Muffy or dwags: one on one challenge: who to accept?

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 07:44

Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.

While their sunshine blowar asses envision rocky 6,it's going to be rocky 7: they'll be bedridden with cancer by games end and in need of chemo.

So who's challenge should I accept?

Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-03, 07:52

Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.

While their sunshine blowar asses envision rocky 6,it's going to be rocky 7: they'll be bedridden with cancer by games end and in need of chemo.

So who's challenge should I accept?

Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

A cancer analogy is funny?

by Guest 2016-03-03, 07:55

Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.
Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

A real stud would kick both their asses back to back.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-03, 08:17

It's too bad Orlando Woolridge is no longer with us. He would have loved to watch duffy scrimmage you.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-03-03, 08:25

You may be 34 by the birth certificate, but you have the mileage of a 60yr old. Just sayin.

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 08:34

LooseGoose wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.
Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

A real stud would kick both their asses back to back.

True. Who should I take on first?

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 08:35

NigelUno wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.

While their sunshine blowar asses envision rocky 6,it's going to be rocky 7: they'll be bedridden with cancer by games end and in need of chemo.

So who's challenge should I accept?

Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

A cancer analogy is funny?

Yes it is nigel. Why am I not suprised you don't understand how or why

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 08:36

kingstonlake wrote:You may be 34 by the birth certificate, but you have the mileage of a 60yr old. Just sayin.

Knees and ankles are fine. Calf isn't back to pre-tear, but it's not limiting any more

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 08:38

Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.

While their sunshine blowar asses envision rocky 6,it's going to be rocky 7: they'll be bedridden with cancer by games end and in need of chemo.

So who's challenge should I accept?

Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

I'm in.

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 08:39

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.

While their sunshine blowar asses envision rocky 6,it's going to be rocky 7: they'll be bedridden with cancer by games end and in need of chemo.

So who's challenge should I accept?

Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

I'm in.

Need your stats for the official weigh in , sidebets, and whatnot

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-03, 08:42

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Green seat mafia is mentally starting to loses it. After their physical capabilites diminished, they have both challenged me to a game of one on one.

While their sunshine blowar asses envision rocky 6,it's going to be rocky 7: they'll be bedridden with cancer by games end and in need of chemo.

So who's challenge should I accept?

Don't have dwags stats, but I'm 5 11 190, and 34. Muffy is 5 9 165 and claims to be 53. I played in the IM 3 on 3 championship, and muffy played in the IM 5 man championship game back in the IM circle days

I'm in.

Can somebody please stream this on Ustream or something when it happens?

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-03, 08:50

Blanch32 wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

A cancer analogy is funny?

Yes it is nigel. Why am I not suprised you don't understand how or why

Explain it.

by **Rocinante** 2016-03-03, 08:53

Shut up Nigel, I want to see this happen.

by **duffy munn** 2016-03-03, 08:58

I'm in. Are you going to both talk and use smack ?

Also, one on one isn't really basketball. Neither is three on three. Of course, you wouldn't know that having never played in a actual game.

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-03, 08:58

Rocinante wrote:Shut up Nigel, I want to see this happen.

Good Luck with that.

blanch is a chicken shit. He would never do it.

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 09:17

duffy munn wrote:I'm in. Are you going to both talk and use smack ?

Also, one on one isn't really basketball. Neither is three on three. Of course, you wouldn't know that having never played in a actual game.

I'm in.

by **duffy munn** 2016-03-03, 09:36

DWags wrote:
duffy munn wrote:I'm in. Are you going to both talk and use smack ?

Also, one on one isn't really basketball. Neither is three on three. Of course, you wouldn't know that having never played in a actual game.

I'm in.

With the smack too ? Since we are trying to turn back time to the 80's, I figured I would bring the bindle and the satchel.

by Guest 2016-03-03, 09:45

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

I'm in.

With the smack too ? Since we are trying to turn back time to the 80's, I figured I would bring the bindle and the satchel.

oh lord, bindle is throwback Thursday

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 09:47

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

I'm in.

