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Post by Rocinante on 2020-06-24, 13:17

Not a fan of the like dislike buttons.

It was used in such a shitty way at RCMB that it was certainly one of the asshole things about that place that eventually drove some of us away.

I say burn it.
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Post by DWags on 2020-06-24, 14:22

I liked your comment.
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Post by DWags on 2020-06-24, 15:59

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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-06-24, 16:33

What time is your alarm set for? Also some decent charge game. Always like to see +75%.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-24, 16:56

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Mrs. GW is the same way. She likes my hair long, too.


I hate long hair guys. Nevets finally got his hair cut last week, and now I'm attracted to him again.

Rocinante wrote:Do your nails get really hard and then soften up?   Is there any pattern to your diet or lifestyle that correlates with it?

Diet and nail issues do go hand in hand. Pretty much lacking in any vitamin causes some shit. Unless you are me, and just have shitty genetics that make your nails too flexible and thin. Of course. flexible and thin genetics is not where I would like it to be.




Careful with that, otherwise it could quickly become a party of five.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-06-24, 17:05

Rocinante wrote:Not a fan of the like dislike buttons.

It was used in such a shitty way at RCMB that it was certainly one of the asshole things about that place that eventually drove some of us away.

I say burn it.
BBQ forum I'm on only has like buttons. Better way to go in my opinion.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-24, 17:58

Turtleneck wrote:What time is your alarm set for? Also some decent charge game. Always like to see +75%.



Mind your own business.
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Post by MattyFresh on 2020-06-25, 22:35

2 house down neighbor put up a BLM sign, fine by me. My 2A God loving next door neighbor (his next door neighbor) comes over to me as I am mowing and says "can you believe that shit....fucking bullshit..." Yada yada yada "all lives matter". Throws in some underhanded racist shit and I am just like, "yeah thats wild, freedom of speech though". He goes on to tell me he's not mowing his lawn out of protest... fuck me. He then goes, "I am going to mow a big FU in the middle and point at their house. Well that's lovely. It's been two weeks and after that rain we had a couple days ago his grass sprouted up and is like a foot high. I see him mowing right before I start lifting and he's mowing all funny. He was spelling something out, I was thinking no way is that asshole doing it. I am freaking out cause I can't see it since it was the size of his yard. I just snuck out and had my drone flying over his yard real quick and stealthy...."LOVE GOD" is written on the lawn.
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-06-26, 07:35

MattyFresh wrote:2 house down neighbor put up a BLM sign, fine by me. My 2A God loving next door neighbor (his next door neighbor) comes over to me as I am mowing and says "can you believe that shit....fucking bullshit..." Yada yada yada "all lives matter". Throws in some underhanded racist shit and I am just like, "yeah thats wild, freedom of speech though". He goes on to tell me he's not mowing his lawn out of protest... fuck me. He then goes, "I am going to mow a big FU in the middle and point at their house. Well that's lovely. It's been two weeks and after that rain we had a couple days ago his grass sprouted up and is like a foot high. I see him mowing right before I start lifting and he's mowing all funny. He was spelling something out, I was thinking no way is that asshole doing it. I am freaking out cause I can't see it since it was the size of his yard. I just snuck out and had my drone flying over his yard real quick and stealthy...."LOVE GOD" is written on the lawn.

Still some weird shit. Your neighbor is messed up and a racist asshole.
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Post by DWags on 2020-06-26, 09:52

Dendrobates wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:2 house down neighbor put up a BLM sign, fine by me. My 2A God loving next door neighbor (his next door neighbor) comes over to me as I am mowing and says "can you believe that shit....fucking bullshit..." Yada yada yada "all lives matter". Throws in some underhanded racist shit and I am just like, "yeah thats wild, freedom of speech though". He goes on to tell me he's not mowing his lawn out of protest... fuck me. He then goes, "I am going to mow a big FU in the middle and point at their house. Well that's lovely. It's been two weeks and after that rain we had a couple days ago his grass sprouted up and is like a foot high. I see him mowing right before I start lifting and he's mowing all funny. He was spelling something out, I was thinking no way is that asshole doing it. I am freaking out cause I can't see it since it was the size of his yard. I just snuck out and had my drone flying over his yard real quick and stealthy...."LOVE GOD" is written on the lawn.

Still some weird shit. Your neighbor is messed up and a racist asshole.

