Re: Power is out

by MattyFresh 2017-03-08, 12:22

210,000 n Michigan without right now, this wind is effin blowing, I am still good Power is out - Page 2 1837840279

High wind knocks out power to 210,000 Michigan customers

I dont have a wind gauge except my lawn furniture has fallen and moved 10 feet

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-03-08, 12:48

MattyFresh wrote:210,000 n Michigan without right now, this wind is effin blowing, I am still good

High wind knocks out power to 210,000 Michigan customers

I dont have a wind gauge except my lawn furniture has fallen and moved 10 feet

Oh no. God I hope you're okay matty.

Everyone I've started a go fund me and if you have it in your heart I'd love if you could donate.

Www.gofundme.org/mattysfurniturefelldown

by MattyFresh 2017-03-08, 12:56

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:210,000 n Michigan without right now, this wind is effin blowing, I am still good

High wind knocks out power to 210,000 Michigan customers

I dont have a wind gauge except my lawn furniture has fallen and moved 10 feet

Oh no. God I hope you're okay matty.

Everyone I've started a go fund me and if you have it in your heart I'd love if you could donate.

Www.gofundme.org/mattysfurniturefelldown

Thanks Travis I'll keep everyone posted on the little fellas status. They haven't moved in 30 minutes. Meanwhile my neighbor is calling for his chihuahua it's possible he's Power is out - Page 2 1550444538

in the wind

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-03-08, 12:57

I went home for lunch. Still have power for now. There was a big tree that got uprooted at the entrance to my subdivision. Also I saw an honest to god tumbleweed roll in front of me on the way back to work.

by MattyFresh 2017-03-08, 13:14

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I went home for lunch. Still have power for now. There was a big tree that got uprooted at the entrance to my subdivision. Also I saw an honest to god tumbleweed roll in front of me on the way back to work.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-03-08, 13:16

MattyFresh wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I went home for lunch. Still have power for now. There was a big tree that got uprooted at the entrance to my subdivision. Also I saw an honest to god tumbleweed roll in front of me on the way back to work.

And I am currently listening to a loose piece of aluminum siding on my building flap in the wind. Facilities has been called. Power is out - Page 2 1550444538

by **The_Dude** 2017-03-08, 13:27

This morning was trash pickup in my neighborhood.

Going to be a shitshow.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-08, 13:29

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

And I am currently listening to a loose piece of aluminum siding on my building flap in the wind. Facilities has been called.

Be sure to get pictures of your maintenance man's bloody face, unless the aluminum is still lodged in his skull. Maybe call 911 first if that happens.

by **InTenSity** 2017-03-08, 13:43

MattyFresh wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I went home for lunch. Still have power for now. There was a big tree that got uprooted at the entrance to my subdivision. Also I saw an honest to god tumbleweed roll in front of me on the way back to work.

FTFY

by Guest 2017-03-08, 13:46

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

And I am currently listening to a loose piece of aluminum siding on my building flap in the wind. Facilities has been called.

You don't keep a hammer and a couple nails in your desk?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-03-08, 13:54

LooseGoose wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

And I am currently listening to a loose piece of aluminum siding on my building flap in the wind. Facilities has been called.

You don't keep a hammer and a couple nails in your desk?

I have some screws and a screw gun nearby, but I'd rather watch a maintenance guy get decapitated.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-03-08, 13:54

Great. Flying home tonight.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-03-08, 13:56

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Great. Flying home tonight.

Pretty sure it's supposed to settle down around 7 wbh. But what the fuck do I know I only quickly saw that somewhere. Maybe I'm totes wrong

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-08, 14:03

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Great. Flying home tonight.

Dibs on your shit.

by Guest 2017-03-08, 14:04

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Great. Flying home tonight.

Drink heavily.

Wear your MAGA hat.

Talk loudly about "setting things right".

Free room for the night.

by Guest 2017-03-08, 14:05

tGreenWay wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Great. Flying home tonight.

Dibs on your shit.

