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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Mio has a way of classin' the joint up.kingstonlake wrote:I use to enjoy this thread. It's become way to fancy for me.
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citizens of Mio are really great people
on Sunday, they gather 'neath the steeple
they hold hands and sing
homemade dishes they bring
all men are created equal
on Sunday, they gather 'neath the steeple
they hold hands and sing
homemade dishes they bring
all men are created equal
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by my count, I have authored 84 poems dedicated to Guest, Oscoda County, Mio and/or the greater metropolitan area otherwise known as the Multicultural Hub of Michigan.
I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.
as you were.
I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.
as you were.
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
How many syllables should I have used?
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Go back to elementary school.steveschneider wrote:How many syllables should I have used?
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Cameron wrote:Go back to elementary school.steveschneider wrote:How many syllables should I have used?
Sheesh thanks for the assistance. I figured since you were syllable fascist you’d be willing to help out.
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I did help out, steve, all the info you need is in that wiki entry. Unless you're so lazy you wanted me to literally copy and paste the relevant sections of the wiki for you...steveschneider wrote:Cameron wrote:
Go back to elementary school.
Sheesh thanks for the assistance. I figured since you were syllable fascist you’d be willing to help out.
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Cameron wrote:I did help out, steve, all the info you need is in that wiki entry. Unless you're so lazy you wanted me to literally copy and paste the relevant sections of the wiki for you...steveschneider wrote:
Sheesh thanks for the assistance. I figured since you were syllable fascist you’d be willing to help out.
I looked over your link. Thanks, one call out it doesn't really specify how many syllables you are supposed to have and there's no hard rule. You have to stick to the rhyme scheme for a Limerick. I think you were thinking of a Haiku which is kind of odd since you came off as a poetry expert.
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What is a Limerick?
A humorous, bawdy, child-like rhyme
Rules
A limerick must be exactly 5 lines
The lines must follow the AABBA rhyme scheme
The 1st & 2nd lines must rhyme
The 3rd & 4th lines must rhyme
The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7–9 syllables
The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5–7 syllables
Looks like it's just a suggestion not a guideline. I think you were thinking of Haiku, for Limerick you really want to focus on the rhyme scheme not the syllable count.
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steveschneider wrote:
What is a Limerick?
  A humorous, bawdy, child-like rhyme
Rules
  A limerick must be exactly 5 lines
  The lines must follow the AABBA rhyme scheme
    The 1st & 2nd lines must rhyme
    The 3rd & 4th lines must rhyme
    The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
  The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
    The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7–9 syllables
    The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5–7 syllables
Looks like it's just a suggestion not a guideline. I think you were thinking of Haiku, for Limerick you really want to focus on the rhyme scheme not the syllable count.
The fact that you keep bringing up haiku as if it were the only form of poetry in which the number of syllables matters is extremely telling. I'm far from a poetry expert, but you clearly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
Let's break down your piece of shit poem real quick.
(A) if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda (13)
(A) And ask for a soda (6)
(B) A local might stop (5)
(B) And tell you 'we call it pop' (7)
(A) and that it's best you get it right (8)
(A) or you might end up in a fight. (8)
First of all, it's AABBA, not AABBAA, you idiot. Second, setting aside whether there is a hard and fast rule about the number of syllables per line, the A lines should have the same amount of syllables as one another, or at least close to it, not 13 in one and 6 in the next. It's so obvious that it should go without saying, but you're a special kind of stupid.
Fucking steve...
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Cameron wrote:steveschneider wrote:
What is a Limerick?
  A humorous, bawdy, child-like rhyme
Rules
  A limerick must be exactly 5 lines
  The lines must follow the AABBA rhyme scheme
    The 1st & 2nd lines must rhyme
    The 3rd & 4th lines must rhyme
    The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
  The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
    The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7–9 syllables
    The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5–7 syllables
Looks like it's just a suggestion not a guideline. I think you were thinking of Haiku, for Limerick you really want to focus on the rhyme scheme not the syllable count.
The fact that you keep bringing up haiku as if it were the only form of poetry in which the number of syllables matters is extremely telling. I'm far from a poetry expert, but you clearly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
Let's break down your piece of shit poem real quick.
