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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2/15/2019, 1:27 pm

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Tim Wakefield wrote:My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens

Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.

If we went by this thread on how often you get laid LWS, you would have lost your virginity last night. Congrats on the sex!
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Post by tGreenWay 2/15/2019, 3:39 pm

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TheReal_LWS wrote:

Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.

If we went by this thread on how often you get laid LWS, you would have lost your virginity last night. Congrats on the sex!

A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2/15/2019, 7:24 pm

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If we went by this thread on how often you get laid LWS, you would have lost your virginity last night. Congrats on the sex!

A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.

So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.
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Post by tGreenWay 2/15/2019, 7:42 pm

TheReal_LWS wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.

So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.

You’ve gone after mine before.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2/15/2019, 7:43 pm

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tGreenWay wrote:

A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.

So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.

If you bump a thread to talk about having sex with “the wife” and someone talks about you having sex with “the wife” then yeah I’d say that’s fair. Context is a thing that exists you little smarty pants you.
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2/15/2019, 7:47 pm

I don't remember saying the sex was with "the wife".
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2/15/2019, 7:48 pm

Did you cheat on your wife lws?
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2/15/2019, 7:51 pm

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Did you cheat on your wife lws?

I didn't say that. I simply pointed out that I never said I had sex with my wife, just that I had sex. tGWay decided to take the low-road here. And you are defending that.

So bring it on. Family is now in-bounds!
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2/15/2019, 7:53 pm

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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Did you cheat on your wife lws?

I didn't say that. I simply pointed out that I never said I had sex with my wife, just that I had sex. tGWay decided to take the low-road here. And you are defending that.

So bring it on. Family is now in-bounds!

Okay yeah sure whatever lws good luck
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2/15/2019, 8:02 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.

You’ve gone after mine before.

I have? I honestly don't remember that. But all joking aside, I truly apologize for that tGWay. I know you have a huge problem with me, and I am fine with that. But I sincerely have no problem with you and am sorry for past transgressions. You don't have to forgive me for everything, but please forgive me for whatever it was I said about your wife. That was uncalled for.
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Post by tGreenWay 2/15/2019, 8:21 pm

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tGreenWay wrote:

You’ve gone after mine before.

I have? I honestly don't remember that. But all joking aside, I truly apologize for that tGWay. I know you have a huge problem with me, and I am fine with that. But I sincerely have no problem with you and am sorry for past transgressions. You don't have to forgive me for everything, but please forgive me for whatever it was I said about your wife. That was uncalled for.

Your apologies are meaningless.
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Post by TheReal_LWS 2/15/2019, 8:36 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

I have? I honestly don't remember that. But all joking aside, I truly apologize for that tGWay. I know you have a huge problem with me, and I am fine with that. But I sincerely have no problem with you and am sorry for past transgressions. You don't have to forgive me for everything, but please forgive me for whatever it was I said about your wife. That was uncalled for.

Your apologies are meaningless.

I'm sorry you feel that way, but I understand.
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Post by InTenSity 2/15/2019, 8:45 pm

Did lws Fuck the pray it away camp counselor? Apparently he didn't have sexy time with the wife, or did I read this thread incorrectly?
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Post by NigelUno 2/15/2019, 9:01 pm

TheReal_LWS wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.

So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.

Just don't talk about Gary and Mel.
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Post by tTito 2/15/2019, 9:04 pm

NigelUno wrote:
TheReal_LWS wrote:

Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.

Sharing personal romantic love stories is so RCMB.

Nigel, just curious, and I mean no offense, but are you gay or straight? Married or single? Male or Female? I just want to try to put your posts in context. scratch
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Post by NigelUno 2/15/2019, 9:06 pm

tTito wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Sharing personal romantic love stories is so RCMB.

Nigel, just curious, and I mean no offense, but are you gay or straight? Married or single? Male or Female? I just want to try to put your posts in context. scratch

Not interested.

Go out with somebody else.
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Post by tTito 2/15/2019, 9:10 pm

NigelUno wrote:
tTito wrote:

Nigel, just curious, and I mean no offense, but are you gay or straight? Married or single? Male or Female? I just want to try to put your posts in context. scratch

Not interested.

Go out with somebody else.  

Well, then,  I will have a pre-conceived visual that is very unflattering and go with that.

Oh, and have you gotten a lot dates here? You spend a lot of time for some reason?
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Post by NigelUno 2/15/2019, 9:17 pm

tTito wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Not interested.

Go out with somebody else.  

Well, then,  I will have a pre-conceived visual that is very unflattering and go with that.

Oh, and have you gotten a lot dates here? You spend a lot of time for some reason?

Of the questions you asked me...which is the unflattering one that you are now pre-conceiving?

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Post by InTenSity 2/15/2019, 9:58 pm

tTito wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Not interested.

Go out with somebody else.  

Well, then,  I will have a pre-conceived visual that is very unflattering and go with that.

Oh, and have you gotten a lot dates here? You spend a lot of time for some reason?
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Post by Dendrobates 2/16/2019, 8:28 am

I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
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Post by The Pantry 2/16/2019, 8:39 am

Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
Easy. Get your mom shitfaced tonight.
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Post by DWags 2/16/2019, 9:14 am

Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky

Well, we all do. But you’re probably the only one that’s guaranteed an accomplishment of task.

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2/16/2019, 9:17 am

Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky

As long and you're not getting plowed by the hammer of Thor a ball gag will keep things pretty quiet.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2/16/2019, 9:19 am

DWags wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky

Well, we all do.  But you’re probably the only one that’s guaranteed an accomplishment of task.  

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Whoa whoa whoa, I'd like to think we keep a pretty regular thing going in the Pylon house.
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Post by pulling69 2/16/2019, 4:36 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky

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Post by tGreenWay 2/16/2019, 4:45 pm

DWags wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky

Well, we all do. But you’re probably the only one that’s guaranteed an accomplishment of task.

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Post by tGreenWay 2/16/2019, 4:46 pm

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky

As long and you're not getting plowed by the hammer of Thor a ball gag will keep things pretty quiet.

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Post by I.B. Fine 2/16/2019, 6:14 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
Easy.  Get your mom shitfaced tonight.
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