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Post by Ned Stark 2014-05-08, 13:16

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Post by Roger Waymeth 2014-05-08, 13:17

As a place to separate the warring factions of lice. Now pubic and head lice can live on a body without having to cross paths.
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Post by Izzo Court 2014-05-08, 13:20

It acts like Velcro.
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Post by JEK 2014-05-08, 13:21

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It's not a religious question. I just wanna know why humans were given pubic hair by Jesus.

Maybe his junk got sun burnt on that cross?
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Post by Sponge Worthy 2014-05-08, 13:22

I think the question is why it disappeared from the rest of our bodies, not why it magically appeared.

We started being hairy all over. Then as we developed clothing, there was no reason for hair where the clothing rubbed it all off, got snagged, etc?

I might be just talking out of my hairy ass here, but..


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Post by Bizarro Fletch 2014-05-08, 13:23

Mark 3:24: If thou trim thy hedges, thy house shall look bigger.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-08, 13:24

gHost Spartan wrote:Jesus created many beautiful creatures, plants, flowers, landscapes, the list could go on forever. What's absolutely mind boggling tho is why Jesus  created humans with pubic and body hair. Why? It serves no purpose? Earlier today I was reminiscing about this Greek chick I banged in Ibiza in the 90s and I'll never forget railing her from behind and seeing all these dark kinky ass hairs sticking out from her crack. Sure, it was a turn on but not something I would like to see daily.

One day you'll get to ask him....right before he hands down your sentence.
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-05-08, 13:24

God needed somewhere for pubic lice to live.  Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?  2599972566 
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Post by goodbar 2014-05-08, 13:25

I think Jesus had a shit ton of pubic hair left over from creating other creatures and he had to use it up otherwise it was just going to go to waste.
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Post by MSU addict 2014-05-08, 13:29

I am not a religious person by any stretch of imagination and seldom discuss such things but in the light hearted spirit of the post:

God created man in his own image. Therefore, we have pubic hair because God does.
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Post by SpartanStu 2014-05-08, 13:29

its actually the work of the "Flying Spaghetti Monster"
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Post by JEK 2014-05-08, 13:35

Giant Moose wrote:God needed somewhere for pubic lice to live.  Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?  2599972566 

Why did God invent lice? Seems like such an odd and specific thing to create. Was he all like, "You know, these cows, pigs and goats are well and good. But you know what we really need? Tiny bugs that act as disease agents that live in human hair and feast on their skin."

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Post by tGreenWay 2014-05-08, 13:38

Pubic hair muffles the stank of a smelly cooter.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-08, 13:39

MSU addict wrote:I am not a religious person by any stretch of imagination and seldom discuss such things but in the light hearted spirit of the post:  

God created man in his own image.  Therefore, we have pubic hair because God does.  

Read about the 10 plagues in Exodus for your answer....................
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Post by Cosmo_Kramer 2014-05-08, 13:41

Leviticus 2:37 -- No pussy should have a bigger bush than the one Moses saw burning
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-05-08, 13:44

goodbar wrote:I think Jesus had a shit ton of pubic hair left over from creating other creatures and he had to use it up otherwise it was just going to go to waste.


It's a shame he had leftover terrier hair and not mink or rabbit fur. That could've been a game-changer.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-08, 13:46

Cosmo_Kramer wrote:Leviticus 2:37 -- No pussy should have a bigger bush than the one Moses saw burning

Leviticus 2:38 Unless she's a red head.
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Post by Ass Dan 2014-05-08, 13:55

Greek chicks are ugly, dude.
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Post by Sponge Worthy 2014-05-08, 13:56

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I think it has something to do with the fact that the areas that give off a funk (armpit and pubic) have to have something there for the funk to crab onto.

Kind of like the way dogs smell each other's asses, ID purposes..
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Post by Rocinante 2014-05-08, 14:14

gHost Spartan wrote:Sure, it was a turn on but not something I would like to see daily.

Bahahaha!
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2014-05-08, 14:22

Sponge Worthy wrote:I think the question is why it disappeared from the rest of our bodies, not why it magically appeared.

We started being hairy all over. Then as we developed clothing, there was no reason for hair where the clothing rubbed it all off, got snagged, etc?