(A) if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda (13)
(A) And ask for a soda (6)
(B) A local might stop (5)
(B) And tell you 'we call it pop' (7)
(A) and that it's best you get it right (8)
(A) or you might end up in a fight. (8)
First of all, it's AABBA, not AABBAA, you idiot. Second, setting aside whether there is a hard and fast rule about the number of syllables per line, the A lines should have the same amount of syllables as one another, or at least close to it, not 13 in one and 6 in the next. It's so obvious that it should go without saying, but you're a special kind of stupid.
Fucking steve...
I told you from the get go that I wasn’t shooting for a limerick or a haiku and that I was going for a beatnik thing. It’s free jazz and a rebellion against form. You keep trying to lump me into a form that I am rejecting.
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
There once was a dumbass named steve,
And everyone wished he would leave
But steve just said "no,
I don't think I'll go,"
And now that is why we all grieve
And everyone wished he would leave
But steve just said "no,
I don't think I'll go,"
And now that is why we all grieve
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Hey now.. running folks off isn't in the spirit of this thread.
Heck, had Guest not had to leave to participate in self-care, we never would've gotten his manifesto and we never would've gotten this thread about maniGuesto.
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
There once was a drunk poster
That got hotter than an oven roaster
When I wrote a poem that broke a few rules
He barked out hey that's not cool
If you think I took his guidance not so fast
That fascist can take his poetry rules and shove 'em up his ass!
That got hotter than an oven roaster
When I wrote a poem that broke a few rules
He barked out hey that's not cool
If you think I took his guidance not so fast
That fascist can take his poetry rules and shove 'em up his ass!
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Steve doesn't comprehend meter,
So he makes up his own rules, the cheater
When all's said and done,
He's fooling no one,
He's a doddering, balding shit eater
So he makes up his own rules, the cheater
When all's said and done,
He's fooling no one,
He's a doddering, balding shit eater
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Alright, very funny. ha ha....I can take a hint. You don't want me here. Fine I am leaving this fucking place. You will never hear from me again. I am DONE!!! You will never see the likes of me here again. Ciao!
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
I want kids to go to schools
otherwise, we're raising fools
I suddenly support education
they need to end their vacation
pay no attention to the CDC rules
otherwise, we're raising fools
I suddenly support education
they need to end their vacation
pay no attention to the CDC rules
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Ghislaine was a child rape recruiter
She took kids to their sex abuser
The kids finally would tell
Guest's christian hero wishes her well
Mio's library has exactly one computer
She took kids to their sex abuser
The kids finally would tell
Guest's christian hero wishes her well
Mio's library has exactly one computer
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per his manifesto, I know Guest was a big fan of the little bigoted kid who bullied the elderly Native American man in DC a year or two ago..
great news for white kids in America!! Â
it's downright refreshing to know that America is still a country where a white kid can whine enough, get mommy and daddy to hire a bunch of lawyers and then become rich.....
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great news for white kids in America!! Â
Nick Sandmann, the student from Covington Catholic High School who went viral after wearing a Make America Great Again hat, tweeted today that he and the Washington Post settled the defamation lawsuit that he filed in early 2019.
it's downright refreshing to know that America is still a country where a white kid can whine enough, get mommy and daddy to hire a bunch of lawyers and then become rich.....
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
there once was a man called Guest
who loved him some Trump the best
he supported him in 2016
he can't wait to do the same thing
in a few more months so he can rest
who loved him some Trump the best
he supported him in 2016
he can't wait to do the same thing
in a few more months so he can rest
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the virus is nothing but a hoax
Hillary and Biden are jokes
I don't know a single guy-o
who has died from it in Mio
we are all very healthy folks
Hillary and Biden are jokes
I don't know a single guy-o
who has died from it in Mio
we are all very healthy folks
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the government can't tell me what to do
I love my freedom, too
except with the unborn
at which, I'm torn
I need the government to come through
I love my freedom, too
except with the unborn
at which, I'm torn
I need the government to come through
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Re: tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread
Robert J Sakimano wrote:by my count, I have authored 84 poems dedicated to Guest, Oscoda County, Mio and/or the greater metropolitan area otherwise known as the Multicultural Hub of Michigan.
