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Post by The Pantry on 2020-05-13, 12:15

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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-05-13, 13:17

Bill Cain wrote:
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Ah, the perils of having a needle dick...

It’s actually average...maybe even slightly above average in circumference. It’s just abnormal to be this long yet so skinny.
There’s nothing wrong with it.

I was too distant. I don’t think I was that interested, oh well. I have a new girl that I got digits from

Is this slang for UPC?
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-05-13, 17:11

Can we get one of your other characters? Didn’t you have a really flamboyant gay dude? I’d rather have him here than Bill Cain.
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-05-15, 09:14

The kid is so annoying as fuck today. The husband and I both have work shit to get done. And we were hoping to do it a little early to be outside. But that doesn’t look likely.
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Post by DWags on 2020-05-15, 12:57

Dendrobates wrote:The kid is so annoying as fuck today. The husband and I both have work shit to get done. And we were hoping to do it a little early to be outside. But that doesn’t look likely.


Obviously, not right now, and not for a couple of years, probably 3 or so, but in the future, you will see how having two is a blessing in many ways. They will entertain each other, and they will help each other. In the summers, if my wife and I were doing outside yard work, and the girls were 6 and 3, our 6 year old could be the teacher or the store owner or the theatre owner or the cat or dog or whatever the three year old wanted, in the house for a while and we didn't have any major issues. If you have a playroom, and you and the husband work from home, you have one monitor down there, and work away at the computer. That, however, won't be for a while. I also have two girls, and I can't speak for families who have two boys or a boy girl mix and how that would play out. Two girls were great.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-05-15, 13:10

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Yeah I was gonna say...'2 girls' seems like a key in that equation.

Mine go alternately from being buddies to in an absolute war, he antagonizes the shit out of her, she loses it and starts hauling off on him, he pushes/hits back and then it's a crying fit because older brother hit me.
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Post by DWags on 2020-05-15, 13:13

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Random Ramblings - Page 28 502811600 Random Ramblings - Page 28 502811600

Yeah I was gonna say...'2 girls' seems like a key in that equation.

Mine go alternately from being buddies to in an absolute war, he antagonizes the shit out of her, she loses it and starts hauling off on him, he pushes/hits back and then it's a crying fit because older brother hit me.

I hear two boys are even worse, that's why I qualified it. However, I do know couples that have the girl boy who also think it's better, but now, sitting here thinking about those couples, the girl is the oldest. I wonder if that has something to do with it. Probably does.
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-05-15, 18:47

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Dendrobates wrote:The kid is so annoying as fuck today. The husband and I both have work shit to get done. And we were hoping to do it a little early to be outside. But that doesn’t look likely.


Obviously, not right now, and not for a couple of years, probably 3 or so, but in the future, you will see how having two is a blessing in many ways. They will entertain each other, and they will help each other. In the summers, if my wife and I were doing outside yard work, and the girls were 6 and 3, our 6 year old could be the teacher or the store owner or the theatre owner or the cat or dog or whatever the three year old wanted, in the house for a while and we didn't have any major issues. If you have a playroom, and you and the husband work from home, you have one monitor down there, and work away at the computer. That, however, won't be for a while. I also have two girls, and I can't speak for families who have two boys or a boy girl mix and how that would play out. Two girls were great.

That's what everyone keeps telling me. I have a ways to go though. She's already rebelling and the baby isnt even close to being here at.

She pissed right in tbe sunroom (she's never once missed peeing in the potty with no pants on). It was a matter of fact statement. Like oh you were drinking that? Here's some sand in it, kind of attitude.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-05-16, 13:13

How many twins do you think got switched up accidently within the first year of life and just never know
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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-05-17, 13:34

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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-05-17, 13:48

I wouldn't want to touch that thing, either.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-05-17, 14:50

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I wouldn't want to touch that thing, either.

Talking from experience, eh?
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-05-17, 15:32

CORNER BLITZ wrote:How many twins do you think got switched up accidently within the first year of life and just never know

I never thought of that. I heard if people using colored ribbons tied on their ankles or wrists to help tell them apart.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-05-18, 11:14

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Post by Rocinante on 2020-05-18, 12:56

They tried it. ┬áDidn’t go well.

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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-05-22, 12:24

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It hurts, but it’s fair.
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-05-22, 13:02

How dare my work actually make me work a lot on the Friday before a holiday weekend. The gall of them. Sheesh
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-05-23, 22:57

Worked from home for 2 weeks when this shit first started. Got laid off and collected funemployment for 8 weeks. Got called back work, from home, starting this coming Tuesday. While it's cool things are apparently ramping up again, I'm gonna miss not getting up whenever I feel like it...somewhere between 10 and noon mostly.

First week back is gonna be rough getting my body clock back in sync to 6am. Badly in need of a haircut. At least we don't do any face-to-face on Teams or Webex.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-05-23, 23:08

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