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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-07-31, 11:14

Leave GreenWay alone, Kingston. It's not his fault.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-07-31, 11:29

Guest thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-07-31, 12:05

This is how Greenie eats a burger. He is not to be trusted.

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Post by Cameron on 2020-07-31, 12:16

Top bun
Special sauce
Pickles
Onions
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheese
Burger patty
Special sauce
Bottom bun

That's generally the order. Sometimes I skip the tomato (and/or the onion), sometimes the lettuce goes underneath the burger patty.

Special sauce = ketchup + mustard + mayo + Frank's red hot + a little pickle juice + onion powder + garlic powder
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-07-31, 13:07

kingstonlake wrote:This is how Greenie eats a burger. He is not to be trusted.

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When you post a picture of an inverted sausage breakfast and try to pass it off as a burger...

could have taken 2 seconds get the real thing

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Post by DWags on 2020-07-31, 13:14

Turtleneck wrote:Guest thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.

It’s a hot dog. It’s cousin bologna is a sandwich.
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Post by Rick Saunders on 2020-07-31, 13:45

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Quality ground beef. 80/20 or thereabouts. Lettuce, onion, pickle, cheddar, ketchup, mustard. Down the hatch.

Tomato makes the top half slide off the bottom half. No good.

Bottom bun
mustard
onion
pickle
burger (cheese if desired)
shredded lettuce
tomato
shredded lettuce
ketchup

Slippage problem solved using shredded lettuce coefficient of friction.

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Post by Rick Saunders on 2020-07-31, 13:46

Turtleneck wrote:Guest thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.

Only when south of Hendersonville.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-07-31, 15:53

kingstonlake wrote:This is how Greenie eats a burger. He is not to be trusted.

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Kingston orders a loose meat ground beef sandwich and calls it a hamburger.

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Post by The Pantry on 2020-07-31, 16:03

Turtleneck wrote:Guest thinks a hot dog is a sandwich.
I think you're a wiener.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-07-31, 16:25

MSU addict wrote:
The Pantry wrote:Ketchup is for kids.  Fucking gross.
Everybody wants to be Dirty Harry.  

Good ketchup has an very complex flavor profile.  You might not like the taste but based on your postings you should be able to appreciate that fact.
No such thing as good ketchup. Who wants sugary tomato slop on a burger? Won't eat meatloaf with a ketchup glaze either. Bet you put sugar in homemade spaghetti sauce too...sacrilege.

The only thing ketchup is good for is mixed 50:50 with horseradish to make cocktail sauce.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-07-31, 17:40

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Stuffings? This ain’t thanksgiving, croutons for brains. Exactly what are you stuffing, aside from your face? You don’t. You place the different foods on top of one another. Toppings.
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There is only one true topping to a burger. It is called a bun. Probably the same thing you do with your hair. tGreenway has done turrable things in this thread.



Speaking of hair, I need to gather the courage to use the hair dethatcher, or thinner, or whatever it’s called. I can cut my bangs and sides, but things have gotten really thick on top and my head is taking the same shape as one of the aliens in Mars Attacks.
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-07-31, 17:45

tGreenWay wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

There is only one true topping to a burger. It is called a bun. Probably the same thing you do with your hair. tGreenway has done turrable things in this thread.



Speaking of hair, I need to gather the courage to use the hair dethatcher, or thinner, or whatever it’s called. I can cut my bangs and sides, but things have gotten really thick on top and my head is taking the same shape as one of the aliens in Mars Attacks.

Full stop. Did you just use the word “bangs” when talking about your hair? Please give Travis your man card until further notice. We’ll be having a meeting and get back to you. Your cooperation is appreciated. And mandatory.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-07-31, 18:03

kingstonlake wrote:
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Speaking of hair, I need to gather the courage to use the hair dethatcher, or thinner, or whatever it’s called. I can cut my bangs and sides, but things have gotten really thick on top and my head is taking the same shape as one of the aliens in Mars Attacks.

Full stop. Did you just use the word “bangs” when talking about your hair? Please give Travis your man card until further notice. We’ll be having a meeting and get back to you. Your cooperation is appreciated. And mandatory.



What else are they supposed to be called? And remember what happened a few days ago when you and a couple of others started messing with my personal history. A certain recruit was Green until you guys fucked with nature. Bad move.
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-07-31, 18:17

I like you greenway.
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