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Post by steveschneider on Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:19 pm

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What’s the cutter? I’m confused.

It is your sphincter. Maybe yours is already ruined? NTTAWWT
I’m usually not cutting though. To me that’s the launch hatch and I just fire them out like torpedoes.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Oct 10, 2019 10:51 pm

Such a no brainer. Anyone who hasn't converted is a fool.
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Post by The Pantry on Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:01 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Such a no brainer. Anyone who hasn't converted is a fool.
Sounds like a fetish thing
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:06 pm

Nope just a super convenient, money saving and hygiene thing. Enjoy trying to dig feces out of your poopy asshole. Congrats on being a manly man, clearly characterized by enjoying digging feces out of your poopy asshole with your fingers through thin pieces of paper.
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Post by The Pantry on Thu Oct 10, 2019 11:11 pm

I buy quality TP. The bidet thing sounds too messy, especially as an add-on to a toilet. Gross.
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Post by SawGreen on Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:38 am

Super simple install.

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Post by steveschneider on Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:49 am

In a lot of countries they don't have a modern septic system, they just go in a hole in the ground. What are they using leaves? Paper?
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:42 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Nope just a super convenient, money saving and hygiene thing. Enjoy trying to dig feces out of your poopy asshole. Congrats on being a manly man, clearly characterized by enjoying digging feces out of your poopy asshole with your fingers through thin pieces of paper.


Enjoy your chafing.
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Post by Rocinante on Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:55 pm

I’m buying that fucking bidet thing, dammit.
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:58 pm

Rocinante wrote:I’m buying that fucking bidet thing, dammit.


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Post by Rocinante on Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:00 pm

You’re right I do. Notice I didn’t bring up how you stick your soapy fingers into your asshole in the shower in this thread. You brought it on yourself.
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Post by tGreenWay on Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:10 pm

Rocinante wrote:You’re right I do. Notice I didn’t bring up how you stick your soapy fingers into your asshole in the shower in this thread. You brought it on yourself.


Nor did I bring up how you’re already used to having an angry beet red raging burn of a bunghole getting blasted with fluids.
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Post by SawGreen on Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:14 pm

Rocinante wrote:I’m buying that fucking bidet thing, dammit.  

If you do buy the Luxe, it shipped with the "upgrade" attachment mentioned in the video. No need to buy that too.
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Post by The Pantry on Fri Oct 11, 2019 4:32 pm

SawGreen wrote:Super simple install.

On a bad day, I'd cover that thing in shit. Looks like it would be a pita to keep clean.
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Post by SawGreen on Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:22 pm

The Pantry wrote:
SawGreen wrote:Super simple install.

On a bad day, I'd cover that thing in shit. Looks like it would be a pita to keep clean.

Knob #2 rinses the drop down spray nozzle while you are doing your own spraying, other than that, I'm not sure I can help you with your lateral shitting issue.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:40 pm

The spray nozzle is hidden and only comes out of the housing when you pull the lever, via water pressure. It stays clean.
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Post by The Pantry on Fri Oct 11, 2019 5:43 pm

SawGreen wrote:
The Pantry wrote:On a bad day, I'd cover that thing in shit. Looks like it would be a pita to keep clean.

Knob #2 rinses the drop down spray nozzle while you are doing your own spraying, other than that, I'm not sure I can help you with your lateral shitting issue.
Occasionally my bowel PSI is high.

Forget the nozzle cleaning system. I'd have to spray that thing with bleach every day to feel comfortable using it.
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Post by Nordic on Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:13 pm

Hell, I'll do a midday bidet just to freshen up Recommend something to buy on Amazon < $50 - Page 8 55953254
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Post by Jake from State Farm on Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:53 pm

The Pantry wrote:
SawGreen wrote:

Knob #2 rinses the drop down spray nozzle while you are doing your own spraying, other than that, I'm not sure I can help you with your lateral shitting issue.
Occasionally my bowel PSI is high.

Forget the nozzle cleaning system. I'd have to spray that thing with bleach every day to feel comfortable using it.

Got yelled at by the wife today. I just gave her a "who, me?" look.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:54 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Nope just a super convenient, money saving and hygiene thing. Enjoy trying to dig feces out of your poopy asshole. Congrats on being a manly man, clearly characterized by enjoying digging feces out of your poopy asshole with your fingers through thin pieces of paper.


Enjoy your chafing.

What kind of ass backwards logic is this? My god you anti-bidet fuckers are beyond help.
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Post by Rocinante on Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:12 pm

Can you load it up with like simple green for a super cleanse?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:35 pm

No it comes from your city or well water dude, same shit that comes out of your sink. There's a simple t adapter where the toilet hose goes into the wall. One hose comes out of the adapter and goes to your tank for refill after flush (status quo) and the other goes to the bidet nozzle. Simple. Easy. Clean. Effective.
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Post by The Pantry on Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:11 pm

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Enjoy your chafing.

What kind of ass backwards logic is this? My god you anti-bidet fuckers are beyond help.
I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:17 pm

The Pantry wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:

What kind of ass backwards logic is this? My god you anti-bidet fuckers are beyond help.
I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.


