch.

LooseGoose wrote:90 pounds of panties? Is that more than Strangelove's college trophy collection?

Neighbor guilty in stalking case busted with 90 pounds of panties

Rocinante wrote:Why would you measure panties by the pound?

Rocinante wrote:Why would you measure panties by the pound?

Police in Holly Hill, Florida, said the employee exited the back door of the pizza place just before midnight when a man in a grotesque clown mask jumped him with a wooden post. According to the police report, the post broke over the man's back, upon which the attacker tried to stab the employee with a pair of scissors.

The victim responded by pulling out his concealed firearm and firing "four or five shots" at the attacker, according to the police report. When authorities responded, the attacker was found lying in the parking lot with the mask still on and scissors by his body, police said.

In Florida, the site of recent mass shootings such as at the Stoneman Douglas High School and the Pulse nightclub, more than a year went by in which the state approved applications without carrying out background checks. This meant the state was unaware if there was a cause to refuse a licence to allow somebody to carry a hidden gun – for example, mental illness or drug addiction.

The reason is dismayingly banal: an employee couldn’t remember her login.

The login is for the FBI’s background check database, or National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS).

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida skips gun background checks for a year after employee forgets login

In Florida, the site of recent mass shootings such as at the Stoneman Douglas High School and the Pulse nightclub, more than a year went by in which the state approved applications without carrying out background checks. This meant the state was unaware if there was a cause to refuse a licence to allow somebody to carry a hidden gun – for example, mental illness or drug addiction.

The reason is dismayingly banal: an employee couldn’t remember her login.

The login is for the FBI’s background check database, or National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS).

O M G

goodbar wrote:

Floyd Robertson wrote:Florida skips gun background checks for a year after employee forgets login





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guarantee it was just "password"

Dr. Strangelove wrote:https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/armless-south-beach-artist-accused-of-stabbing-man-with-scissors

An armless homeless man who is known on South Beach as an artist who paints with his feet was arrested Tuesday for stabbing a man with a pair of scissors, authorities said.

According to an arrest report, officers arrived at the scene to find a man lying on the ground and bleeding from his left arm.

Police said the victim's friend told officers that the victim was asking Jonathan Crenshaw, 45, for directions when Crenshaw pulled out a sharp object and stabbed the victim.