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Re: Bump when you get laid
TheReal_LWS wrote:Tim Wakefield wrote:My first thought is always to go post on the internet after it happens
Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.
If we went by this thread on how often you get laid LWS, you would have lost your virginity last night. Congrats on the sex!
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:TheReal_LWS wrote:
Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.
If we went by this thread on how often you get laid LWS, you would have lost your virginity last night. Congrats on the sex!
A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.
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tGreenWay wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
If we went by this thread on how often you get laid LWS, you would have lost your virginity last night. Congrats on the sex!
A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.
So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.
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TheReal_LWS wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.
So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.
You’ve gone after mine before.
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TheReal_LWS wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.
So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.
If you bump a thread to talk about having sex with “the wife” and someone talks about you having sex with “the wife” then yeah I’d say that’s fair. Context is a thing that exists you little smarty pants you.
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I don't remember saying the sex was with "the wife".
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Did you cheat on your wife lws?
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Did you cheat on your wife lws?
I didn't say that. I simply pointed out that I never said I had sex with my wife, just that I had sex. tGWay decided to take the low-road here. And you are defending that.
So bring it on. Family is now in-bounds!
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TheReal_LWS wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Did you cheat on your wife lws?
I didn't say that. I simply pointed out that I never said I had sex with my wife, just that I had sex. tGWay decided to take the low-road here. And you are defending that.
So bring it on. Family is now in-bounds!
Okay yeah sure whatever lws good luck
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tGreenWay wrote:TheReal_LWS wrote:
So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.
You’ve gone after mine before.
I have? I honestly don't remember that. But all joking aside, I truly apologize for that tGWay. I know you have a huge problem with me, and I am fine with that. But I sincerely have no problem with you and am sorry for past transgressions. You don't have to forgive me for everything, but please forgive me for whatever it was I said about your wife. That was uncalled for.
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TheReal_LWS wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
You’ve gone after mine before.
I have? I honestly don't remember that. But all joking aside, I truly apologize for that tGWay. I know you have a huge problem with me, and I am fine with that. But I sincerely have no problem with you and am sorry for past transgressions. You don't have to forgive me for everything, but please forgive me for whatever it was I said about your wife. That was uncalled for.
Your apologies are meaningless.
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tGreenWay wrote:TheReal_LWS wrote:
I have? I honestly don't remember that. But all joking aside, I truly apologize for that tGWay. I know you have a huge problem with me, and I am fine with that. But I sincerely have no problem with you and am sorry for past transgressions. You don't have to forgive me for everything, but please forgive me for whatever it was I said about your wife. That was uncalled for.
Your apologies are meaningless.
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I understand.
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Did lws Fuck the pray it away camp counselor? Apparently he didn't have sexy time with the wife, or did I read this thread incorrectly?
Border walls! The labia is not a wall to keep out orgasms.
Border walls! The labia is not a wall to keep out orgasms.
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TheReal_LWS wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
A sentence Mrs. LWS will never hear. Or want to hear.
So the wives are on-limits on the forum, eh? Duly noted.
Just don't talk about Gary and Mel.
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NigelUno wrote:TheReal_LWS wrote:
Yeah. Well it happens a lot more than when I bump this. But last night I thought I'd share. Was getting ready to go to sleep and unwinding after the romp for a few minutes.
Sharing personal romantic love stories is so RCMB.
Nigel, just curious, and I mean no offense, but are you gay or straight? Married or single? Male or Female? I just want to try to put your posts in context.
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tTito wrote:NigelUno wrote:
Sharing personal romantic love stories is so RCMB.
Nigel, just curious, and I mean no offense, but are you gay or straight? Married or single? Male or Female? I just want to try to put your posts in context.
Not interested.
Go out with somebody else.
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NigelUno wrote:tTito wrote:
Nigel, just curious, and I mean no offense, but are you gay or straight? Married or single? Male or Female? I just want to try to put your posts in context.
Not interested.
Go out with somebody else.
Well, then, I will have a pre-conceived visual that is very unflattering and go with that.
Oh, and have you gotten a lot dates here? You spend a lot of time for some reason?
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tTito wrote:NigelUno wrote:
Not interested.
Go out with somebody else.
Well, then, I will have a pre-conceived visual that is very unflattering and go with that.
Oh, and have you gotten a lot dates here? You spend a lot of time for some reason?
Of the questions you asked me...which is the unflattering one that you are now pre-conceiving?
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You're boring. Why are you here?tTito wrote:NigelUno wrote:
Not interested.
Go out with somebody else.
Well, then, I will have a pre-conceived visual that is very unflattering and go with that.
Oh, and have you gotten a lot dates here? You spend a lot of time for some reason?
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I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
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Easy. Get your mom shitfaced tonight.Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
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Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
Well, we all do. But you’re probably the only one that’s guaranteed an accomplishment of task.
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Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
As long and you're not getting plowed by the hammer of Thor a ball gag will keep things pretty quiet.
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DWags wrote:Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
Well, we all do. But you’re probably the only one that’s guaranteed an accomplishment of task.
Whoa whoa whoa, I'd like to think we keep a pretty regular thing going in the Pylon house.
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Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
Save up all your energy for our trip to Costa Rica
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DWags wrote:Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
Well, we all do. But you’re probably the only one that’s guaranteed an accomplishment of task.
This. Enjoy yourself, Dendro. You’re assured of getting some. And to the others in search of sex, you should just enjoy yourself, too. Literally.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
As long and you're not getting plowed by the hammer of Thor a ball gag will keep things pretty quiet.
When did you start letting Heat post from your account?
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I thought you were going to suggest a 3 wayThe Pantry wrote:Easy. Get your mom shitfaced tonight.Dendrobates wrote:I need to get laid. I think I’m more recovered now from my work trip. But my mom is visiting until Monday. It makes things a bit tricky
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