I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:25 pm

Do some research broseph. The expensive ones rely on electricity for warming spray, oscillating types of spray patterns, dryers, etc. Nice.. If you want to splurge. Not really necessary though. And yeah I've considered splurging. I honestly can't think of a better purchase I've made in the past ~ 5 years. It is life altering.
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Post by The Pantry on Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:35 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The Pantry wrote:I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.


I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.
And, I'm laughing at the millennial that still doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:47 pm

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:

I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.
And, I'm laughing at the millennial that still doesn't know the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.

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Post by The Pantry on Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:59 pm

Dislike you too, OTPT.

Care to repeat your post from a couple years ago? The one where you said you wished all boomers were dead? Or were you just really high when you posted that?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:29 pm

I don’t know, to dislike someone I feel like you have to care enough to dislike them. You’re really just an username/stranger on the internet who happens to be angry, divorced, and bitter at most of the other posters here. I guess that’s what can naturally happen in one’s life when one of the most exciting things of their life is carpooling with a female coworker. Best of luck with the issues, bro.
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Post by Nordic on Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:53 pm

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
The Pantry wrote:I'm not anti-bidet. My point is, if you want a bidet install a real one. The cheesy-cheap butt washer from Amazon doesn't cut the mustard IMO.


I’m going to trust the one guy who doesn’t have one over the multiple individuals who own one vouching for it.

There is really strange logic going with the anti-bideters.

Recommend something to buy on Amazon < $50 - Page 8 4113017228 Just get one. You know you want to.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:07 am

Fuck you guys. I am going to stand up. Here here. Anyone who buys and installs properly a $26 Luxe bidet, who is unhappy with their purchase after 4 weeks, I will send a full refund to via PayPal (sorry I don't have Venmo). So shall it be written.
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Post by The Pantry on Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:09 am

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I don’t know, to dislike someone I feel like you have to care enough to dislike them. You’re really just an username/stranger on the internet who happens to be angry, divorced, and bitter at most of the other posters here. I guess that’s what can naturally happen in one’s life when one of the most exciting things of their life is carpooling with a female coworker. Best of luck with the issues, bro.
You're in denial of your issues. You didn't answer any of the questions.

Keep being a smart azz.  Will get you nowhere as your life goes on.

Buy the cheap bidet and hire someone to install it.
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Post by Nordic on Sat Oct 12, 2019 1:05 am

The Pantry wrote:
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I don’t know, to dislike someone I feel like you have to care enough to dislike them. You’re really just an username/stranger on the internet who happens to be angry, divorced, and bitter at most of the other posters here. I guess that’s what can naturally happen in one’s life when one of the most exciting things of their life is carpooling with a female coworker. Best of luck with the issues, bro.
You're in denial of your issues. You didn't answer any of the questions.

Keep being a smart azz.  Will get you nowhere as your life goes on.

Buy the cheap bidet and hire someone to install it.

Bro. No one knows wtf your talking about (or cares). Just get the butt washer. It feels good. It will make you happy, WBH guaranty.
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Post by tGreenWay on Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:38 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Fuck you guys. I am going to stand up. Here here. Anyone who buys and installs properly a $26 Luxe bidet, who is unhappy with their purchase after 4 weeks, I will send a full refund to via PayPal (sorry I don't have Venmo). So shall it be written.

But if you stand up all the water is going to spray everywhere. That’s wasteful.
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Post by tGreenWay on Sat Oct 12, 2019 2:41 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:No it comes from your city or well water dude, same shit that comes out of your sink. There's a simple t adapter where the toilet hose goes into the wall. One hose comes out of the adapter and goes to your tank for refill after flush (status quo) and the other goes to the bidet nozzle. Simple. Easy. Clean. Effective.

If you’ve got shit coming out of your sink, then you really screwed something up during the installation. Nobody wants to brush their teeth with chunky poop water.
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Post by Nordic on Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:50 am

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote: I honestly can't think of a better purchase I've made in the past ~ 5 years. It is life altering.

The bidet 1a, this is 1b of best Amazon purchases. It is borderline orgasmic.

Ihttps://www.amazon.com/TimTam-Power-Massager-Tissue-Massage/dp/B0799LL943/ref=cm_wl_huc_item
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Post by SawGreen on Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:38 am

Nordic wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote: I honestly can't think of a better purchase I've made in the past ~ 5 years. It is life altering.

The bidet 1a, this is 1b of best Amazon purchases. It is borderline orgasmic.

https://www.amazon.com/TimTam-Power-Massager-Tissue-Massage/dp/B0799LL943/ref=cm_wl_huc_item

I'm keeping the bidet. You can keep your turbo-charged fisting machine.
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Post by Rocinante on Sat Oct 12, 2019 12:22 pm

This DSF over a fucking ass washer is the greatest thing ever.
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Post by tGreenWay on Thu Mar 12, 2020 8:37 pm



Averest Electric Soap Dispenser, Newest Infrared Automatic Soap
Been using a touchless soap dispenser at the kitchen sink for a couple of years now. Was skeptical at first but now really like using it. Given the events of the last couple of weeks, decided to put them in our bathrooms. The ones we bought are now currently unavailable, but this looks like the identical style from a different company, and it’s for less than what we paid.

Dispenser, Stainless Steel Touchless Auto Hand Soap Dispenser with Waterproof Base for Bathroom Kitchen Hotel Restaurant

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:51 pm

Just bought 2. Can you link me to some fucking soap please?
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