Yeah, that's wild shit.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-26, 09:57

I would move. Fuck that guy.
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Post by WhiteBoyHatcher on 2020-06-26, 09:57

Also I want a drone.
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Post by DWags on 2020-06-26, 11:48

WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Also I want a drone.


100 bucks says WBH gets one before Fall.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-06-26, 12:29

DWags wrote:
WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Also I want a drone.


100 bucks says WBH gets one before Fall.

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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-06-26, 12:35

MattyFresh wrote:2 house down neighbor put up a BLM sign, fine by me. My 2A God loving next door neighbor (his next door neighbor) comes over to me as I am mowing and says "can you believe that shit....fucking bullshit..." Yada yada yada "all lives matter". Throws in some underhanded racist shit and I am just like, "yeah thats wild, freedom of speech though". He goes on to tell me he's not mowing his lawn out of protest... fuck me. He then goes, "I am going to mow a big FU in the middle and point at their house. Well that's lovely. It's been two weeks and after that rain we had a couple days ago his grass sprouted up and is like a foot high. I see him mowing right before I start lifting and he's mowing all funny. He was spelling something out, I was thinking no way is that asshole doing it. I am freaking out cause I can't see it since it was the size of his yard. I just snuck out and had my drone flying over his yard real quick and stealthy...."LOVE GOD" is written on the lawn.

Tell your neighbor two doors down to mow “just like” Before his BLM sign. lol!
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-26, 15:07

Dendrobates wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:2 house down neighbor put up a BLM sign, fine by me. My 2A God loving next door neighbor (his next door neighbor) comes over to me as I am mowing and says "can you believe that shit....fucking bullshit..." Yada yada yada "all lives matter". Throws in some underhanded racist shit and I am just like, "yeah thats wild, freedom of speech though". He goes on to tell me he's not mowing his lawn out of protest... fuck me. He then goes, "I am going to mow a big FU in the middle and point at their house. Well that's lovely. It's been two weeks and after that rain we had a couple days ago his grass sprouted up and is like a foot high. I see him mowing right before I start lifting and he's mowing all funny. He was spelling something out, I was thinking no way is that asshole doing it. I am freaking out cause I can't see it since it was the size of his yard. I just snuck out and had my drone flying over his yard real quick and stealthy...."LOVE GOD" is written on the lawn.

Still some weird shit. Your neighbor is messed up and a racist asshole.



This.
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Post by MattyFresh on 2020-06-26, 15:19

He is, not blatant, he's also a conspiracy theorist and hates the government. Told me the whole Bill Gates covid theory and I had to endure that hell once. It sucks because the rest of his house is full of cool people, he's the lone asshole. It's a big house, a multi-generational filled one. His wife is a shut-in and shes nice, meanwhile his daughter and her boyfriend are my age and live there with their daughter, kind and normal people.

My drone is a piece of junk, would not recommend it. You're going to want to spend like 400+ to get a decent one, that one works CB.

I don't know the neighbors down two houses, other than they are young MSU profs and I'd rather not create animosity between those two houses. My neighbor across the street, good guy, well his office window can see the lawn perfectly texted me this morning saying "how long did it take Rich to create that masterpiece"  Random Ramblings - Page 6 420617953 Anyway, he's mowed it all today, my guess is everyone else in the house saw it and said he had to, fucking weirdo.


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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-26, 15:30

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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-06-28, 18:21

A girl at work today said I was a player. I’m not a player....it’s just that for whatever reason I crave female attention and love.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-06-28, 18:28

Bill Cain wrote:A girl at work today said I was a player. I’m not a player....it’s just that for whatever reason I crave female attention and love.

What's your relationship with your mom like?
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Post by Cameron on 2020-06-28, 18:29

For the record, whatever you say, I'm gonna tell you that you secretly want to bang your own mom.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-06-28, 18:35

Cameron wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:A girl at work today said I was a player. I’m not a player....it’s just that for whatever reason I crave female attention and love.

What's your relationship with your mom like?

I’m a mommas boy


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Post by Motown Spartan on 2020-06-28, 19:11

Bill Cain wrote:A girl at work today said I was a player. I’m not a player....it’s just that for whatever reason I crave female attention and love.

You gotta stop throwing shit at the wall hoping something will stick.
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Post by Nordic on 2020-06-28, 19:29

Bill Cain wrote:A girl at work today said I was a player. I’m not a player....it’s just that for whatever reason I crave female attention and love.

Don't we all Bill. Don't we all.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-28, 21:17

Cameron wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:A girl at work today said I was a player. I’m not a player....it’s just that for whatever reason I crave female attention and love.

