Pressing question I'm having a hard time with...

So... I was thinking recently and debating with a friend. I think I'm right, he thinks he's right. Shocking, I know. So here's the scenario:

A light aircraft, lets say a Cessna, is looking to take a short flight. However, part of the runway was recently converted to a kind of dynamometer for unknown reasons (it's really not important, just go with it). The plane unknowingly sits on the dyno portion of the runway and hits the engine. Being on the dyno, the plane doesn't actually move. The dyno is moving at the same speed in the other direction as the plane should be in its direction.

My moran buddy thinks the plane will take off. I say hell no. It doesn't make a lick of sense to me. Don't see any way it could possibly take off.

So, what say you, tSwill?

BOOOOOOOOOOURNS!!

288

Just send her the dick pic and see what happens.

I'm sorry, I only read the thread title. Hope I'm at least in the ballpark with my response.

LoneWolfSparty wrote:288

The definitive answer.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Just send her the dick pic and see what happens.

I'm sorry, I only read the thread title. Hope I'm at least in the ballpark with my response.

Minus well be.

In before nerds

dubie7006 wrote:So... I was thinking recently and debating with a friend.  I think I'm right, he thinks he's right.  Shocking, I know.  So here's the scenario:

A light aircraft, lets say a Cessna, is looking to take a short flight.  However, part of the runway was recently converted to a kind of dynamometer for unknown reasons (it's really not important, just go with it).  The plane unknowingly sits on the dyno portion of the runway and hits the engine.  Being on the dyno, the plane doesn't actually move.  The dyno is moving at the same speed in the other direction as the plane should be in its direction.

My moran buddy thinks the plane will take off.  I say hell no.  It doesn't make a lick of sense to me. Don't see any way it could possibly take off.

So, what say you, tSwill?

How much anal is happening on board at the time of the plane's attempted takeoff?

Ned Stark wrote:

dubie7006 wrote:So... I was thinking recently and debating with a friend.  I think I'm right, he thinks he's right.  Shocking, I know.  So here's the scenario:

A light aircraft, lets say a Cessna, is looking to take a short flight.  However, part of the runway was recently converted to a kind of dynamometer for unknown reasons (it's really not important, just go with it).  The plane unknowingly sits on the dyno portion of the runway and hits the engine.  Being on the dyno, the plane doesn't actually move.  The dyno is moving at the same speed in the other direction as the plane should be in its direction.

My moran buddy thinks the plane will take off.  I say hell no.  It doesn't make a lick of sense to me. Don't see any way it could possibly take off.

So, what say you, tSwill?

How much anal is happening on board at the time of the plane's attempted takeoff?

Valid question, one my friend and I did not discuss. The plane is small, maybe 4 people plus pilot. So, at maximum, 2 people being done anally at any one time.

The correct answer is: Poop.

But wait just a minute...

SpartanInNH wrote:

LoneWolfSparty wrote:288

The definitive answer.

Actually, the definitive answer is 42.

Turtleneck wrote:

SpartanInNH wrote:

LoneWolfSparty wrote:288

The definitive answer.

Actually, the definitive answer is 42.

Yes but what's the question?