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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 14:27

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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 14:28

Tickets are cool.

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Post by InTenSity on 2015-12-30, 14:29

Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by Turtleneck on 2015-12-30, 14:30

NigelUno wrote:Tickets are cool.

Game tickets or traffic tickets?

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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 18:11

Turtleneck wrote:
NigelUno wrote:Tickets are cool.

Game tickets or traffic tickets?

Game tickets.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2015-12-30, 18:12

NigelUno wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Game tickets or traffic tickets?

Game tickets.

Cool. I am stopping by the front desk at 8pm central time to pick up my hat.

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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 20:06

Turtleneck wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Game tickets.

Cool. I am stopping by the front desk at 8pm central time to pick up my hat.

Left it on the grassy knoll. Lots of people wearing green out there today. Thought one might be you.

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Post by tGreenWay on 2015-12-30, 20:13

Texas rednecks > Georgia rednecks.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2015-12-30, 20:20

NigelUno wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

Cool. I am stopping by the front desk at 8pm central time to pick up my hat.

Left it on the grassy knoll. Lots of people wearing green out there today. Thought one might be you.

Not funny. Not needed.

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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by Blanch32 on 2015-12-30, 20:59

Worst lie eva
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Post by tGreenWay on 2015-12-30, 21:17

Nobody likes taxes. Paying them is a bitch, but it's a part of the social contract. Everybody gots to pay 'em, 'cept the rich.
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by Turtleneck on 2015-12-30, 21:19

WHERE IS MY HAT, NIGEL. NO HAT AT THE FRONT DESK. YOU TELL LIES, LIAR. I WANT MY HAT, NIGEL!

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Post by tGreenWay on 2015-12-30, 21:20

Turtleneck wrote:WHERE IS MY HAT, NIGEL. NO HAT AT THE FRONT DESK. YOU TELL LIES, LIAR. I WANT MY HAT, NIGEL!

This has DWags' dickish hands all over it.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2015-12-30, 21:23

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:WHERE IS MY HAT, NIGEL. NO HAT AT THE FRONT DESK. YOU TELL LIES, LIAR. I WANT MY HAT, NIGEL!

This has DWags' dickish hands all over it.

Do you think DWags got here before me and nabbed my hat?

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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 21:52

In the bar. 2nd floor. Got an Extra hat if you didn't get the first one.

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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 21:53

Tickets are sweet. Thick. Not paper.

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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 21:54

Saw the scarf. OK. If you like scarfs.

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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by tGreenWay on 2015-12-30, 21:54

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

This has DWags' dickish hands all over it.

Do you think DWags got here before me and nabbed my hat?


It's been hours since DWags moaned about not having a hat. Draw from that what you will, and not just that DWags is a moaner.
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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-30, 21:58

I don't think T neck is even here. Unless he's the guy wearing the scarf in the bar watching the Elevators go up and down.

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Post by Turtleneck on 2015-12-30, 22:04

Nigel, bring my hat to Vlad's tailgate tomorrow.

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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by Tim Wakefield on 2015-12-30, 22:24

Humperdink bar by 6 Flags. Free shot to any Swill member.
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by GRR Spartan on 2015-12-30, 22:34

just get some beef brisket barbecue when you are there.
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by tanfan! on 2015-12-31, 09:16

Tim Wakefield wrote:Humperdink bar by 6 Flags. Free shot to any Swill member.

Nigel isn't there. Or if he is he's by himself.
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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-31, 10:08

Tim Wakefield wrote:Humperdink bar by 6 Flags. Free shot to any Swill member.

Good spot? Was thinking about going there today.

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Post by Tim Wakefield on 2015-12-31, 11:27

No, it sucked from what I can remember. Free pool though
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Post by NigelUno on 2015-12-31, 12:58

Tim Wakefield wrote:No, it sucked from what I can remember. Free pool though

OK. I'll scratch it off the list.

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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by Dr. Strangelove on 2019-01-13, 19:47

https://www.timesrecordnews.com/story/news/crime/2019/01/11/wfpd-woman-barred-walmart-after-she-allegedly-caught-drinking-wine-pringles-can-while-riding-electri/2549573002/

Employees requested officers to ban a woman from the local Walmart store after she reportedly had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours while riding on an electric cart.

The woman was reportedly riding on an electric shopping cart more commonly used for people with physical limitations. Officers were also told she was drinking wine from a Pringle's can.

Hughes said the reporting party said the suspect had been riding around in the store's parking lot since 6:30 a.m. while drinking the alcoholic beverage.
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2019-01-13, 20:12

Gideon's got a pipe made from a Pringles can.
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by DWags on 2019-01-13, 20:21

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Gideon's got a pipe made from a Pringles can.

I e got high cholestorol made from a Pringle’s can.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-01-13, 20:41

We should probably open up a Walmart thread.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-01-13, 20:43

Also, was it originally wine-flavored Pringle’s or Pringle’s-flavored wine?
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Re: Welcome to Texas

Post by NigelUno on 2019-01-13, 22:54

Tanfan and blanche.

RIP

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