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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-05-28, 11:59

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-05-28, 12:02

I cannot vote for Biden
there is something he is hidin'
I prefer to vote for a racist
who also happens to be a rapist
I allow jesus to do my guidin'
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-05-28, 12:15

I ain't scared of no virus
we need to be very desirous
I mean, what the heck
I need my government check
I listen to Billy Ray Cyrus
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-05-28, 12:45

Mio is a diverse little town
we have blondes and hair of brown
our skin may be white
but we're equals in His sight
we will never let Trump down
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-03, 12:23

there once was a man from Mio
who loved the orange guy-o
he defends him at all costs
regardless of the lives lost
he made and sent him a pie-o


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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-05, 07:59

there once was a protest in Mio
just kidding, it was a church fish fry-o
the white folks would come
fish, they would eat some
then hug each other goodbye-o
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-07, 20:05

Top Gun is on IFC right now.

My love for him profuse
His home in Mio, he did introduce
When I watch Top Gun
I'm reminded of fun
Just wanna say "talk to me Goose" No



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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-17, 16:54

Mio does not like Big Gretch
A mask we don't wanna fetch
We call ourselves pro-life
Until we experience strife
Then our values we stretch


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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-18, 14:07

there once was a poster named Guest-o
who wrote a rambling manifesto
he watches a lot of news
it supports his political views
he seems very stressed-o
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-18, 14:16

the economy in Mio is great
folks at church fill the plate
they pray with all their might
not a brown person in sight
then they drive to ChickFila-te


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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-21, 07:19

Trump once held a rally
He spoke of a tremendous tally
Some Mio patriots went
Lots of money they spent
There were more people at the bowling alley

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Post by DWags on 2020-06-21, 09:43

Goose has emailed me recently. I believe like many our age we both kind of feel that our generation fucked up a lot. Both for various reasons. It’s how you fix the fuck ups that matters. He says hi.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-21, 09:52

Robert J Sakimano wrote:Trump once held a rally
He spoke of a tremendous tally
Some Mio patriots went
Lots of money they spent
There were more people at the bowling alley





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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-06-21, 10:13

DWags wrote:Goose has emailed me recently. I believe like many our age we both kind of feel that our generation fucked up a lot. Both for various reasons. It’s how you fix the fuck ups that matters. He says hi.

Goose is a good guy. Glad he’s doing well.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-21, 11:17

tGreenWay wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:Trump once held a rally
He spoke of a tremendous tally
Some Mio patriots went
Lots of money they spent
There were more people at the bowling alley





tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 10 502811600 These really are just the worst poems ever. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 10 1966794946
they are absolutely the worst poems imaginable.. all, like, 137 of them. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 10 502811600
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-21, 11:18

DWags wrote:Goose has emailed me recently. I believe like many our age we both kind of feel that our generation fucked up a lot. Both for various reasons. It’s how you fix the fuck ups that matters. He says hi.
tell Goose I said "wassup".. I hope hope he's in a good place.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-21, 11:31

Guest emailed from Mio
He wanted to tell us "hi"-o
He was watching"Meet The Press"
Became acutely depressed
Salty language he let fly-o

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-23, 11:19

there once was a deadly hoax
that to some was the butt of jokes
while the citizens of Oscoda
sip their orange soda
and practice their golf strokes

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-26, 12:13

Mio has an idyllic town square
COVID will never go there
children ride their bikes
such cute little tykes
all with blonde curly hair
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-26, 20:08

Top Gun just came on IFC
Mio is is a great place to be
Yes, they have Goose
And will never turn him loose
Everyone frolicks with glee

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Post by msugolfguy on 2020-06-27, 04:34

Robert J Sakimano wrote:there once was a deadly hoax
that to some was the butt of jokes
while the citizens of Oscoda
sip their orange soda
and practice their golf strokes