I might be just talking out of my hairy  ass here, but..


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This is interesting. Am I dumb for thinking that?
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Post by Rocinante 2014-05-08, 14:30

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This is interesting. Am I dumb for thinking that?

Yes. Our species has only had hair in the pubic regions for most of history, with a few exceptons. Renember, human kind started in Africa. They have never been especially hairy people. The evolutionary benefit of pubic hair is that it forms in the dark, unexposed areas of our bodies. Areas where skin on skin contact could promote harmful bacteria growth. Arms and the lower part of he legs are generally the most interactive parts of our bodies with the environment, so you can understand why hair might provide an extra later of protection against parasites there.

My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina. I love it. Never been with a chick like that before. It smells fantastic. :fap:sort of unrelated, but I figured the evolution discussion needed a little spicing up.
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Post by Giant Moose 2014-05-08, 14:34

Rocinante wrote:My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina.
No pics, please.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2014-05-08, 14:39

tGreenWay wrote:


It's a shame he had leftover terrier hair and not mink or rabbit fur.  That could've been a game-changer.

I have wondered that.
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Post by JEK 2014-05-08, 14:42

Rocinante wrote:My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina.

Mods, please merge with the Confessions thread.
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Post by goodbar 2014-05-08, 14:49

Rocinante wrote:

Yes. Our species has only had hair in the pubic regions for most of history, with a few exceptons. Renember, human kind started in Africa. They have never been especially hairy people. The evolutionary benefit of pubic hair is that it forms in the dark, unexposed areas of our bodies. Areas where skin on skin contact could promote harmful bacteria growth. Arms and the lower part of he legs are generally the most interactive parts of our bodies with the environment, so you can understand why hair might provide an extra later of protection against parasites there.

My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina. I love it. Never been with a chick like that before. It smells fantastic. :fap:sort of unrelated, but I figured the evolution discussion needed a little spicing up.

Thank you for sharing.
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Post by AMwood 2014-05-08, 14:57

Rocinante wrote:

Yes. Our species has only had hair in the pubic regions for most of history, with a few exceptons. Renember, human kind started in Africa. They have never been especially hairy people. The evolutionary benefit of pubic hair is that it forms in the dark, unexposed areas of our bodies. Areas where skin on skin contact could promote harmful bacteria growth. Arms and the lower part of he legs are generally the most interactive parts of our bodies with the environment, so you can understand why hair might provide an extra later of protection against parasites there.

My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina. I love it. Never been with a chick like that before. It smells fantastic. :fap:sort of unrelated, but I figured the evolution discussion needed a little spicing up.

Is it tight? Like a tiger?
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Post by tGreenWay 2014-05-08, 15:01

[quote="Rocinante"]

I dated throughout most of the 1980's, long before most women began shaving their nether regions. Speaking strictly for myself, I never want to go down on a hairy snatch again. I hated picking her pubes out of my mouth. Pfffttt!!!
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Post by Heat Miser 2014-05-08, 15:03

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

I dated throughout most of the 1980's, long before most women began shaving their nether regions.  Speaking strictly for myself, I never want to go down on a hairy snatch again.  I hated picking her pubes out of my mouth. Pfffttt!!!


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Post by SeeRockCity 2014-05-08, 15:09

Where's GRR when you need him. He'd be good for 3 paragraphs at least on the history of public hair alone.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-08, 15:14

Heat Miser wrote:


Winner. tMrs. had hers lasered away.  Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?  1494614055 

Doesn't your nose get cold though?
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Post by Rocinante 2014-05-08, 15:26

AMwood wrote:

Is it tight? Like a tiger?

You should see her in her swimsuit.
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Post by goodbar 2014-05-08, 15:48

Rocinante wrote:

You should see her in her swimsuit.

prolly looks like jiffy pop popcorn.
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Post by Green Note 2014-05-08, 15:58

JEK wrote:

Why did God invent lice? Seems like such an odd and specific thing to create. Was he all like, "You know, these cows, pigs and goats are well and good. But you know what we really need? Tiny bugs that act as disease agents that live in human hair and feast on their skin."

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He knew there would be progressives on which the lice could live.
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