Last time you drunkenly pissed the bed?

Before this past weekend it was on my buddy's couch in Chicago 2008. Sucked too bc I crashed in Wrigleyvilla when I was suppose to be in Lincoln park. What really made it suck was it was Feb and my piss soaked jeans was freezing to my legs while waiting for a cab.

Luckily I got back early am so no one was the wiser. Doubt I'd ever live that one down

remind me never to hang out with you, and to never ever have you as a guest at my place.

I usually put a towel down.

AMwood wrote:remind me never to hang out with you, and to never ever have you as a guest at my place.

Never hang out with Blanch and never ever have him as a guest at your place.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I usually put a towel down.

Thus, exposing the real reason blanch takes a beach towel with him everywhere.

I can honestly say never. That's pretty bad if you have as an adult. Maybe like when you were 19 or on your 21st birthday or something and it might be a little more acceptable.

Never. But I did throw up all over my bed my junior year of college and that sucked.

never. But i knew a couple of chronic drunk pissers back in the day.

Probably like a year ago in EL

Goddamn you are pathetic, Blech.

I knew a guy in college who would often get so drunk that he mistook other things as the toilet. He pissed on a lamp, a futon, the kitchen cupboards, and in the middle of the living room.

From what I remember, he never pissed the bed or in any condoms, though.

By-Tor wrote:never.  But i knew a couple of chronic drunk pissers back in the day.

Ah, yes. The old Irish Horseshoe.

I was told I once mistook a closet for a bathroom, but I have no recollection and my roommate said he cleaned it up.

Got drunk and pissed all over my girlfriend once in college, but she asked me to.

Giant Moose wrote:Never. But I did throw up all over my bed my junior year of college and that sucked.

This happened to me a couple weeks ago. So fucking pissed at myself when I woke up

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I usually put a towel down.

You have a piss towel??

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I can honestly say never. That's pretty bad if you have as an adult. Maybe like when you were 19 or on your 21st birthday or something and it might be a little more acceptable.

You stopped raging at 21? I feel bad for you son

Giant Moose wrote:Never. But I did throw up all over my bed my junior year of college and that sucked.

Did that in Pittsburgh 2006. Stopped doing consecutive shots at the bar thereafter

Why do you guys indulge this idiot and his disgusting posts?

SpartyScotty wrote:Why do you guys indulge this idiot and his disgusting posts?

Because be owes us money.

Giant Moose wrote:I knew a guy in college who would often get so drunk that he mistook other things as the toilet. He pissed on a lamp, a futon, the kitchen cupboards, and in the middle of the living room.

From what I remember, he never pissed the bed or in any condoms, though.

My cousins once used his clean clothes landry hamper for that. I flipped the lid on my suitcase the last night on a business trip to aguascalientes 2007. Thank god it was full of just dirty clothes. Lol

Blanch32 wrote:

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I can honestly say never. That's pretty bad if you have as an adult. Maybe like when you were 19 or on your 21st birthday or something and it might be a little more acceptable.

You stopped raging at 21? I feel bad for you son

Raging alcoholic? I've managed to avoid that status and still have a good time.
Seriously, wetting the bed over 20 is bad, at 30+ is cause to re-examine your life.

InTenSity wrote:I was told I once mistook a closet for a bathroom, but I have no recollection and my roommate said he cleaned it up.

I had friends do this and I think I was acused of that once in Kalamazoo 2005. Can't recall now

tGreenWay wrote:Got drunk and pissed all over my girlfriend once in college, but she asked me to.

DateD a couple girls who were into this. One got mad every time I took a piss bc it wasn't on her. No joke either. Just not my thing

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Giant Moose wrote:Never. But I did throw up all over my bed my junior year of college and that sucked.

This happened to me a couple weeks ago. So fucking pissed at myself when I woke up

When I did this I swore off booze for 2 weeks and had to watch msu sports sober. Damn that was tough

I.B. Fine wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

You stopped raging at 21? I feel bad for you son

Raging alcoholic? I've managed to avoid that status and still have a good time.
Seriously, wetting the bed over 20 is bad, at 30+ is cause to re-examine your life.

