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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-07, 05:35

kingstonlake wrote:I use to enjoy this thread. It's become way to fancy for me.
Mio has a way of classin' the joint up.
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-07, 08:49

citizens of Mio are really great people
on Sunday, they gather 'neath the steeple
they hold hands and sing
homemade dishes they bring
all men are created equal

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-07, 09:13

by my count, I have authored 84 poems dedicated to Guest, Oscoda County, Mio and/or the greater metropolitan area otherwise known as the Multicultural Hub of Michigan.

I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.

as you were.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 09:30

How many syllables should I have used?
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 12:31

steveschneider wrote:How many syllables should I have used?
Go back to elementary school.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 12:44

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:How many syllables should I have used?
Go back to elementary school.

Sheesh thanks for the assistance. I figured since you were syllable fascist you’d be willing to help out.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 13:04

steveschneider wrote:

Sheesh thanks for the assistance. I figured since you were syllable fascist you’d be willing to help out.
I did help out, steve, all the info you need is in that wiki entry. Unless you're so lazy you wanted me to literally copy and paste the relevant sections of the wiki for you...
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 14:01

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

Sheesh thanks for the assistance. I figured since you were syllable fascist you’d be willing to help out.
I did help out, steve, all the info you need is in that wiki entry. Unless you're so lazy you wanted me to literally copy and paste the relevant sections of the wiki for you...

I looked over your link. Thanks, one call out it doesn't really specify how many syllables you are supposed to have and there's no hard rule. You have to stick to the rhyme scheme for a Limerick. I think you were thinking of a Haiku which is kind of odd since you came off as a poetry expert.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 16:23

Jesus Christ, steve, here:
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 16:29

Cameron wrote:Jesus Christ, steve, here:
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What is a Limerick?

A humorous, bawdy, child-like rhyme

Rules

A limerick must be exactly 5 lines
The lines must follow the AABBA rhyme scheme
The 1st & 2nd lines must rhyme
The 3rd & 4th lines must rhyme
The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7–9 syllables
The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5–7 syllables

Looks like it's just a suggestion not a guideline. I think you were thinking of Haiku, for Limerick you really want to focus on the rhyme scheme not the syllable count.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 16:40

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:Jesus Christ, steve, here:
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What is a Limerick?

   A humorous, bawdy, child-like rhyme

Rules

   A limerick must be exactly 5 lines
   The lines must follow the AABBA rhyme scheme
       The 1st & 2nd lines must rhyme
       The 3rd & 4th lines must rhyme
       The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
   The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
       The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7–9 syllables
       The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5–7 syllables

Looks like it's just a suggestion not a guideline. I think you were thinking of Haiku, for Limerick you really want to focus on the rhyme scheme not the syllable count.

The fact that you keep bringing up haiku as if it were the only form of poetry in which the number of syllables matters is extremely telling. I'm far from a poetry expert, but you clearly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Let's break down your piece of shit poem real quick.

(A) if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda (13)
(A) And ask for a soda (6)
(B) A local might stop (5)
(B) And tell you 'we call it pop' (7)
(A) and that it's best you get it right (8)
(A) or you might end up in a fight. (8)

First of all, it's AABBA, not AABBAA, you idiot. Second, setting aside whether there is a hard and fast rule about the number of syllables per line, the A lines should have the same amount of syllables as one another, or at least close to it, not 13 in one and 6 in the next. It's so obvious that it should go without saying, but you're a special kind of stupid.

Fucking steve...
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 17:58

Cameron wrote:
steveschneider wrote:

What is a Limerick?

   A humorous, bawdy, child-like rhyme

Rules

   A limerick must be exactly 5 lines
   The lines must follow the AABBA rhyme scheme
       The 1st & 2nd lines must rhyme
       The 3rd & 4th lines must rhyme
       The 5th line must rhyme with the 1st
   The A lines have more words and syllables than the B lines
       The 1st, 2nd, & 5th lines usually have 7–9 syllables
       The 3rd & 4th lines usually have 5–7 syllables

Looks like it's just a suggestion not a guideline. I think you were thinking of Haiku, for Limerick you really want to focus on the rhyme scheme not the syllable count.

