Anyone have any big weekend plans?

DWags wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:Today is gonna fuckin suck at the caf. Here til 1am

Shits open till one?

We close at 12 but we're understaffed as shit so it takes me a while to close. At least it'll keep me away from the bar. Spent fuckin $60 last night and lost another $20 in stupid bets.

Tim Wakefield wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Is this your last year?

Yup, last year. Super senior. Study abroad set me back a bit and I decided to just take the extra year instead of taking a loaded schedule

Have fun and make the most of it!

Tim Wakefield wrote:

DWags wrote:

Shits open till one?

We close at 12 but we're understaffed as shit so it takes me a while to close. At least it'll keep me away from the bar. Spent fuckin $60 last night and lost another $20 in stupid bets.

I miss college bar tabs. I don't make it to the bar much anymore, but $60 used to be average for a while.

InTenSity wrote:

Tim Wakefield wrote:

We close at 12 but we're understaffed as shit so it takes me a while to close. At least it'll keep me away from the bar. Spent fuckin $60 last night and lost another $20 in stupid bets.

I miss college bar tabs. I don't make it to the bar much anymore, but $60 used to be average for a while.

You a baller, bro?

Turtleneck wrote:

LooseGoose wrote:

Many of them are probably lonely, seeking comfort and guidance from an experienced hand.

We just went over this. Greenway's wife will not let him go to campus.

I can always get around the ban by saying I'm taking the dog for a walk on campus because she's getting bored with her usual places.

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

We just went over this. Greenway's wife will not let him go to campus.

I can always get around the ban by saying I'm taking the dog for a walk on campus because she's getting bored with her usual places.  

Is your wife dumb? Because no way she does not see right through that. Using a dog to pick up chicks is pretty common. You're going to have to do better...especially when she catches you leaving in your best pair of camo cargo shorts.

Turtleneck wrote:

InTenSity wrote:
I miss college bar tabs. I don't make it to the bar much anymore, but $60 used to be average for a while.

You a baller, bro?

No, just enjoy certain drinks too much.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I can always get around the ban by saying I'm taking the dog for a walk on campus because she's getting bored with her usual places.  

Is your wife dumb? Because no way she does not see right through that. Using a dog to pick up chicks is pretty common. You're going to have to do better...especially when she catches you leaving in your best pair of camo cargo shorts.

Any chance at all we can get your leaving and return times? I mean, that's not anything you should worry about.

Jake from State Farm wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Is your wife dumb? Because no way she does not see right through that. Using a dog to pick up chicks is pretty common. You're going to have to do better...especially when she catches you leaving in your best pair of camo cargo shorts.

Any chance at all we can get your leaving and return times?

I bet Bob knows.

Just saying.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:


I can always get around the ban by saying I'm taking the dog for a walk on campus because she's getting bored with her usual places.  

Is your wife dumb? Because no way she does not see right through that. Using a dog to pick up chicks is pretty common. You're going to have to do better...especially when she catches you leaving in your best pair of camo cargo shorts.

There's no chance of that happening, because I'll be invisible.

https://i.servimg.com/u/f35/18/86/34/44/20160815.jpg

No fucking way was I doing this dune. Fuck that shit. Awesome view though. Missed you Bob.