tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread
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Re: tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread
he let his mom down one last time..
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I have grave concerns about the survivors. Losing their mother has left some of them completely off-balance.
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Samen Kondorura, 40, was killed after the coffin fell off the funeral tower during the service for his mother Berta Kondurara on the island of Sulawesi.
Samen Kondorura?
More like Samen Droppedhismama.
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the video was uplifting until the very end when it all became too heavy.
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this is why you just go with the basic, stuff the dead person and pose them on a motorcycle, visitation.
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goodbar wrote:the video was uplifting until the very end when it all became too heavy.
7/10
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote:
heavy..
She (not) ain't heavy, she's my mother.
OMG
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Mom’s still smothering her kid even after she’s dead.
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Re: tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread
Reminded me. Who was the dude back at tTurd that posted the vid of the crazy chick jumping on top of a corpse in a coffin?goodbar wrote:this is why you just go with the basic, stuff the dead person and pose them on a motorcycle, visitation.
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The Pantry wrote:Reminded me. Who was the dude back at tTurd that posted the vid of the crazy chick jumping on top of a corpse in a coffin?goodbar wrote:this is why you just go with the basic, stuff the dead person and pose them on a motorcycle, visitation.
That sounds like a JYD thing.
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Yep, that's it. Thread was funny as hell.Floyd Robertson wrote:The Pantry wrote:
Reminded me. Who was the dude back at tTurd that posted the vid of the crazy chick jumping on top of a corpse in a coffin?
That sounds like a JYD thing.
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If the dude had just crawled into his mom’s casket like a normal person he’d be alive today.
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Hey, did you guys know tJYD was a contestant on The Price Is Right?
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Re: tOfficial: Especially grisly ways to die thread
Hungry, Hungry Hippo
TBF, it doesn't specify how the death occurred, snapped in half by jaws of death or trampled but does it really matter?
TBF, it doesn't specify how the death occurred, snapped in half by jaws of death or trampled but does it really matter?
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Hungry, Hungry Hippo
TBF, it doesn't specify how the death occurred, snapped in half by jaws of death or trampled but does it really matter?
A half-hour later, Mr. Hippo was hungry again.
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tGreenWay wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote:Hungry, Hungry Hippo
TBF, it doesn't specify how the death occurred, snapped in half by jaws of death or trampled but does it really matter?
A half-hour later, Mr. Hippo was hungry again.
Usually happens after Chow Mein.
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Floyd Robertson wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
A half-hour later, Mr. Hippo was hungry again.
Usually happens after Chow Mein.
In this case, it was chow man.
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Speaking of chow again...
'It dragged her in the water': Golfer called 911 to report alligator attack that killed woman
Tug-of-war over the dog's leash between the lady and the gator.
'It dragged her in the water': Golfer called 911 to report alligator attack that killed woman
Tug-of-war over the dog's leash between the lady and the gator.
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Man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy
Grisly, grizzly, whatever.
Grisly, grizzly, whatever.
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Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I can't find a clip of it, but from Six Feet Under, every episode started with someone dying. In one episode there was a guy working on an industrial sized dough mixer. The machine got turned on while he was inside it. He got... mixed.
Hey, I found it. Is that a young Dennis from Always Sunny?
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Floyd Robertson wrote: Man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy
Grisly, grizzly, whatever.
Gristly
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Floyd Robertson wrote: Man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy
Grisly, grizzly, whatever.
Just what America needs: Bears on meth.
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Six Feet Under is possibly my favorite show ever.Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Watch Out Pylon! wrote:I can't find a clip of it, but from Six Feet Under, every episode started with someone dying. In one episode there was a guy working on an industrial sized dough mixer. The machine got turned on while he was inside it. He got... mixed.
Hey, I found it. Is that a young Dennis from Always Sunny?
Some very memorable opening scenes.
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Robert J Sakimano wrote:Six Feet Under is possibly my favorite show ever.Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Hey, I found it. Is that a young Dennis from Always Sunny?
Some very memorable opening scenes.
Also this.
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tGreenWay wrote:Floyd Robertson wrote: Man died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear at national park: autopsy
Grisly, grizzly, whatever.
Just what America needs: Bears on meth.
The bears in Florida have been hooked on bath salts for years.
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Turtleneck wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
Just what America needs: Bears on meth.
The bears in Florida have been hooked on bath salts for years.
Wish they’d get hooked on baths. Ever smell a Florida bear? Hoo-wee!
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Man who fell into large tank of sulfuric acid at metro Detroit facility dies
Don't google pics of sulfuric acid burns. Please, I'm begging you.
Don't google pics of sulfuric acid burns. Please, I'm begging you.
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Floyd Robertson wrote: Man who fell into large tank of sulfuric acid at metro Detroit facility dies
Don't google pics of sulfuric acid burns. Please, I'm begging you.
Heard this story today. WOW. Crazy. First, sulfuric acid. Not good. Second, the tank he fell into was 160 degrees. Also not good. At this point I am happy for the guy that he passed, because his life after this would have stopped.
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Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
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I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
Ya know... dude could probably get any chick onto his yacht... but that little piece of indecisiveness when it came to showing the goods could probably be the downfall to everything.
And if you got billions, why not purchase a big wang too. I probably would.
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I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
So, em, anyway, how does this surgery work? Asking for a friend.
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DWags wrote:I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
So, em, anyway, how does this surgery work? Asking for a friend.
Apparently there are some risks.....
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DWags wrote:I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
So, em, anyway, how does this surgery work? Asking for a friend.
When you find out, please let me know. Asking for myself.
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DWags wrote:I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
So, em, anyway, how does this surgery work? Asking for a friend.
Not to self: prolly NSFW....
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DWags wrote:I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
So, em, anyway, how does this surgery work? Asking for a friend.
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AvgMSUJoe wrote:I.B. Fine wrote:Like at 65 any woman cared how big a billionaires schlong was.....
Billionaire, 65, dies during penis enlargement surgery
Ya know... dude could probably get any chick onto his yacht... but that little piece of indecisiveness when it came to showing the goods could probably be the downfall to everything.
And if you got billions, why not purchase a big wang too. I probably would.
Assuming he didn't just become at billionaire overnight, you wonder why he pulled the trigger at 65. Why not get it 10 years ago?
Poor guy didn't even go out with a bang.
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Lookout Below...
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Floyd Robertson wrote:Lookout Below...
The price of admission to the Grand Canyon just dropped.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-47843999
Poacher got some instant karma.
Poacher got some instant karma.
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She fell into an industrial-size meat grinder.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/food-processing-plant-employee-killed-after-falling-industrial-sized-meat-n998026
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/food-processing-plant-employee-killed-after-falling-industrial-sized-meat-n998026
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