How is moving going otpt? (The official otpt is moving thread)
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Re: How is moving going otpt? (The official otpt is moving thread)
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
I feel like your "best in the world" comment is compromised by "a personal friend of mine." I'd like to see some evidence of your best in the world claim. Thx.
Well she literally saved my dog's life while visiting. Insisted on giving her a check despite our objections, found a lump my vet had missed, told me what she suspected it might be and that we needed to get an ultrasound ASAP. She hit the nail on the head and it was a grapefruit sized tumor on her spleen. Got surgery to get it removed and everything was kosher. If they hadn't found it, it would have ruptured and caused massive internal bleeding and almost certainly death.
So yes, best in the world. She does house calls, too. So if you get a pet and you're in the Colorado Springs area, let me know!
Sounds really good. Top 4 in the world for sure.
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Stoops - working for a University out here.
WBH, if I convince my rents to send the cat out here, I'll give ya a heads up. She sounds fantastic, is she single? But I'll be downtown.
WBH, if I convince my rents to send the cat out here, I'll give ya a heads up. She sounds fantastic, is she single? But I'll be downtown.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
Well she literally saved my dog's life while visiting. Insisted on giving her a check despite our objections, found a lump my vet had missed, told me what she suspected it might be and that we needed to get an ultrasound ASAP. She hit the nail on the head and it was a grapefruit sized tumor on her spleen. Got surgery to get it removed and everything was kosher. If they hadn't found it, it would have ruptured and caused massive internal bleeding and almost certainly death.
So yes, best in the world. She does house calls, too. So if you get a pet and you're in the Colorado Springs area, let me know!
Sounds really good. Top 4 in the world for sure.
Would she probably get blown out by a vet from North Carolina?
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Stoops - working for a University out here.
WBH, if I convince my rents to send the cat out here, I'll give ya a heads up. She sounds fantastic, is she single? But I'll be downtown.
She is not single, she's twice your age and she plays for the other team. If you want her number let me know.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Stoops - working for a University out here.
WBH, if I convince my rents to send the cat out here, I'll give ya a heads up. She sounds fantastic, is she single? But I'll be downtown.
Get yourself a dog.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Stoops - working for a University out here.
WBH, if I convince my rents to send the cat out here, I'll give ya a heads up. She sounds fantastic, is she single? But I'll be downtown.
She is not single, she's twice your age and she plays for the other team. If you want her number let me know.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
She is not single, she's twice your age and she plays for the other team. If you want her number let me know.
Aren't you driving? You should be driving. Put down the phone.
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Re: How is moving going otpt? (The official otpt is moving thread)
NigelUno wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Stoops - working for a University out here.
WBH, if I convince my rents to send the cat out here, I'll give ya a heads up. She sounds fantastic, is she single? But I'll be downtown.
Get yourself a dog.
Not yet - they are too dependent and needy. I have to learn to take care of myself before a dog.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:NigelUno wrote:
Get yourself a dog.
Not yet - they are too dependent and needy. I have to learn to take care of myself before a dog.
Keep your bathroom clean. Any chicks you bring home will be grossed out by a dirty bathroom.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Aren't you driving? You should be driving. Put down the phone.
It's not my turn Pylon. Less than a hour out. Fuckin' finally.
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Did you factor in the time zone when you estimated that hour out?Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Aren't you driving? You should be driving. Put down the phone.
It's not my turn Pylon. Less than a hour out. Fuckin' finally.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Aren't you driving? You should be driving. Put down the phone.
It's not my turn Pylon. Less than a hour out. Fuckin' finally.
Back in the olden days when people moved from Michigan to Colorado it took many months and half of the family died of dysentery if they weren't trampled by a buffalo or if they didn't drown fording a river. Please stop bitching.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
It's not my turn Pylon. Less than a hour out. Fuckin' finally.
Back in the olden days when people moved from Michigan to Colorado it took many months and half of the family died of dysentery if they weren't trampled by a buffalo or if they didn't drown fording a river. Please stop bitching.
I liked that Oregon Trail game Travis.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Back in the olden days when people moved from Michigan to Colorado it took many months and half of the family died of dysentery if they weren't trampled by a buffalo or if they didn't drown fording a river. Please stop bitching.
I liked that Oregon Trail game Travis.
I honestly wasn't sure if maybe that was too old for you. I just went for it. YOLO.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
I liked that Oregon Trail game Travis.
I honestly wasn't sure if maybe that was too old for you. I just went for it. YOLO.
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6 Steps to Take When You Start a New Job
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LooseGoose wrote:6 Steps to Take When You Start a New Job
Stupid. Don't do any of that shit, OTPT.
Here is what you do: On the first day, find the most dominant personality. Walk right up to that person and punch them in the face. Knock them out. Right there in front of everyone. Then be super nice to all the other people, but only be nice to earn their trust and learn dirty secrets that you can use against them later.
Wait. Sorry. Don't do any of that. I got first day of prison confused with first day of a new job. Listen to Loose.
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Turtleneck wrote:LooseGoose wrote:6 Steps to Take When You Start a New Job
Stupid. Don't do any of that shit, OTPT.
Here is what you do: On the first day, find the most dominant personality. Walk right up to that person and punch them in the face. Knock them out. Right there in front of everyone. Then be super nice to all the other people, but only be nice to earn their trust and learn dirty secrets that you can use against them later.
