Re: Random Ramblings

by MattyFresh 2020-06-15, 21:24

The Pantry wrote:Thought it was gonna be tougher but got an appointment for a haircut this Saturday. For my needs (#4 all over, thinning shears, eyebrow trim) shouldn't take more than 8-10 minutes. Pre-decided tipping $10 for a $15 cut, I'm so excited to get this months-old mop off my head!

Good on ya, my buddy is a barber and I've felt so bad for him. He's been begging to get back to work, I spotted him some money since he didn't have any savings and then luckily he got unemployment to hold him over.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-15, 22:14

I’m not ready to go back to the barber just yet. My hair is as long now as when I was in HS. Can’t wait to walk down the street in cargo shorts and a man bun.

by MSU addict 2020-06-15, 22:33

I am not ready to go back to the barber either. I have been cutting my own hair, it seems I do a worse and worse job every time. I think it is due to how far removed I am from a good haircut and that I am getting more and more aggressive in taking more hair off. Front looks decent but the back leaves much to be desired. I considered giving myself a buzz cut, but I know from my Army days that it is not a good look for me. I trim have been trimming my own eyebrows every week or so for years

by Bill Cain 2020-06-15, 23:13

Had a girl break if off with me after two dates because she said I didn’t seem interested in her. I never asked her questions about herself...just me me me.

Maybe my primary care doctor was right a few years ago. To be in a relationship with someone you have to care about someone more than you care about yourself.

I have some things I need to work on

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-06-15, 23:17

Bill Cain wrote:Had a girl break if off with me after two dates because she said I didn’t seem interested in her. I never asked her questions about herself...just me me me.

Maybe my primary care doctor was right a few years ago. To be in a relationship with someone you have to care about someone more than you care about yourself.

I have some things I need to work on

Dude that sucks. Sorry to hear you’re having a hard time with the ladies.

by **DWags** 2020-06-15, 23:57

Bill Cain wrote:Had a girl break if off with me after two dates because she said I didn’t seem interested in her. I never asked her questions about herself...just me me me.

Maybe my primary care doctor was right a few years ago. To be in a relationship with someone you have to care about someone more than you care about yourself.

I have some things I need to work on

I'm thinking of smoking a brisket this weekend.

by **Cameron** 2020-06-16, 01:40

Bill Cain wrote:Had a girl break if off with me after two dates because she said I didn’t seem interested in her. I never asked her questions about herself...just me me me.

Maybe my primary care doctor was right a few years ago. To be in a relationship with someone you have to care about someone more than you care about yourself.

I have some things I need to work on

You should try being someone's gimp. Didn't you have a trainer that wanted to lay some pipe?

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-16, 02:10

Bill Cain wrote:Had a girl break if off with me after two dates because she said I didn’t seem interested in her. I never asked her questions about herself...just me me me.

Maybe my primary care doctor was right a few years ago. To be in a relationship with someone you have to care about someone more than you care about yourself.

I have some things I need to work on

I’m down to two magazine subscriptions that still send out hard copies. If I don’t renew The Atlantic soon, it’s going to lapse and I’ll miss one of the volumes. That would suck.

by Bill Cain 2020-06-16, 02:37

Cameron wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:Had a girl break if off with me after two dates because she said I didn’t seem interested in her. I never asked her questions about herself...just me me me.

Maybe my primary care doctor was right a few years ago. To be in a relationship with someone you have to care about someone more than you care about yourself.

I have some things I need to work on

You should try being someone's gimp. Didn't you have a trainer that wanted to lay some pipe?

I did and he wanted me to score him some drugs. Big no no and someone reported him and he got fired. Then I had a new short lil fella for a personal trainer. Don’t know if I’ll get a refund or what.

