Re: Bump when you're drunk

by **CORNER BLITZ** 2020-07-18, 21:59

Haven't been drunk in so long #rip

by **pulling69** 2020-07-19, 00:23

Im getting ripped up

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by **Cameron** 2020-07-19, 00:37

Jack and coke

by Bill Cain 2020-07-19, 19:46

I’m on vacation. Should I get wasted and try to pick up chicks at the resort bar?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-07-19, 19:50

Bill Cain wrote:I’m on vacation. Should I get wasted and try to pick up chicks at the resort bar?

You make it sound like those are mutually-exclusive.

by Bill Cain 2020-07-19, 19:58

There’s a lot of old pussy with husbands at this bar. This place blows (I wish)

by **Cameron** 2020-07-19, 20:01

Bill Cain wrote:There’s a lot of old pussy with husbands at this bar. This place blows (I wish)

It'll be more fun drunk.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-19, 20:36

Bill Cain wrote:There’s a lot of old pussy with husbands at this bar. This place blows (I wish)

Try one of those clothing optional beaches. Have you seen the type of woman who goes there and the guys they’re with? You might actually stand a chance.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-07-19, 20:38

Cameron wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:There’s a lot of old pussy with husbands at this bar. This place blows (I wish)
It'll be more fun drunk.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way for Bill to go through life, son.

by **Cameron** 2020-07-19, 20:59

tGreenWay wrote:
Cameron wrote:
It'll be more fun drunk.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way for Bill to go through life, son.

I think Bill is a wiry fella.

by Bill Cain 2020-07-19, 22:30

Cameron wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way for Bill to go through life, son.
I think Bill is a wiry fella.

Correct. My best chance of getting laid this week will probably be through a dating app.

Quarantine has made people very stand offish.

by **Nordic** 2020-08-01, 23:36

No vacas this year, so I used this week as my 'drink errday week' . Grand finale tonight boys.

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-17, 20:29

My goal is to drink a beer an inning. Drink em for Dusty!

by **Nordic** 2020-10-31, 21:40

by **DWags** 2020-10-31, 21:47

I love being drunk after a Michigan victory.

by **steveschneider** 2020-10-31, 21:50

About to throw on the first Van Halen album

Yeah I’m getting there. Next step is make some whoopee.

by **Nordic** 2020-10-31, 22:10

steveschneider wrote:About to throw on the first Van Halen album

Yeah I’m getting there. Next step is make some whoopee.

Motha fuckin' Steve

by MattyFresh 2020-10-31, 23:40

little high west bourye whiskey with my brother in law tonight and I am goin

by **pulling69** 2020-11-01, 00:27

Getting into the Bordeaux...

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by MattyFresh 2020-11-01, 00:29

pulling69 wrote:Getting into the Bordeaux...

youre one classy SOB

by **pulling69** 2020-11-01, 00:30

MattyFresh wrote:
pulling69 wrote:Getting into the Bordeaux...

youre one classy SOB

I paid a lot less than retail...

by MattyFresh 2020-11-01, 00:32

pulling69 wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:

youre one classy SOB

I paid a lot less than retail...

well in that case, given the circumstances, I got an idea, it involves shit and fire

by **Dendrobates** 2020-11-01, 09:43

I finally got drunk last night! First time since Jan. It was awesome

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-11-25, 18:31

I’m drunk. Wild Turkey Rye. Switching to Buffalo Trace single barrel made specifically for Riley’s in Madison Wi.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-05-04, 15:00

This is amazing. Had me cracking up this morning. #FourLoko

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by **DWags** 2021-05-04, 15:22

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Did he say pigeons aren’t real?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2021-05-04, 15:25

DWags wrote:

Did he say pigeons aren’t real?

That's what I heard. Bump when you're drunk - Page 19 502811600

by **Dendrobates** 2021-05-04, 17:32

The fuck did it take over 5 months to bump this?

We can't possibly have a bunch of sober swillers

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-05-04, 17:44

Dendrobates wrote:The fuck did it take over 5 months to bump this?

We can't possibly have a bunch of sober swillers

It’s hard to bump 24/7.

by AvgMSUJoe 2021-05-04, 19:13

Weekday. Resisting.

At what point do I worry?

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-05-04, 21:12

I am probably legally drunk 7 days out of 7.

And that doesn't count lunchtime drinks.

by **Robert J Sakimano** 2021-05-04, 21:14

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Weekday. Resisting.

At what point do I worry?

hard to say.. lots of factors.

Maybe when it starts to interfere with responsibilities, everyday life.

That's why I avoid responsibilities.

by **Cameron** 2021-05-04, 21:15

I'm drinking rum and cokes tonight in preparation for all the margaritas I'm gonna drink tomorrow.

by **Dendrobates** 2021-05-04, 21:30

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:The fuck did it take over 5 months to bump this?

We can't possibly have a bunch of sober swillers

It’s hard to bump 24/7.

I demand excellence

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-05-04, 21:36

Dendrobates wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

It’s hard to bump 24/7.

I demand excellence

You’ve picked the wrong message board.

by **Dendrobates** 2021-05-05, 11:13

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:

I demand excellence

You’ve picked the wrong message board.

Despite today's "woke culture" us women are still left unsatisfied.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-05, 12:18

Motown Spartan wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:The fuck did it take over 5 months to bump this?

We can't possibly have a bunch of sober swillers

It’s hard to bump 24/7.

Speak for yourself, gramps. I can bump 24/7. Bump when you're drunk - Page 19 2175295500

by **Dendrobates** 2021-05-07, 23:06

Bumping like a real woman.

by **tGreenWay** 2021-05-07, 23:46

Dendrobates wrote:Bumping like a real woman.

What ya drinking tonight, Dendro?

by **Motown Spartan** 2021-05-08, 07:23

Is this also the "bump when you're hungover" thread?

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