Like I said, twice in the past 10 years, plus I don't drink nearly like I use to. Basically swore off shots and drinking straight from the fifth. I'm now mainly a beer and mixed drink guy, and that's cut out the blackouts like 99%

SpartyScotty wrote:Why do you guys indulge this idiot and his disgusting posts?

Because it upsets you.

I have never done that. I barfed in the corner of my room once so bad that we had to pull the carpet out and install laminate though. That was fun. My wife was not impressed.

Blanch32 wrote:Before this past weekend it was on my buddy's couch in Chicago 2008. Sucked too bc I crashed in Wrigleyvilla when I was suppose to be in Lincoln park. What really made it suck was it was Feb and my piss soaked jeans was freezing to my legs while waiting for a cab.

Luckily I got back early am so no one was the wiser. Doubt I'd ever live that one down

At your age buddy, that might be a prostate issue.

Blanch32 wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

Raging alcoholic? I've managed to avoid that status and still have a good time.
Seriously, wetting the bed over 20 is bad, at 30+ is cause to re-examine your life.

Like I said, twice in the past 10 years, plus I don't drink nearly like I use to. Basically swore off shots and drinking straight from the fifth. I'm now mainly a beer and mixed drink guy, and that's cut out the blackouts like 99%

if you have to make little deals with yourself about drinking, you might have a drinking problem.

I.B. Fine wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

You stopped raging at 21? I feel bad for you son

Raging alcoholic? I've managed to avoid that status and still have a good time.
Seriously, wetting the bed over 20 is bad, at 30+ is cause to re-examine your life.

What about 40?...asking for a friend

Functioning alcoholics are OK in my book. Everyone has problems.

Rocinante wrote:I have never done that. I barfed in the corner of my room once so bad that we had to pull the carpet out and install laminate though. That was fun. My wife was not impressed.

Getting buddy's puking drunk if front of their wife's is mother fucking hiliarous! One dude was blocking the bathroom door with his head! Wife just keep bashing his face in with the door bc she thought he was dying. Lol

beal99 wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:Before this past weekend it was on my buddy's couch in Chicago 2008. Sucked too bc I crashed in Wrigleyvilla when I was suppose to be in Lincoln park. What really made it suck was it was Feb and my piss soaked jeans was freezing to my legs while waiting for a cab.

Luckily I got back early am so no one was the wiser. Doubt I'd ever live that one down

At your age buddy, that might be a prostate issue.

This is sadly true

AMwood wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Like I said, twice in the past 10 years, plus I don't drink nearly like I use to. Basically swore off shots and drinking straight from the fifth. I'm now mainly a beer and mixed drink guy, and that's cut out the blackouts like 99%

if you have to make little deals with yourself about drinking, you might have a drinking problem.

Pretty sure we all do if they consume 20+ oz of pure liquor a night....

Items I have peed in or on while drunk:

house plants, dryer, dishwasher, mailbox, car doors, slop sink, washing machine, corner of the basement, air conditioner, sump pump well, floor drain, shower, bathtub, sink, toilet tank, golf cart, bbq grill, deck chair, fence, etc.

Never my own bed....you filthy disgusting animal.

CheesySpartan wrote:

I.B. Fine wrote:

Raging alcoholic? I've managed to avoid that status and still have a good time.
Seriously, wetting the bed over 20 is bad, at 30+ is cause to re-examine your life.

What about 40?...asking for a friend

Not until over 60 does it become acceptable, the more dementia the better

It burns when I pee.

Sign in the Spartans locker room bathroom: Urine to Win

Stumbled around and sprinkled the floor around the can a few times but haven't pissed the bed since I was maybe 3 or 4.

Don't recall ever vomiting in bed either. The spins have always caught my attention early enough to get to a safe place to puke.