With the smack too ? Since we are trying to turn back time to the 80's, I figured I would bring the bindle and the satchel.

1982 brother. 136 linden. The house behind dooleys with my boys that stole the fucking bar from there. Me in the middle. Next to the goofy hat. Sporting NIkes before they were that popular. I bet I got that drink from the keggerrater we had behind the nice bar we stole from dooleys. cheers

How do you like my boys shorts on the left? That's how we wore the basketball shorts back then. Oh, and we never called fouls. Fouls are for pussies.

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by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 09:56

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:

I'm in.

Fwags, what's the tale of the tape with you? Frankly, I'm a little shocked that Muffy is only 5' 9", I figured him to be a towering man, at least 6' 2" by the way he talks. I'm 6' 1", 205.

Agreed. I always pictures muffy like big dougs lil bro if thst makes sense. Now I find out he's the 50 year old version of mat ishbia

by **duffy munn** 2016-03-03, 09:57

DWags wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

With the smack too ? Since we are trying to turn back time to the 80's, I figured I would bring the bindle and the satchel.

1982 brother. 136 linden. The house behind dooleys with my boys that stole the fucking bar from there. Me in the middle. Next to the goofy hat. Sporting NIkes before they were that popular. I bet I got that drink from the keggerrater we had behind the nice bar we stole from dooleys. How do you like my boys shorts on the left? That's how we wore the basketball shorts back then. Oh, and we never called fouls. Fouls are for pussies.

Let's meet for some kamikaze shots before the big "game".

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 09:59

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

1982 brother. 136 linden. The house behind dooleys with my boys that stole the fucking bar from there. Me in the middle. Next to the goofy hat. Sporting NIkes before they were that popular. I bet I got that drink from the keggerrater we had behind the nice bar we stole from dooleys. How do you like my boys shorts on the left? That's how we wore the basketball shorts back then. Oh, and we never called fouls. Fouls are for pussies.

Let's meet for some kamikaze shots before the big "game".

In. I'm also wearing a mouthpiece during. Just in case.

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-03, 10:00

duffy munn wrote:
DWags wrote:

1982 brother. 136 linden. The house behind dooleys with my boys that stole the fucking bar from there. Me in the middle. Next to the goofy hat. Sporting NIkes before they were that popular. I bet I got that drink from the keggerrater we had behind the nice bar we stole from dooleys. How do you like my boys shorts on the left? That's how we wore the basketball shorts back then. Oh, and we never called fouls. Fouls are for pussies.

Let's meet for some kamikaze shots before the big "game".

I love kamikaze shots.

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 10:02

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

I'm in.
Can somebody please stream this on Ustream or something when it happens?

Of course! That and muffy can get one of his old athlete buddy's like Skiles to officiate, do the honorary jumpball. DWags can get his daughter and the motion to cheer him on, and we can all raise money for charity!

Need someone who can make solid hype vidoes. Perhaps video the training and whatnot

by **Blanch32** 2016-03-03, 10:04

duffy munn wrote:I'm in. Are you going to both talk and use smack ?

Also, one on one isn't really basketball. Neither is three on three. Of course, you wouldn't know that having never played in a actual game.

So you need a team to hide behind again?

I get your desire for a full court game giving your slight frame and my lack of intense cardo, but this isn't an option here. Man on man. Let's see what you got.

....and I'm not much a trash talker on the floor. Too locked in to win

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 10:05

Blanch32 wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
Can somebody please stream this on Ustream or something when it happens?

Of course! That and muffy can get one of his old athlete buddy's like Skiles to officiate, do the honorary jumpball. DWags can get his daughter and the motion to cheer him on, and we can all raise money for charity!

Need someone who can make solid hype vidoes. Perhaps video the training and whatnot

I just look forward to the game. Dont' give a fuck about the other shit.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-03, 10:07

DWags wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

Of course! That and muffy can get one of his old athlete buddy's like Skiles to officiate, do the honorary jumpball. DWags can get his daughter and the motion to cheer him on, and we can all raise money for charity!