Thanks for reminding me

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-16, 12:17

Listened to Dan Patrick this morning for about 20 min and they were talking about Kappernick. They kept saying that even if he wants to come back and he’s good enough to contribute, an owner would have to weigh all that comes with him. I’m thinking wait, the NFL has come out and admitted that they bowed to pressure from racists. They used the media to “leak” info that questioned his abilities, they froze him out of a vast majority black league to appease an ignorant white fan base. If he wants to come back and he can play, and an owner says “nah, too much baggage” what does any of the mea culpa mean? They don’t seem to get that things are different now. What a toxic environment.

by Bill Cain 2020-06-16, 18:37

What are the chances of finding a sugar momma?.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-06-16, 18:47

Bill Cain wrote:What are the chances of finding a sugar momma?.

How do you feel about moving to FL and hitting on 70 year-old retirees?

by Bill Cain 2020-06-16, 18:52

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:What are the chances of finding a sugar momma?.

How do you feel about moving to FL and hitting on 70 year-old retirees?

Lame. And aren’t they all dying from corona? Preferably women in their 20s-30s

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-06-16, 19:01

Bill Cain wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

How do you feel about moving to FL and hitting on 70 year-old retirees?

Lame. And aren’t they all dying from corona? Preferably women in their 20s-30s

I think we found the root of your problem...

by **The Pantry** 2020-06-16, 20:26

Bill Cain wrote:What are the chances of finding a sugar momma?.

Ask Bob if his wife has a sister.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-16, 21:23

Bill Cain wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

How do you feel about moving to FL and hitting on 70 year-old retirees?

Lame. And aren’t they all dying from corona? Preferably women in their 20s-30s

That’s called winning the inheritance jackpot. If covid doesn’t get them, you just need to stay on top and crush their bones from the osteoporosis. That’s kind of grizzly, though, so let’s call that plan b.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-06-17, 11:54

tGreenWay wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:

Lame. And aren’t they all dying from corona? Preferably women in their 20s-30s

That’s called winning the inheritance jackpot. If covid doesn’t get them, you just need to stay on top and crush their bones from the osteoporosis. That’s kind of grizzly, though, so let’s call that plan b.

Listen, I filter most things I say on this board so that I don't come off any weirder than my screen name already suggests, but damn, that's some savage shit.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-17, 16:33

Senior Dickfist wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

That’s called winning the inheritance jackpot. If covid doesn’t get them, you just need to stay on top and crush their bones from the osteoporosis. That’s kind of grizzly, though, so let’s call that plan b.

Listen, I filter most things I say on this board so that I don't come off any weirder than my screen name already suggests, but damn, that's some savage shit.

by Senior Dickfist 2020-06-17, 16:57

tGreenWay wrote:
Senior Dickfist wrote:

Listen, I filter most things I say on this board so that I don't come off any weirder than my screen name already suggests, but damn, that's some savage shit.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-19, 15:52

I wonder if Coach Tucker will keep the sign at the tunnel opening that says You are the program or if he’ll make his own mark* with something new.

*see what I did there? Random Ramblings - Page 5 1494614055

by Bill Cain 2020-06-20, 08:48

Sleeping 4-5 hours a night since getting off my medication. I feel tired as fuck.

This sucks

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-06-20, 09:49

Bill Cain wrote:What are the chances of finding a sugar momma?.

I could send you my stepmother's address. She ended up pretty well off after my dad died.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-06-20, 09:53

Jake from State Farm wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:What are the chances of finding a sugar momma?.

I could send you my stepmother's address. She ended up pretty well off after my dad died.

Does she have osteoporosis?

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-06-20, 09:55

Motown Spartan wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

I could send you my stepmother's address. She ended up pretty well off after my dad died.

Does she have osteoporosis?

She very well could have, haven't seen her since the funeral.

by **The Pantry** 2020-06-20, 15:34

After 105 days finally got a haircut today. What a relief.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-20, 16:32

The Pantry wrote:After 105 days finally got a haircut today. What a relief.

My hair is as long as it’s ever been, including high school. Can’t wait for my man bun. Namaste.

