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Post by tGreenWay 2018-03-09, 19:49

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So, you bumped this while sober and likely no drunk in your foreseeable future? In reality, you just wanted to talk about getting to massage your wife’s breasts. You should’ve posted in tOfficial Humblebrag thread.

No it's not in the fun way. I posted here to express my commitment to finding a way to get drunk.

Believe in me Greenway.

Alright, Roc, you deserve the benefit of the doubt. But while I’ve never had kids, I still maintain any hands on a woman’s bare breasts is a good thing.
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Post by Cameron 2018-03-09, 21:24

I've been mostly on the whiskey lately, forgot how much I enjoy the 100 proof Captain. Rum and cokes treating me right tonight.
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Post by Rocinante 2018-03-10, 00:28

tGreenWay wrote:
Rocinante wrote:

No it's not in the fun way. I posted here to express my commitment to finding a way to get drunk.

Believe in me Greenway.

Alright, Roc, you deserve the benefit of the doubt. But while I’ve never had kids, I still maintain any hands on a woman’s bare breasts is a good thing.

I made it!!!
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2018-03-10, 04:13

Hi fuckers!!!!!!! I love you all!!!!!!! Just kidding....
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Post by InTenSity 2018-03-18, 19:45

who's with me tonight?
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-03-18, 19:49

I am.
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Post by Nordic 2018-03-19, 00:14

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Post by InTenSity 2018-03-19, 07:58

I don't think I needed that last drink.
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2018-03-19, 08:51

InTenSity wrote:I don't think I needed that last drink.

Yeah, I could say that a few times over. I'm working from home today.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2018-03-19, 09:00

Last call would be extended to 4 a.m. on weekends, holidays in Detroit under Senate bill

This does not sound like a good idea to me, and just in one district in Detroit to maybe boost tourism?
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Post by Guest 2018-03-19, 09:04

Floyd Robertson wrote:Last call would be extended to 4 a.m. on weekends, holidays in Detroit under Senate bill

This does not sound like a good idea to me, and just in one district in Detroit to maybe boost tourism?

When I was much younger it would have been great, now it's irrelevant.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! 2018-03-19, 09:06

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Floyd Robertson wrote:Last call would be extended to 4 a.m. on weekends, holidays in Detroit under Senate bill

This does not sound like a good idea to me, and just in one district in Detroit to maybe boost tourism?

When I was much younger it would have been great, now it's irrelevant.

This. I'm lucky to up past 10 pm these days. Kids wear you out man.
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Post by Senior Dickfist 2018-03-19, 09:55

I'm up at 4:00 am quite a bit....to take my second piss of the night.
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Post by Floyd Robertson 2018-03-19, 09:56

Senior Dickfist wrote:I'm up at 4:00 am quite a bit....to take my second piss of the night.

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Post by InTenSity 2018-03-27, 21:40

Orlando is a lot better when you never stop drinking.
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Post by Cameron 2018-03-31, 22:59

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Post by tGreenWay 2018-05-10, 22:13

Too much wine tonight. Trying to decide if I’m going to bed soon or cracking open the Makers.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher 2018-05-10, 22:13

Makers duh
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Post by Nordic 2018-05-10, 22:13

tGreenWay wrote:Too much wine tonight. Trying to decide if I’m going to bed soon or cracking open the Makers.

Makers.... duh
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-05-10, 22:14

Nordic wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:Too much wine tonight. Trying to decide if I’m going to bed soon or cracking open the Makers.

Makers.... duh

That was the way I was leaning.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ 2018-05-10, 22:15

another vote Makers
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-05-10, 22:20

CORNER BLITZ wrote:another vote Makers

It’s unanimouse!
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Post by Nordic 2018-05-10, 23:10

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:another vote Makers

It’s unanimouse!

Lemme just get this ready for you so you don't have to look to far tomorrow...

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t9488p200-stfu-i-m-napping?highlight=napping
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-05-11, 00:04

Nordic wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

It’s unanimouse!

Lemme just get this ready for you so you don't have to look to far tomorrow...

https://spartanswill.forumotion.com/t9488p200-stfu-i-m-napping?highlight=napping

Thanks. Already planning my morning; wake, feed the dog, let her out, back to bed. Might not count as a nap, so I’ll block out 90 minutes for a late afternoon siesta.
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Post by Rocinante 2018-08-31, 18:57

bump. whatever happened to snake. miss that guy...
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Post by Guest 2018-12-18, 13:44

A sheriff gets to experience being on the other end....best line: "It's not like the old days, you're going to jail"

Police body cam shows drunk driving arrest of Midland County sheriff

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Post by TheReal_LWS 2018-12-18, 13:57

Ah yes. So much fun! How can anyone have fun and not get loaded?!?
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Post by Nordic 2020-05-23, 21:15

Bump
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Post by InTenSity 2020-05-23, 21:24

This could have been bumped daily for the last 2 months.
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Post by Nordic 2020-05-23, 22:27

InTenSity wrote:This could have been bumped daily for the last 2 months.

And here we are  Bump when you're drunk - Page 18 969504605
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Post by MattyFresh 2020-05-23, 22:49

Nordic wrote:
InTenSity wrote:This could have been bumped daily for the last 2 months.

And here we are  Bump when you're drunk - Page 18 969504605

Thanks to you, and here we go now Bump when you're drunk - Page 18 2267303065
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Post by steveschneider 2020-05-23, 23:31

I definitely wouldn't be operating a motor vehicle right now.
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Post by Nordic 2020-05-23, 23:34

steveschneider wrote:I definitely wouldn't be operating a motor vehicle right now.

How about a bike? Could you still operate a bike, from say Bailey to Hagadorn?
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Post by The Pantry 2020-05-23, 23:58

steveschneider wrote:I definitely wouldn't be operating a motor vehicle right now.
I understand being too drunk to walk, but you're never too drunk to drive. Give it a shot. They won't even hear you coming in that Prius.
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Post by MattyFresh 2020-05-24, 00:00

The Pantry wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I definitely wouldn't be operating a motor vehicle right now.
I understand being too drunk to walk, but you're never too drunk to drive.  Give it a shot.  They won't even hear you coming in that Prius.

wear a mask though and if you get pulled over just start coughing, just don't do it towards the cop, that's uncouth.
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Post by steveschneider 2020-05-24, 00:12

The Pantry wrote:
steveschneider wrote:I definitely wouldn't be operating a motor vehicle right now.
I understand being too drunk to walk, but you're never too drunk to drive. Give it a shot. They won't even hear you coming in that Prius.

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Post by Nordic 2020-05-24, 21:27

Welp round 2. Been a beauty of a weekend so far.

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Post by Nordic 2020-07-18, 20:50

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Post by DWags 2020-07-18, 20:55

Bump ditty bump bump
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Post by Nordic 2020-07-18, 21:00

DWags wrote:Bump ditty bump bump

High five
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