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Are random hook ups discouraged on this board?
God knows the rcmb rarely if ever got laid, so hook up stories were killed in like 2009, but what's our deal? Recently, a number of posters made it seem that is frowned upon, and we should only tell cute kid stories and bitch about our wives
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No one cares.
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You looking to fingerblast me Blanch?
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Blanch32 wrote:God knows the rcmb rarely if ever got laid, so hook up stories were killed in like 2009, but what's our deal? Recently, a number of posters made it seem that is frowned upon, and we should only tell cute kid stories and bitch about our wives
I thought you were engaged to an 18 year old from North Carolina?
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Turtleneck wrote:Blanch32 wrote:God knows the rcmb rarely if ever got laid, so hook up stories were killed in like 2009, but what's our deal? Recently, a number of posters made it seem that is frowned upon, and we should only tell cute kid stories and bitch about our wives
I thought you were engaged to an 18 year old from North Carolina?
The 19 year old and I broke up damn near 3 years ago now....so she's got to be 22 now
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:You looking to fingerblast me Blanch?
Honestly, i didn't even get a shot last night. Weird. Shit escalatEd quickly
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Blanch32 wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
I thought you were engaged to an 18 year old from North Carolina?
The 19 year old and I broke up damn near 3 years ago now....so she's got to be 22 now
heh
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you should probably stick to reporting about your hetero encounters... however few and far apart they may be.
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AMwood wrote:you should probably stick to reporting about your hetero encounters... however few and fake they may be.
Fixed.
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No. In fact, we need an update on the creepy doll chick who has an unhealthy obsession with Freezee pops.
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Blanch32 wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
I thought you were engaged to an 18 year old from North Carolina?
The 19 year old and I broke up damn near 3 years ago now....so she's got to be 22 now
Those are some sweet math skills
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Blanch32 wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
I thought you were engaged to an 18 year old from North Carolina?
The 19 year old and I broke up damn near 3 years ago now....so she's got to be 22 now
I don't know where you're getting your numbers, but I trust em
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Turtleneck wrote:Blanch32 wrote:
The 19 year old and I broke up damn near 3 years ago now....so she's got to be 22 now
Those are some sweet math skills
He's showing off.
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Turtleneck wrote:Blanch32 wrote:
The 19 year old and I broke up damn near 3 years ago now....so she's got to be 22 now
Those are some sweet math skills
And he spelled everything correctly (as opposed to intentionally misspelling words). It obviously hit a nerve.
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All I said was it was weird, creepy, and sad for a guy in his mid-30s to go to a college Halloweeen party to hook up with strange who might not be old enough to drink legally. I didn't say anything about random hookups in general.
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tGreenWay wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Those are some sweet math skills
He's showing off.
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AMwood wrote:you should probably stick to reporting about your hetero encounters... however few and far apart they may be.
Yesterday you chastised me about getting drunk and fingerblasting. Now today you want report. Which is it old man?
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Triple Sparty wrote:No. In fact, we need an update on the creepy doll chick who has an unhealthy obsession with Freezee pops.
None. Zero. Although I bet she will be a happy hour today at my local watering hole. Shall I investigate?
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tGreenWay wrote:All I said was it was weird, creepy, and sad for a guy in his mid-30s to go to a college Halloweeen party to hook up with strange who might not be old enough to drink legally. I didn't say anything about random hookups in general.
Still don't see the difference. Legal sex is legal sex. Only creepy if you try hard and can't pull it off...hell one of the girls there wanted to bone me if I myself had kids of my own. She had a thing for dads. This was news to me
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If I ride a tandem bike with Bob, does that count as hooking up?
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Blanch's foray into the handicapper world must have ended badly
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:No one cares.
This. Tell your stories and expect to bet eviscerated, bitch.
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You could randomly hook your dick into a light socket and flip the switch. That'd be cool.
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Blanch32 wrote:AMwood wrote:you should probably stick to reporting about your hetero encounters... however few and far apart they may be.
Yesterday you chastised me about getting drunk and fingerblasting. Now today you want report. Which is it old man?
i just want you to write something funny. every once in a while we get a nugget out of you but we have to wade through a sea of stupidity.
