So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
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Munn Field
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So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
I was all excited to be home alone for once in my life and then it hit me that I won't even be able to fap.
Dr. Leo Spaceman- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Better stay out of the FTW thread tomorrow then. Hope you're gonna run one last batch with seeds tonight.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Getting one next year during the first week of the tournament. Wife wanted to know if I wanted a hotel to recoup away from kids...yes! But then I realized it'd be a waste without fappin or hookers.
Black Dutch- Spartiate
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Uncle NitNots- Spartiate
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Castration is an inevitable process of being a male.
The greatest men throughout History have participated in their own voluntary castrations. Genghis Khan, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Andrew Carnegie, John Rockefeller, you name it, they've done it.
It was inevitable that such a great man such as yourself was able to go through with it. My condolences go to those that have not yet participated in their own castrations.
They will never know what its like to be a real man.
The greatest men throughout History have participated in their own voluntary castrations. Genghis Khan, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Andrew Carnegie, John Rockefeller, you name it, they've done it.
It was inevitable that such a great man such as yourself was able to go through with it. My condolences go to those that have not yet participated in their own castrations.
They will never know what its like to be a real man.
Bill Cain- Pet Troll
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Bill Cain wrote:Castration is an inevitable process of being a male.
The greatest men throughout History have participated in their own voluntary castrations. Genghis Khan, Thomas Edison, Henry Ford, Andrew Carnegie, John Rockefeller, you name it, they've done it.
It was inevitable that such a great man such as yourself was able to go through with it. My condolences go to those that have not yet participated in their own castrations.
They will never know what its like to be a real man.
Huge whiff. Just a terrible effort all around.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:I was all excited to be home alone for once in my life and then it hit me that I won't even be able to fap.
Remember the ice isn't for the drinks.
GRR Spartan- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Heat Miser wrote:
Huge whiff. Just a terrible effort all around.
Of course a proletariat commoner such as yourself wouldn't know what happens in the inner circles of the bourgeois riche. Keep on living a life of ignorance my friend.
The world isn't as black and white as you think it is Heat. I'm afraid, the Ancient Chinese were right about a few things...
Especially in regards to eunuchs.
Bill Cain- Pet Troll
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Dr. Leo Spaceman wrote:I was all excited to be home alone for once in my life and then it hit me that I won't even be able to fap.
Aren't you supposed to save this for the first weekend of the tournament?
MJ- Spartiate
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Bill Cain wrote:Heat Miser wrote:
Huge whiff. Just a terrible effort all around.
Of course a proletariat commoner such as yourself wouldn't know what happens in the inner circles of the bourgeois riche. Keep on living a life of ignorance my friend.
The world isn't as black and white as you think it is Heat. I'm afraid, the Ancient Chinese were right about a few things...
Especially in regards to eunuchs.
Strike two. You're trying too hard.
Heat Miser- Ephor (Operations)
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
TruthUncle NitNots wrote:Don't be alarmed when you see smoke rising from your marble bag.
Couldn't feel a thing but the room was really cold so I joked, "Ahhh...finally something warm". Even the beastly looking nurse chuckled a little
The Pantry- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
You'll be in my thoughts.
Roger Waymeth- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Uncle NitNots wrote:Don't be alarmed when you see smoke rising from your marble bag.
This is why I found a doc that will put you out for it. Never noticed the smoke.
As for the notion of his last seed, technically he will have seed for another month or two.
Munn Field- Spartiate
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
MJ wrote:
Aren't you supposed to save this for the first weekend of the tournament?
Yes, but the dr was booked up and my wife is withholding until it's done. She really doesn't want me to knock up my mistress.
Dr. Leo Spaceman- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
RIP to da penis ?
GirbaudJeans- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
gHost Spartan wrote:I don't understand this - I mean, can't you just bag it or rely on the withdrawal method? Or, as Brod would say, anal?
We have 3 kids... My wife gets pregnant just about anytime I look at her. Plus, it was an easy procedure.
Dr. Leo Spaceman- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
So, 60 hours post surgery and I think I over did it today, nothing strenuous but too much walking and doing shit around the house. I never new what it was like to have a sore Vas... Vag sure, but... Yeah, sitting with some ice on my balls.
Dr. Leo Spaceman- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
I did it 2 weeks ago. Ice packs and boxer briefs are your friend. And don't be shocked when your nutz sack turns dark blue a week later. And wear briefs when you run - that was my biggest mistake. No boxers when exercising for 2 weeks is pivotal.
BH Spartan- Spartiate
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
Got snipped on a Friday afternoon, rubbed one out Sunday at lunch.
By-Tor- Geronte
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Re: So I'm getting clipped tomorrow
By-Tor wrote:Got snipped on a Friday afternoon, rubbed one out Sunday at lunch.
You daredevil you.
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