The fact that you keep bringing up haiku as if it were the only form of poetry in which the number of syllables matters is extremely telling. I'm far from a poetry expert, but you clearly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Let's break down your piece of shit poem real quick.

(A) if you ever stop in the county of Oscoda (13)
(A) And ask for a soda (6)
(B) A local might stop (5)
(B) And tell you 'we call it pop' (7)
(A) and that it's best you get it right (8)
(A) or you might end up in a fight. (8)

First of all, it's AABBA, not AABBAA, you idiot. Second, setting aside whether there is a hard and fast rule about the number of syllables per line, the A lines should have the same amount of syllables as one another, or at least close to it, not 13 in one and 6 in the next. It's so obvious that it should go without saying, but you're a special kind of stupid.

Fucking steve...

I told you from the get go that I wasn’t shooting for a limerick or a haiku and that I was going for a beatnik thing. It’s free jazz and a rebellion against form. You keep trying to lump me into a form that I am rejecting.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 18:01

There once was a dumbass named steve,
And everyone wished he would leave
But steve just said "no,
I don't think I'll go,"
And now that is why we all grieve
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-07, 19:16

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Hey now.. running folks off isn't in the spirit of this thread.

Heck, had Guest not had to leave to participate in self-care, we never would've gotten his manifesto and we never would've gotten this thread about maniGuesto.
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 19:24

There once was a drunk poster
That got hotter than an oven roaster
When I wrote a poem that broke a few rules
He barked out hey that's not cool
If you think I took his guidance not so fast
That fascist can take his poetry rules and shove 'em up his ass!
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 19:50

Steve doesn't comprehend meter,
So he makes up his own rules, the cheater
When all's said and done,
He's fooling no one,
He's a doddering, balding shit eater
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-07-07, 20:13

Alright, very funny. ha ha....I can take a hint. You don't want me here. Fine I am leaving this fucking place. You will never hear from me again. I am DONE!!! You will never see the likes of me here again. tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 11 1896033241 tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 11 1896033241 Ciao!
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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-07, 20:37

If only...
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-20, 12:09

I want kids to go to schools
otherwise, we're raising fools
I suddenly support education
they need to end their vacation
pay no attention to the CDC rules
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-22, 15:19

Ghislaine was a child rape recruiter
She took kids to their sex abuser
The kids finally would tell
Guest's christian hero wishes her well
Mio's library has exactly one computer
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-24, 13:17

per his manifesto, I know Guest was a big fan of the little bigoted kid who bullied the elderly Native American man in DC a year or two ago..

great news for white kids in America!!  

Nick Sandmann, the student from Covington Catholic High School who went viral after wearing a Make America Great Again hat, tweeted today that he and the Washington Post settled the defamation lawsuit that he filed in early 2019.

it's downright refreshing to know that America is still a country where a white kid can whine enough, get mommy and daddy to hire a bunch of lawyers and then become rich.....tOfficial Bob misses Goose thread aka Come Back Goose thread  - Page 11 502811600

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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-07-31, 14:56

there once was a man called Guest
who loved him some Trump the best
he supported him in 2016
he can't wait to do the same thing
in a few more months so he can rest
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-08-03, 10:15

the virus is nothing but a hoax
Hillary and Biden are jokes
I don't know a single guy-o
who has died from it in Mio
we are all very healthy folks
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-08-03, 10:23

the government can't tell me what to do
I love my freedom, too
except with the unborn
at which, I'm torn
I need the government to come through
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2020-08-03, 13:05

Robert J Sakimano wrote:by my count, I have authored 84 poems dedicated to Guest, Oscoda County, Mio and/or the greater metropolitan area otherwise known as the Multicultural Hub of Michigan.

I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.

as you were.

We have another Walt Whitman in our midst?
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-08-03, 13:29

Who’s the first Walt Whitman?
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Post by Robert J Sakimano on 2020-08-03, 13:53

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Robert J Sakimano wrote:by my count, I have authored 84 poems dedicated to Guest, Oscoda County, Mio and/or the greater metropolitan area otherwise known as the Multicultural Hub of Michigan.

I just needed to document the total so that it can be accurately reflected on my CV.

as you were.

We have another Walt Whitman in our midst?
aww shucks.

I know Guest reads the board so it's my way of letting him know I miss him.



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