Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
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Ned Stark- Spartiate
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
As a place to separate the warring factions of lice. Now pubic and head lice can live on a body without having to cross paths.
Roger Waymeth- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
It acts like Velcro.
Izzo Court- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
gHost Spartan wrote:
It's not a religious question. I just wanna know why humans were given pubic hair by Jesus.
Maybe his junk got sun burnt on that cross?
JEK- Spartiate
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
I think the question is why it disappeared from the rest of our bodies, not why it magically appeared.
We started being hairy all over. Then as we developed clothing, there was no reason for hair where the clothing rubbed it all off, got snagged, etc?
I might be just talking out of my hairy ass here, but..
We started being hairy all over. Then as we developed clothing, there was no reason for hair where the clothing rubbed it all off, got snagged, etc?
I might be just talking out of my hairy ass here, but..
Sponge Worthy- Spartiate
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Mark 3:24: If thou trim thy hedges, thy house shall look bigger.
Bizarro Fletch- Geronte
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gHost Spartan wrote:Jesus created many beautiful creatures, plants, flowers, landscapes, the list could go on forever. What's absolutely mind boggling tho is why Jesus created humans with pubic and body hair. Why? It serves no purpose? Earlier today I was reminiscing about this Greek chick I banged in Ibiza in the 90s and I'll never forget railing her from behind and seeing all these dark kinky ass hairs sticking out from her crack. Sure, it was a turn on but not something I would like to see daily.
One day you'll get to ask him....right before he hands down your sentence.
LoneWolfSparty- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
God needed somewhere for pubic lice to live.
Giant Moose- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
I think Jesus had a shit ton of pubic hair left over from creating other creatures and he had to use it up otherwise it was just going to go to waste.
goodbar- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
I am not a religious person by any stretch of imagination and seldom discuss such things but in the light hearted spirit of the post:
God created man in his own image. Therefore, we have pubic hair because God does.
God created man in his own image. Therefore, we have pubic hair because God does.
MSU addict- Spartiate
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
its actually the work of the "Flying Spaghetti Monster"
SpartanStu- Spartiate
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Giant Moose wrote:God needed somewhere for pubic lice to live.
Why did God invent lice? Seems like such an odd and specific thing to create. Was he all like, "You know, these cows, pigs and goats are well and good. But you know what we really need? Tiny bugs that act as disease agents that live in human hair and feast on their skin."
JEK- Spartiate
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Pubic hair muffles the stank of a smelly cooter.
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
MSU addict wrote:I am not a religious person by any stretch of imagination and seldom discuss such things but in the light hearted spirit of the post:
God created man in his own image. Therefore, we have pubic hair because God does.
Read about the 10 plagues in Exodus for your answer....................
LoneWolfSparty- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Leviticus 2:37 -- No pussy should have a bigger bush than the one Moses saw burning
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goodbar wrote:I think Jesus had a shit ton of pubic hair left over from creating other creatures and he had to use it up otherwise it was just going to go to waste.
It's a shame he had leftover terrier hair and not mink or rabbit fur. That could've been a game-changer.
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Cosmo_Kramer wrote:Leviticus 2:37 -- No pussy should have a bigger bush than the one Moses saw burning
Leviticus 2:38 Unless she's a red head.
LoneWolfSparty- Geronte
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Greek chicks are ugly, dude.
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I think it has something to do with the fact that the areas that give off a funk (armpit and pubic) have to have something there for the funk to crab onto.
Kind of like the way dogs smell each other's asses, ID purposes..
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gHost Spartan wrote:Sure, it was a turn on but not something I would like to see daily.
Bahahaha!
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Sponge Worthy wrote:I think the question is why it disappeared from the rest of our bodies, not why it magically appeared.
We started being hairy all over. Then as we developed clothing, there was no reason for hair where the clothing rubbed it all off, got snagged, etc?
I might be just talking out of my hairy ass here, but..
This is interesting. Am I dumb for thinking that?
