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Post by Motown Spartan 2020-11-23, 20:03

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I've never used either, so no first hand/anus experience to report, but a quick google search indicates that they have different active ingredients.
Whatever.  Now, I prefer calendula salve for minor butt and skin irritations.  

***WARNING*** Don't double dip once you've stuck your finger in your crack.

Don’t you cover your entire body?
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Post by The Pantry 2020-11-23, 21:29

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Whatever.  Now, I prefer calendula salve for minor butt and skin irritations.  

***WARNING*** Don't double dip once you've stuck your finger in your crack.

Don’t you cover your entire body?
Mostly for occasional monkey butt and chaffing/tenderness in the ball/thigh/taint area during the summer months. Works wonders. Highly recommend.

Lube up your bike seat with it next spring and you'll gain 2 mph on flat ground.
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Post by steveschneider 2020-11-23, 21:51

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Had my worst bout after going home the summer after junior year.  Went to the doc and got a cream similar to what Nordic got.  Had to drive and work with the blow-up donut for two weeks.  It eventually went away.

Had a few minor flare-ups over the years butt none in probably the last twenty.  Used both prep h and anusol...they're the same except the name.  Thankfully, never needed the rubber band treatment.  

More disturbing was an enlarged prostate back in 2002...remember the year because first really noticed it on a trip downtown for the first regular season game at Ford Field.  Wasn't painful but felt like I was sitting  on a plum.  Haven't been back to Ford Field since and all is fine, except the Lions.
I've never used either, so no first hand/anus experience to report, but a quick google search indicates that they have different active ingredients.

Of course they are different ingredients, and I'm grateful on this day that my arch nemesis exposed Pantry as a Hemorrhoid Hoaxer. Pantry you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

@avgjoe Preperation H obviously has a bigger marketing budget but Anusol has a formula that works. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

@nordic wishing you good health and a clean exam.
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Post by The Pantry 2020-11-23, 22:01

steveschneider wrote:
Cameron wrote:
I've never used either, so no first hand/anus experience to report, but a quick google search indicates that they have different active ingredients.

Of course they are different ingredients, and I'm grateful on this day that my arch nemesis exposed Pantry as a Hemorrhoid Hoaxer. Pantry you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

@avgjoe Preperation H obviously has a bigger marketing budget but Anusol has a formula that works. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

@nordic wishing you good health and a clean exam.
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Post by tGreenWay 2020-11-23, 22:06

Rocinante wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you people.


Please don’t tug at that thread.
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Post by tGreenWay 2020-11-23, 22:18

Just lay out four inches of prep h and use a knife to spread it on Ritz crackers. Your fiery poop chute will disappear overnight, which is good, because you’ll be putting it to good use throughout the next day.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2020-11-23, 22:23

The Pantry wrote:
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Don’t you cover your entire body?
Mostly for occasional monkey butt and chaffing/tenderness in the ball/thigh/taint area during the summer months. Works wonders. Highly recommend.

Lube up your bike seat with it next spring and you'll gain 2 mph on flat ground.

Next spring? How about tomorrow? There’s no off-season in life!
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2020-11-24, 09:34

Rocinante wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Hemorrhoids.
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Post by steveschneider 2020-11-24, 09:37

Yeah, some of you gave way too much information in this thread.
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Post by DWags 2020-11-24, 09:40

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:What the fuck is wrong with you people.


Please don’t tug at that thread.

He can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2020-11-24, 09:46

steveschneider wrote:Yeah, some of you gave way too much information in this thread.
More than the "what you do during pooping" thread?

See, this is medical... that is a choice.
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Post by Turtleneck 2020-11-24, 10:23

I thought the sharing peaked with bumping the "I shit myself" thread, but I see we have yet to reach the sharing summit. Although, it does seem very human to hit a certain age and then share with everybody all of things your body does (or does not do).
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Post by Nordic 2020-11-24, 10:43

What's a little butt talk amongst strangers  Hemorrhoids  - Page 2 2599972566
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Post by AvgMSUJoe 2020-11-24, 10:43

My junk works without pharma aid....(just wanted to throw that out there.)
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2020-11-24, 10:50

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Post by Nordic 2020-11-24, 11:47

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I stand corrected...

"Theres such a thing called to much butt talk and a fella outta be aware of it"
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2020-11-24, 13:13

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Post by Cameron 2020-11-24, 13:28

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Bag-les. Fuckin' Canadians. Hemorrhoids  - Page 2 502811600
He Britta'd it.
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Post by tGreenWay 2020-11-24, 14:33

Turtleneck wrote:I thought the sharing peaked with bumping the "I shit myself" thread, but I see we have yet to reach the sharing summit. Although, it does seem very human to hit a certain age and then share with everybody all of things your body does (or does not do).



You share poop? That’s disgusting.
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Post by Dendrobates 2020-11-24, 21:20

Awe look at the closeness of everyone. This really is a family.

Luckily mine went down. A mix of continous prep H, hormone levels leveling out, and no longer a baby trying to escape out myasshole. And yes... they little kick and punch you in the ass from the inside out.
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Post by Motown Spartan 2020-11-24, 21:21

Dendrobates wrote:Awe look at the closeness of everyone. This really is a family.

Luckily mine went down. A mix of continous prep H, hormone levels leveling out, and no longer a baby trying to escape out myasshole. And yes... they little kick and punch you in the ass from the inside out.

You know they don’t come out of your asshole, right?
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Post by MSU addict 2020-11-24, 22:07

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Awe look at the closeness of everyone. This really is a family.

Luckily mine went down. A mix of continous prep H, hormone levels leveling out,  and no longer a baby trying to escape out myasshole. And yes... they little kick and punch you in the ass from the inside out.

You know they don’t come out of your asshole, right?
Maybe the baby was confused and thus the C section.
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