Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
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Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
I'm going to stop wearing shorts. I saw a picture of myself in shorts the other year and in my middle age years it's just not a flattering look. I have pencil legs, a beer gut and it just looks disproportionate. when I have pants I'm able to conceal my beer gut a little better. I'll wear shorts in athletic/sporty situations or when I'm doing yard work but out and about I'd prefer that my legs are covered. Definitely looking for something casual, light weight and breathable. I'll hang up and listen.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Sounds like insecurity to me, Steve. Life is too short to give a fuck about what people think
And i like Larry David.
And i like Larry David.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Sounds like insecurity to me, Steve. Life is too short to give a fuck about what people think
And i like Larry David.
I agree however the one that has an issue with this look is myself.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Children wear shorts. Unless you’re swimming wear pants. There are many light weight pants options Steve. Welcome to adulthood
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
You can have my khaki cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold, dead body.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Rocinante wrote:Children wear shorts. Unless you’re swimming wear pants. There are many light weight pants options Steve. Welcome to adulthood
Yeah, when I saw that pic of me wearing shorts, and a short sleeved button down I was like fuck that is terrible. Shorts were great back in the day when I'd wear surfer shorts and converse but now it's time to grow the fuck up.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
tGreenWay wrote:You can have my cargo jorts when you pry them from my cold, dead body.
Fixed
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Turtleneck wrote:tGreenWay wrote:You can have my cargo jorts when you pry them from my cold, dead body.
Fixed
Is greenway an animal?? Does he not make his own jorts???
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steveschneider wrote:Rocinante wrote:Children wear shorts. Unless you’re swimming wear pants. There are many light weight pants options Steve. Welcome to adulthood
Yeah, when I saw that pic of me wearing shorts, and a short sleeved button down I was like fuck that is terrible. Shorts were great back in the day when I'd wear surfer shorts and converse but now it's time to grow the fuck up.
I don't think the shorts are the problem here.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Heat Miser wrote:steveschneider wrote:
Yeah, when I saw that pic of me wearing shorts, and a short sleeved button down I was like fuck that is terrible. Shorts were great back in the day when I'd wear surfer shorts and converse but now it's time to grow the fuck up.
I don't think the shorts are the problem here.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
I have pencil legs, a beer gut
Squats. Two birds, one stone, wear shorts.
I wear shorts 300 days out of the year. Not because I squat, but because they are comfortable and GAF.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Rocinante wrote:Children wear shorts. Unless you’re swimming wear pants. There are many light weight pants options Steve. Welcome to adulthood
Fuck that. Shorts all the way for me. Granted, I'd probably wear long pants a lot more if I was in Wyoming as opposed to Miami (in fact, the last time I wore long pants for something other than a client meeting, I WAS in Wyoming).
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Pants are ridiculous. Who wears pants unless required for work? Literally the only time I've worn pants in the past year is when I'm onsite with a client.
100% of the rest of the time I'm completely bare-assed.
100% of the rest of the time I'm completely bare-assed.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Rocinante wrote:Children wear shorts. Unless you’re swimming wear pants. There are many light weight pants options Steve. Welcome to adulthood
Fuck adulthood. They can pry my shorts off my cold, dead body. Or just burn me in them.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pants are ridiculous. Who wears pants unless required for work? Literally the only time I've worn pants in the past year is when I'm onsite with a client.
100% of the rest of the time I'm completely bare-assed.
Just don't fart in public bare assed, as that can spread the Rona.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
steveschneider wrote:I'm going to stop wearing shorts. I saw a picture of myself in shorts the other year and in my middle age years it's just not a flattering look. I have pencil legs, a beer gut and it just looks disproportionate. when I have pants I'm able to conceal my beer gut a little better. I'll wear shorts in athletic/sporty situations or when I'm doing yard work but out and about I'd prefer that my legs are covered. Definitely looking for something casual, light weight and breathable. I'll hang up and listen.
Casual?
Light weight?
Breathable?
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pants are ridiculous. Who wears pants unless required for work? Literally the only time I've worn pants in the past year is when I'm onsite with a client.
100% of the rest of the time I'm completely bare-assed.
This
Except the last part
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
I don't think I'm a linen pants or seer sucker guy. The search continues.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
steveschneider wrote:I don't think I'm a linen pants or seer sucker guy. The search continues.
Maybe you can make this look work.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Heat Miser wrote:steveschneider wrote:I don't think I'm a linen pants or seer sucker guy. The search continues.
Maybe you can make this look work.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
If you really want a real suggestion buy Nike Golf pants
lululemon makes some nice ones - but I'm cheap so can't bring myself to blow that chedda on pants
lululemon makes some nice ones - but I'm cheap so can't bring myself to blow that chedda on pants
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
CORNER BLITZ wrote:If you really want a real suggestion buy Nike Golf pants
lululemon makes some nice ones - but I'm cheap so can't bring myself to blow that chedda on pants
I consulted with the wife and she agreed my khaki shorts look is hideous. My days of khaki shorts with a polo or button down short sleeve shirt are over. She said if I'm doing shorts I gotta roll with the sportier athletic ones. I'm checking out your link now.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Pants are ridiculous. Who wears pants unless required for work? Literally the only time I've worn pants in the past year is when I'm onsite with a client.
100% of the rest of the time I'm completely bare-assed.
Co-signed, except when mowing, using the chainsaw, or frying bacon. That’s when assless chaps come in mighty handy.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
Rocinante wrote:Children wear shorts. Unless you’re swimming wear pants. There are many light weight pants options Steve. Welcome to adulthood
Lemme guess: You has to answer your parents in only two ways:
Yes, Mother.
No, Mother.
Yes, Father.
No, Father.
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
CORNER BLITZ wrote:If you really want a real suggestion buy Nike Golf pants
lululemon makes some nice ones - but I'm cheap so can't bring myself to blow that chedda on pants
Actually really liking the jogger pants on Lululemon. I'd want to try them on first who knows. Pretty solid recommend...thank you!
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Re: Taking a cue from Larry David...(need some advice)
CORNER BLITZ wrote:If you really want a real suggestion buy Nike Golf pants
lululemon makes some nice ones - but I'm cheap so can't bring myself to blow that chedda on pants
Not to mention that whole lululemon is a cult thingy.
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