Wait. Sorry. Don't do any of that. I got first day of prison confused with first day of a new job. Listen to Loose.
Fuck it, I like your method better. Â How do we know OTPT isn't on his way to:
The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX) is an American federal supermax prison for male inmates located in Fremont County, Colorado.
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LooseGoose wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
Stupid. Don't do any of that shit, OTPT.
Here is what you do: On the first day, find the most dominant personality. Walk right up to that person and punch them in the face. Knock them out. Right there in front of everyone. Then be super nice to all the other people, but only be nice to earn their trust and learn dirty secrets that you can use against them later.
Wait. Sorry. Don't do any of that. I got first day of prison confused with first day of a new job. Listen to Loose.
Fuck it, I like your method better. Â How do we know OTPT isn't on his way to:
The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX) is an American federal supermax prison for male inmates located in Fremont County, Colorado.
We don't know. Weird. OTPT moving to Colorado. SuperMax prison in Colorado. That is enough evidence for me. OTPT is going to prison.
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Turtleneck wrote:LooseGoose wrote:
Fuck it, I like your method better. Â How do we know OTPT isn't on his way to:
The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX) is an American federal supermax prison for male inmates located in Fremont County, Colorado.
We don't know know. Weird. OTPT moving to Colorado. SuperMax prison in Colorado. That is enough evidence for me. OTPT is going to prison.
Should we send out a BOLT??
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LooseGoose wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
We don't know know. Weird. OTPT moving to Colorado. SuperMax prison in Colorado. That is enough evidence for me. OTPT is going to prison.
Should we send out a BOLT??
He might have to gets bolt tattoos to stay alive.
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Turtleneck wrote:LooseGoose wrote:
Should we send out a BOLT??
He might have to gets bolt tattoos to stay alive.
Or a tattoo of the prison layout so he can lead an escape?
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You look just like a commie and you might just be a member, better get out of Denver. Better go! go!
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I'm hoping after all the doping he can still breathe ok at altitude. I know that when I'd get to Denver, Laramie or Aspen I'd struggle. Of course that might have been the result of decades of heavy cigarette abuse.
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LooseGoose wrote:I'm hoping after all the doping he can still breathe ok at altitude. I know that when I'd get to Denver, Laramie or Aspen I'd struggle. Of course that might have been the result of decades of heavy cigarette abuse.
Plus, conservatives go to Vail; liberals to Aspen. I read that once in one of my thrillers.
Look at that--you're fully one-third less likely to clutch your heart and vapor lock. I did that for you. You're welcome.
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LooseGoose wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
He might have to gets bolt tattoos to stay alive.
Or a tattoo of the prison layout so he can lead an escape?
That is a good idea. I hope you read this before you report to prison, OTPT.
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Now that he's a Coloradoan he won't even talk to us. Snooty sonsabitch.
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LooseGoose wrote:Now that he's a Coloradoan he won't even talk to us. Snooty sonsabitch.
Cocksucker is all "oh huge moment in my life and I don't want to immediately talk to strangers on a message board."
Fuck him.
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Also, they put zero thought into Colorado when forming that state. "Here's a big fucking square. Good enough!"
Fuck Colorado.
Fuck Colorado.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Also, they put zero thought into Colorado when forming that state. "Here's a big fucking square. Good enough!"
Fuck Colorado.
Hey, I guess otpt finally got inside of some box.
Heh. See. Cause he's a virgin. He's also a bitch and I hate him for not telling us what's going on.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Also, they put zero thought into Colorado when forming that state. "Here's a big fucking square. Good enough!"
Fuck Colorado.
Hey, I guess otpt finally got inside of some box.
Heh. See. Cause he's a virgin. He's also a bitch and I hate him for not telling us what's going on.
What a sexless loser.
Look at his new flag. Who are they trying to be, the Cubs? What the fuck?
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Hey, I guess otpt finally got inside of some box.
Heh. See. Cause he's a virgin. He's also a bitch and I hate him for not telling us what's going on.
What a sexless loser.
Look at his new flag. Who are they trying to be, the Cubs? What the fuck?
Or Cuba. He's a communist Pylon.
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Re: How is moving going otpt? (The official otpt is moving thread)
Fuck you guys! OTPT said he's going to send me 5 pounds of the stickiest of the icky for free as a reverse house warming gift so I'm going to defend him against your accusations because I feel obligated to!
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xsanguine wrote:Fuck you guys! OTPT said he's going to send me 5 pounds of the stickiest of the icky for free as a reverse house warming gift so I'm going to defend him against your accusations because I feel obligated to!
Can I have some?
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But yes you can. How much would you like?
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xsanguine wrote:Fuck you guys! OTPT said he's going to send me 5 pounds of the stickiest of the icky for free as a reverse house warming gift so I'm going to defend him against your accusations because I feel obligated to!
I wouldn't mind some edibles.
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xsanguine wrote:But yes you can. How much would you like?
I dunno like a quart. Is that how this stuff is measured? I was thinking maybe like a lunch portion.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
What a sexless loser.
Look at his new flag. Who are they trying to be, the Cubs? What the fuck?
Or Cuba. He's a communist Pylon.
They have limited access to the Internet in prison, Travis.
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xsanguine wrote:But yes you can. How much would you like?
Ok, Obama. Whatever you say.
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