What's your relationship with your mom like?



Yup. Bill’s got an Eddie Pus complex.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-06-30, 11:21

The girl I dated is actually trying to look good now and is actually really hot when she wants to be. This sucks.

I’m a life changing man. One girl is morbidly obese now, the other is trying to look hot (and is being successful at it), I wonder what the girl I lost my virginity to is doing these days...
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-30, 15:33

Bill Cain wrote:The girl I dated is actually trying to look good now and is actually really hot when she wants to be. This sucks.

I’m a life changing man. One girl is morbidly obese now, the other is trying to look hot (and is being successful at it), I wonder what the girl I lost my virginity to is doing these days...




You’re like a turnaround specialist. You know who else was considered a turnaround specialist? John L. Smith.
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Post by Motown Spartan on 2020-06-30, 15:41

tGreenWay wrote:
Bill Cain wrote:The girl I dated is actually trying to look good now and is actually really hot when she wants to be. This sucks.

I’m a life changing man. One girl is morbidly obese now, the other is trying to look hot (and is being successful at it), I wonder what the girl I lost my virginity to is doing these days...




You’re like a turnaround specialist. You know who else was considered a turnaround specialist? John L. Smith.

You mean John LLLLL Smith?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-06-30, 19:08

Motown Spartan wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:




You’re like a turnaround specialist. You know who else was considered a turnaround specialist? John L. Smith.

You mean John LLLLL Smith?


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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-07-01, 10:04

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Ever wonder what marshmallow creme looks like after sitting for 35+ years?
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2020-07-01, 10:11

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Random Ramblings - Page 6 H00ugcrja6851

Ever wonder what marshmallow creme looks like after sitting for 35+ years?

Looks like they went a little light on the preservatives.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-07-05, 23:41

Your strongest sperm and eggs are available from ages 16-25. If you have kids past 25 you’re rolling the dice that your kids going to be dysgenic.

There’s a reason why the oldest tends to be the most successful...and it’s because of the chances of that kid being the result of quality sperm and eggs produced at the right age
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Post by MSU addict on 2020-07-06, 10:32

Bill Cain's parents must have been very old.
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Post by Motown Spartan on 2020-07-06, 10:52

Bill Cain wrote:Your strongest sperm and eggs are available from ages 16-25. If you have kids past 25 you’re rolling the dice that your kids going to be dysgenic.

There’s a reason why the oldest tends to be the most successful...and it’s because of the chances of that kid being the result of quality sperm and eggs produced at the right age

How many older siblings do you have?

Yo mama must have been a clown car.
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Post by Bill Cain on 2020-07-06, 13:23

I have many older siblings. My parents were in their late 30s when they had me
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-07-08, 14:38

I had a sex dream about Jon Stewart. That was definitely a first and odd one. I guess it could be worse. But disappointing because it wasnt really a full on sex dream. It was implied that we were getting it on, and only involved some making out in the dream.

I cant even do sex dreams right.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-07-08, 15:26

Dendrobates wrote:I had a sex dream about Jon Stewart. That was definitely a first and odd one. I guess it could be worse. But disappointing because it wasnt really a full on sex dream. It was implied that we were getting it on, and only involved some making out in the dream.

I cant even do sex dreams right.


So you’ve reached that point? Good for Nevets. Random Ramblings - Page 6 3557613862
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2020-07-08, 16:09

Speaking of random...or randoms....I saw a young woman over the weekend, presumably on her way home, on what I believe was a "walk of shame".  I hope she wasn't shameful and actually had a fun time.

Of course, I could be completely off base.  But, judging on the timing, location and choice of clothing, this young adult did not appear to be exercising...at least not for the sake of fitness!  Random Ramblings - Page 6 3557613862
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-07-08, 19:28

tGreenWay wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I had a sex dream about Jon Stewart. That was definitely a first and odd one. I guess it could be worse. But disappointing because it wasnt really a full on sex dream. It was implied that we were getting it on, and only involved some making out in the dream.

I cant even do sex dreams right.


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Not quite. Idk why this time is so much different, but it’s way more uncomfortable. Being a chick sucks so much.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-07-08, 19:38

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Not quite. Idk why this time is so much different, but it’s way more uncomfortable. Being a chick sucks so much.


I can see why you’d feel that way. Your plumbing is all screwy and the hormones thing would drive me nuts, just like it does to so many, so often.



Edit: On the upside, you do get to fiddle with your boobs whenever you want.
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