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if you had an infinite amount of blanches typing on an infinite amount of typewriters....
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Gomer wrote:You could randomly hook your dick into a light socket and flip the switch. That'd be cool.
Probably more action than it's ever gotten.
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GRR Spartan wrote:Blanch's foray into the handicapper world must have ended badly
Yea I just felt weird about that one, I bailed. She seemed too nice and sweet, and I didn't want to give her my post on oak seed
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tGreenWay wrote:Gomer wrote:You could randomly hook your dick into a light socket and flip the switch. That'd be cool.
Probably more action than it's ever gotten.
My dick was balls deep on the best ass I've ever hit. Broke the poor girls idea couch. where was yours??
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Blanch32 wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
Probably more action than it's ever gotten.
My dick was balls deep on the best ass I've ever hit. Broke the poor girls idea couch. where was yours??
Her idea couch experienced structural failure the moment you touch it. Like trying to fill up a car with an empty gas can.
Meanwhile, I keep my idea couch in my office at home, where I do 90% of my work.
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I want an idea couch.
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And you believed her?Blanch32 wrote:tGreenWay wrote:All I said was it was weird, creepy, and sad for a guy in his mid-30s to go to a college Halloweeen party to hook up with strange who might not be old enough to drink legally. I didn't say anything about random hookups in general.
Still don't see the difference. Legal sex is legal sex. Only creepy if you try hard and can't pull it off...hell one of the girls there wanted to bone me if I myself had kids of my own. She had a thing for dads. This was news to me
She sees an old dude and asks you if you have kids (internally snickering about the question). Since you said "No", then she said that she has a thing for dads and would have totally fucked you if you were a dad. If you had said "Yes, I do have kids", she would have said that she really wants you, but that she felt weird about fucking someone's dad.
Having said that, I agree in theory that it's not creepy if a chick is into it. If a 30 year old, 50 year old, or 70 year old can get a 19 year old to bang them, more power to them. Fake stories about fucking 19 year olds, however, is definitely creepy.
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AMwood wrote:if you had an infinite amount of blanches typing on an infinite amount of typewriters....
"Typewriters"... You old.
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MiamiSpartan wrote:And you believed her?Blanch32 wrote:
Still don't see the difference. Legal sex is legal sex. Only creepy if you try hard and can't pull it off...hell one of the girls there wanted to bone me if I myself had kids of my own. She had a thing for dads. This was news to me
She sees an old dude and asks you if you have kids (internally snickering about the question). Since you said "No", then she said that she has a thing for dads and would have totally fucked you if you were a dad. If you had said "Yes, I do have kids", she would have said that she really wants you, but that she felt weird about fucking someone's dad.
Having said that, I agree in theory that it's not creepy if a chick is into it. If a 30 year old, 50 year old, or 70 year old can get a 19 year old to bang them, more power to them. Fake stories about fucking 19 year olds, however, is definitely creepy.
Why do you dudes always assume my hook up stories are fake? Cause they are not.
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Turtleneck wrote:I want an idea couch.
Give it some thought. I know you'll figure out how to get one.
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Rocinante wrote:AMwood wrote:if you had an infinite amount of blanches typing on an infinite amount of typewriters....
"Typewriters"... You old.
okay... word processors.
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If you can find females of legal age to sex you up, then have at it old man. If you want to publish your memoirs of said encounters on this site in a way that doesn't get us all deleted, have at it old man. If you want us to believe your memoirs, well, that wouldn't be any fun for anybody.
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Nothing that made any sense would ever be produced.AMwood wrote:if you had an infinite amount of blanches typing on an infinite amount of typewriters....
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Blanch32 wrote:tGreenWay wrote:All I said was it was weird, creepy, and sad for a guy in his mid-30s to go to a college Halloweeen party to hook up with strange who might not be old enough to drink legally. I didn't say anything about random hookups in general.
Still don't see the difference. Legal sex is legal sex. Only creepy if you try hard and can't pull it off...hell one of the girls there wanted to bone me if I myself had kids of my own. She had a thing for dads. This was news to me
That's Proven Breeder syndrome.
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