I get his smoker, you can have the rest.

by **Nordic** 2017-03-08, 14:18

Welp it gone. I could hear the line arcing so it must be close. I'm guessing I'll be out for awhile. Anyone want to play charades?

by tanfan! 2017-03-08, 14:19

Nordic wrote:Will you fuckers turn off your A/C so I can charge my phone?

I have 46% battery life, please amuse me. TIA

Why don't you flip the switch and turn it back on you meat head

by MattyFresh 2017-03-08, 14:23

Nordic wrote:Welp it gone. I could hear the line arcing so it must be close. I'm guessing I'll be out for awhile. Anyone want to play charades?

Hopefully your stocked up on the essentials; 70s bush porn mags, baked beans, whiskey, cigs, napalm and toilet paper

by **Tim Wakefield** 2017-03-08, 14:42

BWL website says mine will be back on at 7:30. Anyone wanna buy me lunch in EL?

by Guest 2017-03-08, 14:46

Tim Wakefield wrote:BWL website says mine will be back on at 7:30. Anyone wanna buy me lunch in EL?

Sure. Go get what you want, have them call me with the bill.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-08, 14:48

LooseGoose wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Dibs on your shit.

I get his smoker, you can have the rest.

His wife has a name.

by **Dendrobates** 2017-03-08, 14:51

My power is out. First time I've lost power at my house.

It's actually quite dangerous driving around now. Shit flying everywhere, people swerving all over the place, traffic lights out, and lots of accidents.

by **Death Roe** 2017-03-08, 14:54

Power is out at my apartment apparently. Rad.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-03-08, 14:58

My trash bin is going to end up in Livingston county.

by Guest 2017-03-08, 15:01

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My trash bin is going to end up in Livingston county.

Employ better help.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2017-03-08, 15:05

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My trash bin is going to end up in Livingston county.

Do you live in Livingston county?

by **The Pantry** 2017-03-08, 15:41

Wind is so bad it knocked out DTE's outage map

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-03-08, 15:54

The Pantry wrote:Wind is so bad it knocked out DTE's outage map

I was just coming here to make a similarly snarky comment. I had wanted to check the map to see if my garage door will open when I get home or if I'll have to do it manually.

by **Nordic** 2017-03-08, 15:56

tanfan! wrote:
Nordic wrote:Will you fuckers turn off your A/C so I can charge my phone?

I have 46% battery life, please amuse me. TIA

Why don't you flip the switch and turn it back on you meat head

by **Nordic** 2017-03-08, 16:00

The Pantry wrote:Wind is so bad it knocked out DTE's outage map

I live in the sticks and my power is out all time. You know it is bad when you have the DTE app on your phone.

That map is usually spot on, but showing nothing today.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2017-03-08, 16:02

Nordic wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Wind is so bad it knocked out DTE's outage map

I live in the sticks and my power is out all time. You know it is bad when you have the DTE app on your phone.

That map is usually spot on, but showing nothing today.

Where do you live? Holly, Ortonville?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-03-08, 16:07

Pray for me.

by **The Pantry** 2017-03-08, 16:20

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pray for me.

With the current wind direction, your approach flight path to DTW should take you right over your house. I would bail out there rather than chance the landing.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2017-03-08, 16:26

I'm taking a car home so I plan on getting hella drunk to mitigate the nerves.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2017-03-08, 16:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:My trash bin is going to end up in Livingston county.

Do you live in Livingston county?

I do not Travis.

by Guest 2017-03-08, 16:37

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pray for me.

Normally I would....but I really kinda want the smoker.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-08, 16:53

LooseGoose wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pray for me.

Normally I would....but I really kinda want the smoker.

No respect.

by **tGreenWay** 2017-03-08, 16:55

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I'm taking a car home so I plan on getting hella drunk to mitigate the nerves.

Nervous about flying in these winds, gets shitfaced to calm himself, lands, crashes his car into a concrete abutment because he was too drunk to drive.
Alanis, what do you think?

by Guest 2017-03-08, 16:56

tGreenWay wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:

Normally I would....but I really kinda want the smoker.

No respect.

If he goes down I'll paint his image on the fuselage - sort of like a WWII bomber.

Power is out - Page 2 Lovely-Ladies-Painted-On-WWII-Fighter-Planes-2

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