Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-01, 10:15

http://www.breitbart.com/system/wire/upiUPI-20140430-130913-7085

Interesting.

Barbarism is alive and well. I bet BobSak starts cutting up his kids' meat from now on......................

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-01, 10:22

Classic example of correlation =/= causation.

by **goodbar** 2014-05-01, 10:23

EAT THAT FUCKING CHICKEN SON! GRABHOLD THAT SUMBITCH AND GNAW IT DOWN TO THE BONE! YEAH! THAT'S IT! GET CARNIVOROUS ON'ER BOY!!!! AW-RIGHT SON! WHOO-YEAH!! THAT'S HOW YA DO'ER!!

by **Giant Moose** 2014-05-01, 10:24

Bone. Aggressive. Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1494614055

by Uncle NitNots 2014-05-01, 10:29

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

by Danny Tanner 2014-05-01, 10:33

It's 'cause they always got a bone to pick with someone.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-05-01, 10:34

not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..

by **Giant Moose** 2014-05-01, 10:41

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..

No prayer before she eats? What are you raising!? Evil or Very Mad

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-05-01, 10:44

Giant Moose wrote:
No prayer before she eats? What are you raising!?

sorry.. I thought that it was inherently implied that she was praying as she was gripping her handgun.. it, along with all of our family guns, is a steely source of divine inspiration in our house.

by tTito 2014-05-01, 10:45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY83JrYud9s

This will be my daughter in a few years.

by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-05-01, 10:50

Well you know that I'ma chicken fried

by **DWags** 2014-05-01, 10:51

Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study. How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis: Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.

by Black Dutch 2014-05-01, 10:54

My soy chicken has a fake bone in it and sometimes I want to murder people that eat meat.

by Danny Tanner 2014-05-01, 10:56

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:Well you know that I'ma chicken fried

What about that glaring red light in your room?

by **goodbar** 2014-05-01, 11:05

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..

Nice work Bob. Here's what I do: I put a niiiice, biiiiig, American sized chicken leg up on a plate in the center of the table, see?. Then I takes my two boys an I's has them line up 'bout....oh I don't know... 5 er 6 paces away from'n the table yonder. Then I lean inta them will all kinds of motivational stuff like how weak they are, how they both posses a bunch of feminine qualities an such. Gits em a'rarein to go. Then I tell'em that which'en ever one of them don't git to that there chicken leg first is a gonna get the whoopin of their lives. It teaches them reeeal good 'bout being winners.

by **Giant Moose** 2014-05-01, 11:06

DWags wrote:Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study. How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis: Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.

Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1966794946

by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-05-01, 11:17

Danny Tanner wrote:

What about that glaring red light in your room?

Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive Seinfeld-gifs-chicken

by **InTenSity** 2014-05-01, 11:30

DWags wrote:Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study. How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis: Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.

Or we're at work. scratch

by **DWags** 2014-05-01, 11:36

InTenSityX wrote:
Or we're at work.

Write your own damn study and get your own damn grant.

by SpartanStu 2014-05-01, 11:48

DWags wrote:Who the **** decides to study this shit and where do they get the money to do it?

Lets start our own study. How do we apply for a grant?

Hypothesis: Those who spend at least two hours or more on the internet message boards daily, are chubbier, less likely to get sex, and uglier then those who read shit and exercise, but probably better at masterbating.

Too late Dwags. That study is already ongoing. Why else was 247 created? Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 502811600

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-01, 11:49

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not only does my daughter (sorry Forbin) gnaw charred flesh from a bone.. but she does it while holding a handgun..

Not to one up you but my daughter does the same, while listening to the Bible on tape! Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1811933421

Study: Chldren that eat chicken on the bone are more aggressive 1811933421

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2014-05-01, 12:10

I heard Reagan used to suck the marrow from the bones. That's how he defeated communism.

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-01, 12:12

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I heard Reagan used to suck the marrow from the bones. That's how he defeated communism.

Good point. Headed off the lunch. I think I'll get some fried chicken, then get into a fight.

by **InTenSity** 2014-05-01, 12:19

DWags wrote:

Write your own damn study and get your own damn grant.

Doesn't mean I didn't fit your description. Suspect

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-05-01, 12:27

goodbar wrote:

Nice work Bob. Here's what I do: I put a niiiice, biiiiig, American sized chicken leg up on a plate in the center of the table, see?. Then I takes my two boys an I's has them line up 'bout....oh I don't know... 5 er 6 paces away from'n the table yonder. Then I lean inta them will all kinds of motivational stuff like how weak they are, how they both posses a bunch of feminine qualities an such. Gits em a'rarein to go. Then I tell'em that which'en ever one of them don't git to that there chicken leg first is a gonna get the whoopin of their lives. It teaches them reeeal good 'bout being winners.

that makes you.. and them.. great Americans.

by **goodbar** 2014-05-01, 12:42

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
that makes you.. and them.. great Americans.

God bless you, Bob. Handsome Caucasian Jesus loves you and yours.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2014-05-01, 12:56

goodbar wrote:

God bless you, Bob. Handsome Caucasian Jesus loves you and yours.

gnaw your chicken bone, Sweet Girl.. and clutch your handgun tightly. Wrapeth thyself in the Stars and Stripes and rest comfortably at night, my Angel, knowing that I will continue to protect you

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