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Post by Dr. Leo Spaceman 2014-04-30, 20:34

I was all excited to be home alone for once in my life and then it hit me that I won't even be able to fap.
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-04-30, 20:36

Better stay out of the FTW thread tomorrow then. Hope you're gonna run one last batch with seeds tonight.
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Post by Black Dutch 2014-04-30, 20:37

Getting one next year during the first week of the tournament. Wife wanted to know if I wanted a hotel to recoup away from kids...yes! But then I realized it'd be a waste without fappin or hookers.
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Post by Uncle NitNots 2014-04-30, 20:37

Don't be alarmed when you see smoke rising from your marble bag.
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Post by Bill Cain 2014-04-30, 20:41

Castration is an inevitable process of being a male.

The greatest men throughout History have participated in their own voluntary castrations. Genghis Khan, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Andrew Carnegie, John Rockefeller, you name it, they've done it.

It was inevitable that such a great man such as yourself was able to go through with it. My condolences go to those that have not yet participated in their own castrations.

They will never know what its like to be a real man.
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-04-30, 20:45

Bill Cain wrote:Castration is an inevitable process of being a male.

The greatest men throughout History have participated in their own voluntary castrations. Genghis Khan, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Andrew Carnegie, John Rockefeller, you name it, they've done it.

It was inevitable that such a great man such as yourself was able to go through with it. My condolences go to those that have not yet participated in their own castrations.

They will never know what its like to be a real man.

Huge whiff. Just a terrible effort all around.
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Post by GRR Spartan 2014-04-30, 20:55


Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:I was all excited to be home alone for once in my life and then it hit me that I won't even be able to fap.

Remember the ice isn't for the drinks.
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Post by Bill Cain 2014-04-30, 21:02

Heat Miser wrote:

Huge whiff. Just a terrible effort all around.

 So I'm getting clipped tomorrow 502811600 Of course a proletariat commoner such as yourself wouldn't know what happens in the inner circles of the bourgeois riche. Keep on living a life of ignorance my friend.

The world isn't as black and white as you think it is Heat. I'm afraid, the Ancient Chinese were right about a few things...

Especially in regards to eunuchs.
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Post by MJ 2014-04-30, 21:04

Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:I was all excited to be home alone for once in my life and then it hit me that I won't even be able to fap.

Aren't you supposed to save this for the first weekend of the tournament?
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-04-30, 21:04

Bill Cain wrote:
Heat Miser wrote:

Huge whiff. Just a terrible effort all around.

 So I'm getting clipped tomorrow 502811600 Of course a proletariat commoner such as yourself wouldn't know what happens in the inner circles of the bourgeois riche. Keep on living a life of ignorance my friend.  

The world isn't as black and white as you think it is Heat. I'm afraid, the Ancient Chinese were right about a few things...

Especially in regards to eunuchs.

Strike two. You're trying too hard.
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Post by The Pantry 2014-04-30, 21:07

Uncle NitNots wrote:Don't be alarmed when you see smoke rising from your marble bag.
Truth  So I'm getting clipped tomorrow 502811600 

Couldn't feel a thing but the room was really cold so I joked, "Ahhh...finally something warm". Even the beastly looking nurse chuckled a little
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Post by Roger Waymeth 2014-04-30, 21:21

You'll be in my thoughts.
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Post by Munn Field 2014-04-30, 21:58

Uncle NitNots wrote:Don't be alarmed when you see smoke rising from your marble bag.

This is why I found a doc that will put you out for it. Never noticed the smoke.

As for the notion of his last seed, technically he will have seed for another month or two.
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Post by Dr. Leo Spaceman 2014-05-01, 06:20

MJ wrote:

Aren't you supposed to save this for the first weekend of the tournament?

Yes, but the dr was booked up and my wife is withholding until it's done. She really doesn't want me to knock up my mistress.
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Post by GirbaudJeans 2014-05-01, 09:18

RIP to da penis ?
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Post by Dr. Leo Spaceman 2014-05-01, 10:47

gHost Spartan wrote:I don't understand this - I mean, can't you just bag it or rely on the withdrawal method? Or, as Brod would say, anal?

We have 3 kids... My wife gets pregnant just about anytime I look at her. Plus, it was an easy procedure.
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Post by Dr. Leo Spaceman 2014-05-03, 20:57

So, 60 hours post surgery and I think I over did it today, nothing strenuous but too much walking and doing shit around the house. I never new what it was like to have a sore Vas... Vag sure, but... Yeah, sitting with some ice on my balls.
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Post by BH Spartan 2014-05-03, 21:08

I did it 2 weeks ago. Ice packs and boxer briefs are your friend. And don't be shocked when your nutz sack turns dark blue a week later. And wear briefs when you run - that was my biggest mistake. No boxers when exercising for 2 weeks is pivotal.
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Post by By-Tor 2014-05-03, 21:45

Got snipped on a Friday afternoon, rubbed one out Sunday at lunch.  So I'm getting clipped tomorrow 3434560931 
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Post by BH Spartan 2014-05-03, 21:48

By-Tor wrote:Got snipped on a Friday afternoon, rubbed one out Sunday at lunch.  So I'm getting clipped tomorrow 3434560931 

You daredevil you.
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