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-06-20, 16:52

The Pantry wrote:After 105 days finally got a haircut today. What a relief.

I thought all the neonazis broke quarantine to get their heads shaved.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-06-20, 17:33

Bill Cain wrote:Sleeping 4-5 hours a night since getting off my medication. I feel tired as fuck.

This sucks

That's doing pretty good for most women I know, including myself.

by **Other Teams Pursuing That** 2020-06-20, 18:11

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:After 105 days finally got a haircut today. What a relief.

My hair is as long as it’s ever been, including high school. Can’t wait for my man bun. Namaste.

This guy fucks

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-06-20, 18:42

tGreenWay wrote:
The Pantry wrote:After 105 days finally got a haircut today. What a relief.

My hair is as long as it’s ever been, including high school. Can’t wait for my man bun. Namaste.

GF likes my new length, advised me not to lose any.

by **The Pantry** 2020-06-20, 18:55

Motown Spartan wrote:
The Pantry wrote:After 105 days finally got a haircut today. What a relief.

I thought all the neonazis broke quarantine to get their heads shaved.

Figured an idiotic comment was coming but wasn't expecting you.

by **Jake from State Farm** 2020-06-20, 19:42

eff that, my mullett is coming in pretty sweet

by **Motown Spartan** 2020-06-21, 08:55

The Pantry wrote:
Motown Spartan wrote:

I thought all the neonazis broke quarantine to get their heads shaved.
Figured an idiotic comment was coming but wasn't expecting you.

Hugs buddy!

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-21, 23:57

Floyd Robertson wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

My hair is as long as it’s ever been, including high school. Can’t wait for my man bun. Namaste.

GF likes my new length, advised me not to lose any.

Mrs. GW is the same way. She likes my hair long, too.

by **Rocinante** 2020-06-22, 22:56

Do your nails get really hard and then soften up? Is there any pattern to your diet or lifestyle that correlates with it?

by **Dendrobates** 2020-06-23, 03:10

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

GF likes my new length, advised me not to lose any.

Mrs. GW is the same way. She likes my hair long, too.

I hate long hair guys. Nevets finally got his hair cut last week, and now I'm attracted to him again.

Rocinante wrote:Do your nails get really hard and then soften up? Is there any pattern to your diet or lifestyle that correlates with it?

Diet and nail issues do go hand in hand. Pretty much lacking in any vitamin causes some shit. Unless you are me, and just have shitty genetics that make your nails too flexible and thin. Of course. flexible and thin genetics is not where I would like it to be.

by **Dendrobates** 2020-06-23, 03:10

I'm fat and uncomfortable and I still have a ways to go. Kids fucking suck.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2020-06-23, 07:19

Dendrobates wrote:
I hate long hair guys. Nevets finally got his hair cut last week, and now I'm attracted to him again.

For me, long is relative. I used to get it cut to like 1/4" all the way around to avoid helmet head after riding the bike. Now it's about 1-1/4" long and I've decided I don't really care about helmet head anymore so I'm going to let it grow out some more and go back to parting it for a while. It's still a bit spiky in spots.

by **tGreenWay** 2020-06-23, 10:01

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:
I hate long hair guys. Nevets finally got his hair cut last week, and now I'm attracted to him again.

For me, long is relative. I used to get it cut to like 1/4" all the way around to avoid helmet head after riding the bike. Now it's about 1-1/4" long and I've decided I don't really care about helmet head anymore so I'm going to let it grow out some more and go back to parting it for a while. It's still a bit spiky in spots.

This is what I keep telling Mrs GreenWay.

by **MiamiSpartan** 2020-06-23, 23:07

Wow, just heard George Blaha's voice come across my TV, voicing a commercial for a company called Trion Solutions (looks like HR services). It has to be him, and in googling the company it looks like they're based in Troy, MI.

I love George, from the days of him doing the Pistons in the glory days, and of course MSU football. Was a nice little random thing to hear his voice out of the blue down here.

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