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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-04, 16:57

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thank you, Good Sir.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-05, 10:45

children in cages
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-05, 10:48

Mio Nip-n-Sip
Holy Father Church of Christ
Where I Spend My Time
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-05, 10:50

(back to the limerick)

there once was a man who made pies
who didn't mind christian lies
he would bake a dessert
his feelings would get hurt
and off of the message board he flies

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 12:43

there once was a man from Mio
who seemed like a decent guy-o
his temper was quick
his patience not thick
so he soon went goodbye-o

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:00

troops troops troops troops troops
troops troops troops troops troops troops troops
troops troops troops troops troops
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:05

the child must be born
all god's children deserve life
love executions
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:09

there once was an angry old man
he was also a Spartan fan
he would shout "Go Green"
in support of his team
just don't ask him about the Koran


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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:16

the once was a guy on the board
fruit-filled pies he would horde
he loved him some Trump
and if you called Mio a dump
it would strike a most unpleasant cord
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:24

there once was a guy from Oscoda
who would sip a Faygo soda
laughs at Trump were had
it made him really mad
so he decided to hit the road-a

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:33

когда-то был человек по имени Гость
кто пришел в tSwill с большим интересом
он часто злился
на веселье
до одного дня он ушел в знак протеста

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:37

there once was a fella named Guest
who loved TV news the best
he would always tune in
to Make America Great Again
the citizens of Mio are blessed

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 14:45

guest was born in a small town
and he lives in a small town
he'll probably die in a small town
don't say a fuckin' word about the small town
or he'll get mad and leave

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 15:15

Mio is a place of pure splendor
it's known for the faint and tender
from its old rocking chairs
to its charming street fairs
it's a favorite of processed meat vendors

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-02-11, 15:43

Guest! I tried some of your cherry jam. Shit is good, yo!
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 15:50

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Guest! I tried some of your cherry jam. Shit is good, yo!
do you happen to know the added sugar content??

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 15:55

there once was a guy who made jam
into it fruits he would cram
it was supposedly good
but mock Trump we would
as such, he decided to scram
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-02-11, 15:56

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Guest! I tried some of your cherry jam. Shit is good, yo!
do you happen to know the added sugar content??


I'm going to guess "a fuckton". Will report back when I check the jar tonight.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-02-11, 15:57

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Here's the ingredient list. #2 behind cherries. Probably a teaspoon per cherry.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-11, 20:24

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 20200210

Here's the ingredient list. #2 behind cherries. Probably a teaspoon per cherry.
thanks man.

Sugar - esp added sugar - is the devil.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-13, 08:33

racist bigoted
build the wall hate brown people
eat more apple pie

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-13, 08:35

there once was a guy who made pies
who loved Trump, along with his lies
there were no folks of brown
living in his town
so Trump does no wrong in his eyes
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-13, 13:07

Guest was a most wonderful cook
his fruit-filled pies, so good they would look
he was a nice enough guy
loved when Trump would lie
then get irate when you called him a crook
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-13, 13:46

Guest was a grumpy old man
he was also a huge Trump fan
on this board he would seethe
'til it came time to leave
now he eats beans from a can
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-13, 13:52

Guest took his message boardin' quite serious
it would often leave him delirious
he would go into a rage
not healthy for his age
he found us somewhat deleterious
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-02-13, 15:51

Good work outta you Bob.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-13, 17:16

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Good work outta you Bob.
thanks, man.

I don't do well with idle time.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-02-14, 10:34

Thinking about renaming this thread to "Bob writes a sonnet for Guest"
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 10:39

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Thinking about renaming this thread to "Bob writes a sonnet for Guest"
do it.

(just don't delete the Guest manifesto - I reread that periodically, as it's better than any late-night TV monologue/rant).

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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-02-14, 10:40

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Thinking about renaming this thread to "Bob writes a sonnet for Guest"
do it.

(just don't delete the Guest manifesto - I reread that periodically, as it's better than any late-night TV monologue/rant).


