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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-13, 13:53

At first I thought I was really loosing my mind, but after consulting with several friends and co-workers, I have confirmed that the speed limit on Poplar Street, between Collins and 1st Street, has now been lowered to 30 miles per hour.

Read More: The Speed Limit Changed On Poplar & Nobody Warned Us | https://k2radio.com/the-speed-limit-changed-on-poplar-nobody-warned-us/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-13, 16:04

Thank you for keeping up on the goings on in my state, Turtleneck.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-13, 16:12

Rocinante wrote:Thank you for keeping up on the goings on in my state, Turtleneck.

I'm here to help. Let us know if you go to the Leonard L. Robinson Memorial Bridge Dedication on Tuesday.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2020-09-13, 16:13

I hate when people loose their mind.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-13, 16:37

No worries. Roc seems like an always drive 10 mph under the speed limit kind of guy. It’s just too bad he forgets to disengage his turn signal.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-13, 17:10

His turn signal is irrelevant because he drives with his hazards on at all times.
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-13, 17:36

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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-13, 17:45

Rocinante wrote:Roc, make sure you slow down in Casper 35f34810

That's not Wyoming. No trucks behind the tractor. That's probably France.
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2020-09-14, 07:07

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Rocinante wrote:Roc, make sure you slow down in Casper 35f34810

That's not Wyoming. No trucks behind the tractor. That's probably France.

It's gotta be Michigan, where people are too dumb to figure out you can pass on the right. I also figured out why Michigan doesn't have the law like they do out west where if you're the lead car and you have five or more cars lined up behind you you have to pull over and let them pass. Reason why Michigan doesn't have the same law: The legislature didn't want people taking both hands off the steering wheel to count to five.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-14, 08:26

The speed limit on poplar is such fucking bullshit. You drive around there and there’s nobody. Nobody. There’s no reason why I can just drive at least 50-60 mph. None. Except all these goddamn assholes that have to justify their salaries by writing tickets. That’s all it is. I’m so sick of this fucking bullshit I’ve had just about enough of it.
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-14, 11:08

Travis you would fit in perfectly in Casper. Get addicted to meth first for good measure.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-14, 11:10

Okay first step is out of the way what now
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-09-14, 11:30

Is this the new happenings in Mio thread?
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-14, 12:29

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Is this the new happenings in Mio thread?

No. This is a thread about Wyoming infrastructure and traffic codes.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-14, 12:33

For example, paving on 120 South between Cody and Meeteetse isĀ almost done, but chip sealing might have to wait until next summer because of low temperatures.

https://www.codyenterprise.com/news/local/article_1aa3e84c-e7d9-11ea-aef6-47183fb5060a.html
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-09-14, 12:34

Went to a wedding two summers ago in Casper
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-14, 12:34

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Okay first step is out of the way what now

Now pack whatever you can fit in and in your woefully undersized car, leave the rest, and move your family to the Riverside mobile home court in Casper.
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-14, 12:35

They fucking love their chip sealing in Wyoming.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-14, 12:36

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Went to a wedding two summers ago in Casper

Was it officiated by a rodeo clown?
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-09-14, 12:40

It was on the mountain officiated by one of their...friends? I don't remember that part. But another buddy was the only one to take "cowboy causal" wedding attire seriously and it was a big hit
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-14, 12:44

CORNER BLITZ wrote:It was on the mountain officiated by one of their...friends? I don't remember that part. But another buddy was the only one to take "cowboy causal" wedding attire seriously and it was a big hit

Did he keep his thumbs tucked into the front of his jeans while he was standing up?

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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-14, 14:16

Rocinante wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Okay first step is out of the way what now

Now pack whatever you can fit in and in your woefully undersized car, leave the rest, and move your family to the Riverside mobile home court in Casper.

I sold the comically small car to buy meth Roc this is why I needed all of the instructions up front.

Goddamn it. Fuck. You’re no better than that speed limit sign
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-14, 15:13

Ok I didn’t want to have to do this, but here’s what you do: “Borrow” a family member’s car, preferably an uncle or second cousin, pack it up as previously instructed, move in to the Riverside, as previously instructed, sell the relation’s car for cash and buy meth or even better skip the middleman and trade it for meth, get a job at the conoco at the corner of F and Center (you can walk - how convenient!) and immediately start skimming from the till.


For meth.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-14, 15:24

So I’m going to fly into Wyoming Roc do you think I could borrow your car to get the rest of the way to Casper? I’ll bring it back after I get there, got a set up to get my own wheels I just need to get there. You know how it is
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-09-14, 15:25

Yeah, this is definitely the new Mio thread.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-14, 15:27

CORNER BLITZ wrote:Went to a wedding two summers ago in Casper




Did the bride remember to shave her armpits?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-14, 15:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The speed limit on poplar is such fucking bullshit. You drive around there and there’s nobody. Nobody. There’s no reason why I can just drive at least 50-60 mph. None. Except all these goddamn assholes that have to justify their salaries by writing tickets. That’s all it is. I’m so sick of this fucking bullshit I’ve had just about enough of it.



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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-14, 18:07

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:So I’m going to fly into Wyoming Roc do you think I could borrow your car to get the rest of the way to Casper? I’ll bring it back after I get there, got a set up to get my own wheels I just need to get there. You know how it is

Sure buddy. I trust you.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-09-14, 18:30

tGreenWay wrote:
CORNER BLITZ wrote:Went to a wedding two summers ago in Casper




Did the bride remember to shave her armpits?

She almost didn't, but luckily the c'mon inn had a complimentary razor to use last minute
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-14, 18:54

CORNER BLITZ wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:




Did the bride remember to shave her armpits?

She almost didn't, but luckily the c'mon inn had a complimentary razor to use last minute


I hope it didn’t dull the blade so much she couldn’t defoliate the forest before the wedding night.
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-09-14, 19:05

Obviously it was a community razor that was quite dull to begin with, so just had to hack away
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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2020-09-14, 19:15

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:The speed limit on poplar is such fucking bullshit. You drive around there and there’s nobody. Nobody. There’s no reason why I can just drive at least 50-60 mph. None. Except all these goddamn assholes that have to justify their salaries by writing tickets. That’s all it is. I’m so sick of this fucking bullshit I’ve had just about enough of it.

Seems like the speed limit in Wyoming should be around 70 or 80 on every road in the state. The only thing you'd ever hit would be a fencepost.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-16, 20:31

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