I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.
as you were.
We have another Walt Whitman in our midst?
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Who’s the first Walt Whitman?
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aww shucks.Jake from State Farm wrote:Robert J Sakimano wrote:by my count, I have authored 84 poems dedicated to Guest, Oscoda County, Mio and/or the greater metropolitan area otherwise known as the Multicultural Hub of Michigan.
I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.
as you were.
We have another Walt Whitman in our midst?
I know Guest reads the board so it's my way of letting him know I miss him.
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Whitmer, Demmings or Rice
Guest doesn't have to think twice
Warren, Duckworth or Harris
would do nothing more than embarrass
they all hate our savior, Jesus Christ
Guest doesn't have to think twice
Warren, Duckworth or Harris
would do nothing more than embarrass
they all hate our savior, Jesus Christ
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there once was a man named Guest-o
who penned a thoughtful manifest-o
he had it posted at tSwill
think of it what you will
when I read it, I think we're blessed-o
who penned a thoughtful manifest-o
he had it posted at tSwill
think of it what you will
when I read it, I think we're blessed-o
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Trump protects Mio from the blacks
that's why they cheer his attacks
on the color of their skin
they'll always stay with him
'cause they know he has their backs
that's why they cheer his attacks
on the color of their skin
they'll always stay with him
'cause they know he has their backs
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there once was a man named Guest
who loved the 'pro life' stance the best
he supported the death penalty
which always seemed odd to me
the virus is a hoax, I guess
who loved the 'pro life' stance the best
he supported the death penalty
which always seemed odd to me
the virus is a hoax, I guess
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Bob you need to make a goodyear poem.
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Guest always defended his hero
when it comes to faults, Trump has 'zero'
rape, corruption, assault and fraud
Trump is a humble man of god
Guest decided not to stay here-o
when it comes to faults, Trump has 'zero'
rape, corruption, assault and fraud
Trump is a humble man of god
Guest decided not to stay here-o
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its the week of the Republican National Convention
one of the Lord's greatest inventions
Guest gets to tune in
as he supports Trump again
children are locked in cages in centers of detention
one of the Lord's greatest inventions
Guest gets to tune in
as he supports Trump again
children are locked in cages in centers of detention
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I had a bit of free time today, so I went back and found this, the first limerick Bob posted in this thread. It was posted on January 30, 2020, at which time Goose had been gone about 11 months.Robert J Sakimano wrote:there once was a poster named Guest
who lived in the upper Midwest
he would get really sad
then get really mad
'cause he loved Trump the best
#LimericksAboutGuest
Bob, in all seriousness, you need to seek professional help.
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a) I enjoy writing poetry.Cameron wrote:I had a bit of free time today, so I went back and found this, the first limerick Bob posted in this thread. It was posted on January 30, 2020, at which time Goose had been gone about 11 months.Robert J Sakimano wrote:there once was a poster named Guest
who lived in the upper Midwest
he would get really sad
then get really mad
'cause he loved Trump the best
#LimericksAboutGuest
Bob, in all seriousness, you need to seek professional help.
b) thanks for reading.
c) I will always keep Guest's memory alive.
d) you're not the first person to tell me I need professional help.
e) this is a weird, yet flattering way to nominate me as Poet Laureate of tSwill.
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There once was a guy named Falwell
Who loved to watch his wife be nailed
He was respected in Mio
He was not shy-o
He loved a Jesus bible tale
Who loved to watch his wife be nailed
He was respected in Mio
He was not shy-o
He loved a Jesus bible tale
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Guest is tuned into his convention
he loves their religious intention
locking children in cages
white supremacist rages
178,000+ deaths they fail to mention
he loves their religious intention
locking children in cages
white supremacist rages
178,000+ deaths they fail to mention
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there once was a man named Guest
whose patience, you must not test
he loved his hero
and his tolerance was zero
the town of Mio is blessed
whose patience, you must not test
he loved his hero
and his tolerance was zero
the town of Mio is blessed
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all of Mio is white
when things go 'bump' in the night
they reach for their gun
and out the door they run
in a horrifying state of fright
when things go 'bump' in the night
they reach for their gun
and out the door they run
in a horrifying state of fright
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