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Post by WCSparty on 2015-02-11, 18:24

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-on-golf/25066115/tiger-woods-to-take-indefinite-leave-of-absence-from-golf-when-i-think-im-ready-ill-be-back

Someone should set up a poll... over under 6months? 6 weeks?
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Post by LoneWolfSparty on 2015-02-11, 18:31

If I were dating Lindsay Vonn I would quit my job too.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2015-02-11, 18:38

When's the last time he's won something?
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Post by kingstonlake on 2015-02-11, 19:02

Indefinite leave of absence? Isn't this article a few years old?
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Post by kingstonlake on 2015-02-11, 19:02

LoneWolfSparty wrote:If I were dating Lindsay Vonn I would quit my job too.

especially if she turned out to be a he.....
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Post by Rod Porkmore on 2015-02-11, 19:08

I liked Tiger's golf game better when he was cheating on his wife. He needs to get married and then start fucking every other pig he can find.
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Post by Bizarro Fletch on 2015-02-11, 19:15

Its amazing how close he seemed to Jacks record a few years ago and how impossibly far away from it he is now. I'd be very surprised if he wins another major.
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Post by SeeRockCity on 2015-02-11, 19:15

kingstonlake wrote:Indefinite leave of absence? Isn't this article a few years old?

Thread winner.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2015-02-11, 19:46

LoneWolfSparty wrote:If I were dating Lindsay Vonn I would quit my job too.

Mandatory reference to "narcissistic ski bimbo."
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2015-09-18, 19:14

Tiger Woods makes shocking announcement that he's had yet another back surgery

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Post by GRR Spartan on 2015-09-18, 19:58

Tiger what or is it Tiger who?

He'll be 40 before the '16 Masters.  He's had knee surgery, back surgery and now sounds like another back surgery.

Since 1960 20 of 216 majors were won by players 40 or older and since 2000  Vijay Singh won a  PGA Championship at 41.   Other than that , no golfer over 40 has won a Major played in North America since 2000. Woods best chance would be the British Open or as they say it "The Open" where 3 or the 20 major winners won at The Open after they were 40.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/joe-posnanski/does-age-really-matter-golf-yes-it-does/


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Post by Heathens '87 on 2015-09-20, 19:42

Bizarro Fletch wrote:Its amazing how close he seemed to Jacks record a few years ago and how impossibly far away from it he is now. I'd be very surprised if he wins another major.

Yeah...the number of players who've won a major after 40 years old is damn small. Getting back to being healthy and truly competitive would be a huge accomplishment for Tiger, much less competing for a major. Tiger needs four to tie Jack and five to claim the most majors. Seems darn near impossible to see that happening. And I'm trying to remember a high-profile great athlete who has fallen so dramatically, both in terms of performance and image. It's truly stunning.....

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-03-20, 10:24

Forget looking 40, Tiger is looking more like John Chaney these days.

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Post by kingstonlake on 2017-03-20, 10:32

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-03-20, 11:06

Looks like his head is about to pop.

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Post by duffy munn on 2017-03-20, 11:08

kingstonlake wrote:Anwar Sadat

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-03-31, 21:03

NBC News‏Verified account @NBCNews 16m16 minutes ago
Tiger Woods announces he will not play Masters for the second straight year due to back injury http://nbcnews.to/2mWSQRs  pic.twitter.com/4i5M8iDmOA
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Post by NigelUno on 2017-03-31, 21:18

Floyd Robertson wrote: NBC News‏Verified account @NBCNews 16m16 minutes ago
Tiger Woods announces he will not play Masters for the second straight year due to back injury http://nbcnews.to/2mWSQRs  pic.twitter.com/4i5M8iDmOA

He could be an honorary starter with Jack and Gary.
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Post by duffy munn on 2017-03-31, 21:29

NigelUno wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote: NBC News‏Verified account @NBCNews 16m16 minutes ago
Tiger Woods announces he will not play Masters for the second straight year due to back injury http://nbcnews.to/2mWSQRs  pic.twitter.com/4i5M8iDmOA

He could be an honorary starter with Jack and Gary.