Do you frequent Oscoda? Because my family has a couple of cottages on Lake Huron and the Orange pop part is pretty halrious and true.
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Post by msugolfguy on 2020-06-27, 04:41

Robert J Sakimano wrote:there once was a man named Guest
the town of Mio he blessed
he would become incensed
his love of Trump, intense
he left as a form of protest


Lol. This one is good.
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Post by msugolfguy on 2020-06-27, 04:43

Robert J Sakimano wrote:когда-то был человек по имени Гость
кто пришел в tSwill с большим интересом
он часто злился
на веселье
до одного дня он ушел в знак протеста


Wtf lol
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-27, 07:07

msugolfguy wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:there once was a deadly hoax
that to some was the butt of jokes
while the citizens of Oscoda
sip their orange soda
and practice their golf strokes


Do you frequent Oscoda? Because my family has a couple of cottages on Lake Huron and the Orange pop part is pretty halrious and true.
never been. I wouldn't even know which direction it is.

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-27, 07:12

msugolfguy wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:когда-то был человек по имени Гость
кто пришел в tSwill с большим интересом
он часто злился
на веселье
до одного дня он ушел в знак протеста


Wtf lol
just one of my approximate140 Guest-inspired poems. I wrote that one in Russian as an homage to his christian patriot.
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Post by msugolfguy on 2020-06-27, 07:14

Robert J Sakimano wrote:in Mio tSwill is banned
and they say we live in a free land
if Guest cannot read
then why did the troops bleed?
might as well call it Mio-stan



Holy Bible I missed this one. Lol 😆 tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 10 1966794946
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Post by msugolfguy on 2020-06-27, 07:15

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
msugolfguy wrote:

Wtf lol
just one of my approximate140 Guest-inspired poems. I wrote that one in Russian as an homage to his christian patriot.

😆 tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 10 1966794946 😂 I'm crying. This is so funny.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-06-27, 12:48

msugolfguy wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote: just one of my approximate140 Guest-inspired poems. I wrote that one in Russian as an homage to his christian patriot.

😆 tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 10 1966794946 😂 I'm crying. This is so funny.
I suspect others are crying for different reasons.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-06, 14:53

I miss the poster named Guest
he left at his own behest
he had taken enough
of our anti-Trump stuff
with his hero we should not have messed.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-06, 15:12

Robert J Sakimano wrote:if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

I like it a lot but one call out don't people call it pop?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-06, 15:18

steveschneider wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

I like it a lot but one call out don't people call it pop?
are you really calling out the Poet Laureate of tSwill??

1. "pop" doesn't rhyme with "Oscoda".
b. stay in your lane, Bro.

Wink
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-06, 15:48

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-06, 15:58

steveschneider wrote:
if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
stop to enjoy a soda
as long as you're white
you'll get along alright
if you're not, best to stay on the road-a

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-06, 15:59

[quote="Cameron"]
steveschneider wrote:

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.[/quote
]

This is poetry not accounting.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-06, 16:02

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.

This is poetry not accounting.

Syllables, motherfucker. Your poem has the wrong amounts.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-06, 16:22

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

This is poetry not accounting.

Syllables, motherfucker. Your poem has the wrong amounts.

I was going for a beatnik thing, you have to imagine how it would sound over some jazz.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-06, 18:03

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

How about this fix?

if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda
And ask for a soda
A local might stop
And tell you 'we call it pop'
and that it's best you get it right
or you might end up in a fight.

Do you know how to count, steve?

Bob was right, leave it to the professional.
thank you.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-06, 18:05

Steve, you're more than welcome to contribute to the poetry compendium.. that's perfectly cool and it's important to keep the memory of Guest alive through our collective voice.

But it's also important to remember that the art is as unique as the individual.

Guest deserves nothing less.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-06, 18:06

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

This is poetry not accounting.

Syllables, motherfucker. Your poem has the wrong amounts.
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-07-06, 19:08

I use to enjoy this thread. It's become way to fancy for me.
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