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
This is interesting. Am I dumb for thinking that?
Yes. Our species has only had hair in the pubic regions for most of history, with a few exceptons. Renember, human kind started in Africa. They have never been especially hairy people. The evolutionary benefit of pubic hair is that it forms in the dark, unexposed areas of our bodies. Areas where skin on skin contact could promote harmful bacteria growth. Arms and the lower part of he legs are generally the most interactive parts of our bodies with the environment, so you can understand why hair might provide an extra later of protection against parasites there.
My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina. I love it. Never been with a chick like that before. It smells fantastic. :fap:sort of unrelated, but I figured the evolution discussion needed a little spicing up.
Rocinante- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
No pics, please.Rocinante wrote:My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina.
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tGreenWay wrote:
It's a shame he had leftover terrier hair and not mink or rabbit fur. That could've been a game-changer.
I have wondered that.
AvgMSUJoe- Geronte
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Rocinante wrote:My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina.
Mods, please merge with the Confessions thread.
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Rocinante wrote:
Yes. Our species has only had hair in the pubic regions for most of history, with a few exceptons. Renember, human kind started in Africa. They have never been especially hairy people. The evolutionary benefit of pubic hair is that it forms in the dark, unexposed areas of our bodies. Areas where skin on skin contact could promote harmful bacteria growth. Arms and the lower part of he legs are generally the most interactive parts of our bodies with the environment, so you can understand why hair might provide an extra later of protection against parasites there.
My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina. I love it. Never been with a chick like that before. It smells fantastic. :fap:sort of unrelated, but I figured the evolution discussion needed a little spicing up.
Thank you for sharing.
goodbar- Geronte
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Rocinante wrote:
Yes. Our species has only had hair in the pubic regions for most of history, with a few exceptons. Renember, human kind started in Africa. They have never been especially hairy people. The evolutionary benefit of pubic hair is that it forms in the dark, unexposed areas of our bodies. Areas where skin on skin contact could promote harmful bacteria growth. Arms and the lower part of he legs are generally the most interactive parts of our bodies with the environment, so you can understand why hair might provide an extra later of protection against parasites there.
My current gf has an extremely hairy vagina. I love it. Never been with a chick like that before. It smells fantastic. :fap:sort of unrelated, but I figured the evolution discussion needed a little spicing up.
Is it tight? Like a tiger?
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
[quote="Rocinante"]
I dated throughout most of the 1980's, long before most women began shaving their nether regions. Speaking strictly for myself, I never want to go down on a hairy snatch again. I hated picking her pubes out of my mouth. Pfffttt!!!
I dated throughout most of the 1980's, long before most women began shaving their nether regions. Speaking strictly for myself, I never want to go down on a hairy snatch again. I hated picking her pubes out of my mouth. Pfffttt!!!
tGreenWay- Geronte
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
tGreenWay wrote:Rocinante wrote:
I dated throughout most of the 1980's, long before most women began shaving their nether regions. Speaking strictly for myself, I never want to go down on a hairy snatch again. I hated picking her pubes out of my mouth. Pfffttt!!!
Winner. tMrs. had hers lasered away.
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Re: Why did Jesus create pubic / body hair for humans?
Where's GRR when you need him. He'd be good for 3 paragraphs at least on the history of public hair alone.
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Heat Miser wrote:
Winner. tMrs. had hers lasered away.
Doesn't your nose get cold though?
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AMwood wrote:
Is it tight? Like a tiger?
You should see her in her swimsuit.
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Rocinante wrote:
You should see her in her swimsuit.
prolly looks like jiffy pop popcorn.
goodbar- Geronte
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JEK wrote:
Why did God invent lice? Seems like such an odd and specific thing to create. Was he all like, "You know, these cows, pigs and goats are well and good. But you know what we really need? Tiny bugs that act as disease agents that live in human hair and feast on their skin."
He knew there would be progressives on which the lice could live.
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