Need someone who can make solid hype vidoes. Perhaps video the training and whatnot

I just look forward to the game. Dont' give a fuck about the other shit.

You don't care about charity? I couldn't imagine raising a kid to not care about charity.

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 10:10

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

I just look forward to the game. Dont' give a fuck about the other shit.
You don't care about charity? I couldn't imagine raising a kid to not care about charity.

I tithe my church and donate regularly. Your words mean nothing.

by **duffy munn** 2016-03-03, 10:16

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

I just look forward to the game. Dont' give a fuck about the other shit.
You don't care about charity? I couldn't imagine raising a kid to not care about charity.

The charity could be for Blanch to buy a house and stop renting. Not that I would ever judge him for that.

by **duffy munn** 2016-03-03, 10:17

Blanch32 wrote:
duffy munn wrote:I'm in. Are you going to both talk and use smack ?

Also, one on one isn't really basketball. Neither is three on three. Of course, you wouldn't know that having never played in a actual game.

So you need a team to hide behind again?

I get your desire for a full court game giving your slight frame and my lack of intense cardo, but this isn't an option here. Man on man. Let's see what you got.

....and I'm not much a trash talker on the floor. Too locked in to win

Basketball is a team game. It's not tennis.

I'm still in.

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-03, 10:22

duffy munn wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
You don't care about charity? I couldn't imagine raising a kid to not care about charity.

The charity could be for Blanch to buy a house and stop renting. Not that I would ever judge him for that.

Or he could use it to get cable TV. Not judging.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-03, 10:37

NigelUno wrote:
duffy munn wrote:

The charity could be for Blanch to buy a house and stop renting. Not that I would ever judge him for that.

Or he could use it to get cable TV. Not judging.

If BTN had paid streaming, I wouldn't have it either. Cable is a waste of money.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2016-03-03, 10:37

I would destroy you geezers

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-03, 11:25

duffy munn wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

So you need a team to hide behind again?

I get your desire for a full court game giving your slight frame and my lack of intense cardo, but this isn't an option here. Man on man. Let's see what you got.

....and I'm not much a trash talker on the floor. Too locked in to win

Basketball is a team game. It's not tennis.

I'm still in.

NBA Jam was 2 on 2. Somebody needs to Photoshop DWags, duffy, and blanch in here.

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by **duffy munn** 2016-03-03, 12:24

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I would destroy you geezers

I'm sure you would. Can you be my Danny Noonan just in case I break my arm ?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-03, 13:35

Giant Moose wrote:
DWags wrote:

I'm in.
Can somebody please stream this on Ustream or something when it happens?

Oh sure, make fun of the old guys because our streams arent as strong as they once were.

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-03, 13:37

tGreenWay wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
Can somebody please stream this on Ustream or something when it happens?

Oh sure, make fun of the old guys because our streams arent as strong as they once were.

As long as you guys can pee enough to fill a condom, it's all good.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-03, 13:43

Giant Moose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Oh sure, make fun of the old guys because our streams arent as strong as they once were.
As long as you guys can pee enough to fill a condom, it's all good.

That's exactly what my urologist told me. He's a team doctor. What a coincidence.

by **DWags** 2016-03-03, 13:47

tGreenWay wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
As long as you guys can pee enough to fill a condom, it's all good.

That's exactly what my urologist told me. He's a team doctor. What a coincidence.

I'm still quite regular and strong. Like Race horse piss. I just need to get back into the Monday and Thursday night bball games. Haven't played in a year.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-03, 14:09

DWags wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That's exactly what my urologist told me. He's a team doctor. What a coincidence.

I'm still quite regular and strong. Like Race horse piss. I just need to get back into the Monday and Thursday night bball games. Haven't played in a year.

Yeah, me too. I was just playing up the stereotype based on Moose's one word choice. Muffy or dwags: one on one challenge: who to accept? 55953254

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