Do you have a link to where that is at? I want to re-read it myself but have no idea where it's at.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 10:42

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:do it.

(just don't delete the Guest manifesto - I reread that periodically, as it's better than any late-night TV monologue/rant).


Do you have a link to where that is at? I want to re-read it myself but have no idea where it's at.
it's the very first post in this thread.. he emailed someone and asked them to post it here, apparently - tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 502811600  - it's an absolutely classic and straight out of the mainstream media talking points 'ol Guest was also so clued into. He even refers to posts/posting styles that made him sad and decide to leave.

I hope he's okay - if he can't handle being at tSwill, I'm happy that he dismissed himself and hope he has peace. I know he reads this thread, though - which is at least a small inspiration in my poetic outreach.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-02-14, 10:46

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:

Do you have a link to where that is at? I want to re-read it myself but have no idea where it's at.
it's the very first post in this thread.. he emailed someone and asked them to post it here, apparently - tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 502811600  - it's an absolutely classic and straight out of the mainstream media talking points 'ol Guest was also so clued into. He even refers to posts/posting styles that made him sad and decide to leave.

I hope he's okay - if he can't handle being at tSwill, I'm happy that he dismissed himself and hope he has peace. I know he reads this thread, though - which is at least a small inspiration in my poetic outreach.

God damn I'm dumb. Thank you sir. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 502811600
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 10:50

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:
it's the very first post in this thread.. he emailed someone and asked them to post it here, apparently - tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 502811600  - it's an absolutely classic and straight out of the mainstream media talking points 'ol Guest was also so clued into. He even refers to posts/posting styles that made him sad and decide to leave.

I hope he's okay - if he can't handle being at tSwill, I'm happy that he dismissed himself and hope he has peace. I know he reads this thread, though - which is at least a small inspiration in my poetic outreach.

God damn I'm dumb. Thank you sir. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 502811600
isn't it awesome, though??

dude hit all the high points in his post.. the little racist bigots who terrorized the brown guy at their pro-life rally.. only to have the mainstream media give him and his rich family an outlet to whine about it (shocking.. a rich white kid gets busted bullying an elderly brown guy and the mainstream media, republicans and Guest comes to his defense) tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 502811600 -  some guy I've never heard of doing something that outraged the mainstream media and Guest... whining about posts that hurt his feelings, etc.

I told him, as I've said many times, that it was gonna be a long 4 years for fans of the racist, bigoted christian sexual predator who had thin skin.. it says a lot when they're okay with children in cages but upset by posts on a message board.

oh well.. rock on, Guest.. I know you're reading. Go Green and have a good weekend. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 8 969504605
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 12:06

Guest made pies that were good of taste
in sugar and fruit they were based
he would bake in his kitchen
but then he'd start bitchin'
when we mocked his orange hero with large waist




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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 12:11

Mio is a town of great charm
whether you come from town or farm
the people are so white
there is no tempt of flight
or even own a home alarm
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-02-14, 13:05

Guest does not read this site. This site is banned on the Mio intranet and there is no access to the actual internet.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 13:30

in Mio tSwill is banned
and they say we live in a free land
if Guest cannot read
then why did the troops bleed?
might as well call it Mio-stan


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Post by DWags on 2020-02-14, 14:09

Robert J Sakimano wrote:in Mio tSwill is banned
and they say we live in a free land
if Guest cannot read
then why did the troops bleed?
might as well call it Mio-stan



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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-14, 14:18

DWags wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:in Mio tSwill is banned
and they say we live in a free land
if Guest cannot read
then why did the troops bleed?
might as well call it Mio-stan



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I have, at least, 20-25 limericks and haiku poems in the last couple of pages of this thread..

and, dammit, at least one or two of them could win "honorable mention" at the Mio Elementary School For Stunted Intellect.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-02-18, 15:08

Mio is a place of prayerful kneeling
there is no immorality, like stealing
they hold close to their god
just don't think of it as odd
it might really hurt their feelings



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