Who will be the next honorary starter? Watson? Faldo?

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-04-20, 15:28

BREAKING: Tiger Woods undergoes back surgery to alleviate ongoing pain

Tiger Woods has undergone yet another back surgery, and the rest of his 2017 season has been placed in question.

Woods announced on his website Thursday that another back surgery—this the fourth in recent years—was necessary to “alleviate ongoing pain in his back and leg.”

See you on the Senior Tour, Tiger. Maybe.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2017-04-20, 15:31

Floyd Robertson wrote:BREAKING: Tiger Woods undergoes back surgery to alleviate ongoing pain

Tiger Woods has undergone yet another back surgery, and the rest of his 2017 season has been placed in question.

Woods announced on his website Thursday that another back surgery—this the fourth in recent years—was necessary to “alleviate ongoing pain in his back and leg.”

See you on the Senior Tour, Tiger. Maybe.

All of this makes me feel old. We're the same age.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-05-29, 11:43

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Post by kingstonlake on 2017-05-29, 11:50

It was just a matter of time. He hasn't driven it straight in years.
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Post by The Pantry on 2017-05-29, 11:51

I have no tolerance for anyone that drinks and drives, but I'll never understand how super rich folks put themselves in position to get busted.
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Post by pulling69 on 2017-05-29, 12:12

Was he out trolling for diner waitresses again?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-29, 14:59

That's not a good look.

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Post by BleacherSwill on 2017-05-29, 16:44

pulling69 wrote:Was he out trolling for diner waitresses again?

He was at the top of his game when he did.

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Post by DWags on 2017-05-29, 16:52

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Jacks record is safe.

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Post by GRR Spartan on 2017-05-29, 16:57

Its kind of sad but almost predictable.

Once his father died the wheels began to fall off. Not in one major incident (that happened when his then wife did some body work on his SUV with an iron) but one issue after another.

No way a still multi-millionaire can't have a chauffer on call with a retainer to make sure the person is discree.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2017-05-29, 17:56



http://awfulannouncing.com/espn/espn-makes-odd-decision-photoshop-tiger-woods-mugshot.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
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Post by gHost Spartan on 2017-05-29, 21:44

Dude looks so fucking hammered in that mugshot lol... what a tool. It's amazing to see how just plain stupid these guys are. Geez dude use Lyft or Uber, WTF?
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2017-05-29, 21:55

I saw that he said it wasn't alcohol but some concoction of prescription drugs that fucked him up. I could see that for him.

That said, I don't quite get the hate for the guy. To me it seems clear that he's down a pretty similar path to the one Michael Jackson was on. Crazy parental pressure, lots of attention at a young age and pressure to perform at that age (obviously a bigger problem for Michael but still existing for woods,) a successful but pretty troubled and eventually fucked up adulthood that gets worse and worse year after year. It's super easy to say now "oh why doesn't he just get his head on straight" but secretly enjoy the meltdown, then wait til he dies and says "oh so sad. He just was so troubled."

I don't know. His shrink is probably way ahead of me on this idea.

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2017-05-29, 22:00

He'll be dead within 5 years.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2017-05-29, 23:33

Generally speaking, I don't GAS about golf or players on the Tour, especially TW, but I do feel bad for the guy.

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Post by DWags on 2017-05-30, 00:16

Guy does need some counseling. Hope he gets it. No matter how rich you are, it doesn't mean your life is right. I think Travis nailed it.

By the way, shit like this imo is a cry for help.

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Post by Herbie Green on 2017-05-30, 00:38

He should learn to get his life in order like us message board posters.
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-05-30, 05:16

Herbie Green wrote:He should learn to get his life in order like us message board posters.

Agreed.

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Post by GRR Spartan on 2017-05-30, 06:33

Herbie Green wrote:He should learn to get his life in order like us message board posters.

Like you Herbie?

Has Woods been a self-styled victim of persecution?
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Post by LooseGoose on 2017-05-30, 11:12

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Tiger Woods got a .000 rating on his breathalyzer test, so he wasn't drunk at his DUI arrest

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