Matt Stafford finally married his hot-ass girlfriend.

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Matt Stafford finally married his hot-ass girlfriend.

Post by Rocinante on Mon 6 Apr - 17:11

I do not advocate extremely rich young men getting married, as... well... why?

Maybe he wants to have kids or something.

Anyway, congrats Matt!  That ice box is a metaphor for her vagina soon.


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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Mon 6 Apr - 17:13

Da fuq are they doing in there?
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Post by Floyd Robertson on Mon 6 Apr - 17:19

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Da fuq are they doing in there?

She's showing Matt where he's gonna be living if he doesn't win her a Super Bowl ring.
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Post by Turtleneck on Mon 6 Apr - 17:52

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Da fuq are they doing in there?

Fuqqing

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Mon 6 Apr - 18:01

I don't understand why things like this are ever a story. I literally do not give 2 shits about Matt Stafford when he is not playing football.

It's probably just for the sites to get clicks from chicks

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Post by NigelUno on Mon 6 Apr - 18:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I don't understand why things like this are ever a story. I literally do not give 2 shits about Matt Stafford when he is not playing football.

It's probably just for the sites to get clicks from chicks

I think she has a younger sister. Or cousin or something.

You give 2 shits now?

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on Mon 6 Apr - 18:07

NigelUno wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I don't understand why things like this are ever a story. I literally do not give 2 shits about Matt Stafford when he is not playing football.

It's probably just for the sites to get clicks from chicks

I think she has a younger sister.  Or cousin or something.  

You give 2 shits now?
I mean... Not about Stafford.

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Post by Dr. Strangelove on Mon 6 Apr - 18:40

What a maroon

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Post by Rod Porkmore on Tue 7 Apr - 19:56

I bet she has a really nice-looking butthole.
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