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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:23

For advertising and community relations purposes on posters, online adverts, television and podcast interviews, etc.

This would be an easy call if Dendro wasn’t so fat pregnant. It’s a darn shame, too, cuz she really should be the face of tSwill. Smart and good looking, funny and horny; and as talented on her feet as she is on her back. Dendro is the logical and perfect choice not just for who we are, but for who we hope to be.

Of course, Nordy would be a natural alternate pick, and even a first choice in any other forum that Dendro isn’t a part of. But Nordy isn’t even here this week, and the way he flaked out and shat upon online social and informational opportunities, he’s too unpredictable to go in front of a microphone and speak for the rest of us, which means Nordy, sadly, must be a hard pass.

That leaves the rest of you gents. Grab it and run with it, because tSwill Spokesmodel nominating round is now officially open.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-09-15, 20:26

I have an exceptional backside if that matters...
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Post by kingstonlake on 2020-09-15, 20:33

I bleach my Trump hole.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-09-15, 20:34

No, my butt is better.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:35

AvgMSUJoe wrote:I have an exceptional backside if that matters...


Would you be willing to change your screen name to Exceptional Backside MSU Joe?
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-09-15, 20:37

Me?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:38

kingstonlake wrote: I bleach my Trump hole.


Great. You are now eligible to be tSwill Bin street corner sign spinner.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-09-15, 20:38

tGreenWay wrote:
AvgMSUJoe wrote:I have an exceptional backside if that matters...


Would you be willing to change your screen name to Exceptional Backside MSU Joe?

Uhhh... Sure, why not.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-09-15, 20:39

steveschneider wrote:Me?

Oh Steve....
Blue check != Spokesmodel.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:42

steveschneider wrote:Me?


You have also sworn off online social and informational organizations. tSwill can’t have some uninformed dolt appearing on camera. Coincidentally, being an uninformed dolt is why I’m not eligible.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:43

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


Would you be willing to change your screen name to Exceptional Backside MSU Joe?

Uhhh... Sure, why not.


Mods, please make the change so we can consider Exceptional Backside MSU Joe.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-09-15, 20:44

tGreenWay wrote:
steveschneider wrote:Me?


You have also sworn off online social and informational organizations. tSwill can’t have some uninformed dolt appearing on camera. Coincidentally, being an uninformed dolt is why I’m not eligible.  
If we're ruling out uninformed dolts, we may have to look beyond tSwill's membership to find a suitable candidate.
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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-09-15, 20:44

Btw & fwiw... It would have to be a classy pic like Bruce or Loverboy... None of that slutty porny kingstonlake butt stuff.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:48

Cameron wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:


You have also sworn off online social and informational organizations. tSwill can’t have some uninformed dolt appearing on camera. Coincidentally, being an uninformed dolt is why I’m not eligible.  
If we're ruling out uninformed dolts, we may have to look beyond tSwill's membership to find a suitable candidate.



The judges might be willing to consider that.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 20:50

If Dendro would just have this kid, she’d immediately be eligible again. Plus, she’d have pregnancy boobs during the ad campaign photo shoot.
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-15, 22:25

I don’t think the one girl that pities us enough to show up here really represents us. What one poster distills swill to its basic components? It’s gotta be WBH. He’s basic as fuck.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-15, 22:30

Chill out, GreenWay.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 23:00

AvgMSUJoe wrote:Btw & fwiw... It would have to be a classy pic like Bruce or Loverboy... None of that slutty porny kingstonlake butt stuff.


I do like the idea of the red leather pants, but shot from the back with you looking back over your shoulder. Maybe holding a jacket draped over your shoulder.


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-15, 23:04

Greenway I would like to thank you for making me the next swill spokesmodel. I will do everything I can to live up to this honor you have bestowed upon me. The service I will provide will include up to but not be limited to nude spokesmodeling, artistic nudes, selling myself for meth, hardcore pornography, bdsm, pegging, scat play, incest stuff, scat play for meth, and last but not least, gaping.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 23:05

Turtleneck wrote:Chill out, GreenWay.



You’re just miffed you didn’t make the cut. If it’s any consolation, you were never seriously considered.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2020-09-15, 23:11

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Greenway I would like to thank you for making me the next swill spokesmodel. I will do everything I can to live up to this honor you have bestowed upon me. The service I will provide will include up to but not be limited to nude spokesmodeling, artistic nudes, selling myself for meth, hardcore pornography, bdsm, pegging, scat play, incest stuff, scat play for meth, and last but not least, gaping.



The judges are giving you consideration. It doesn’t help that you’re moving to Wyoming, where internet access remains limited to 28.8 dial-up modem. Plus, how big could their malls be with no escalators? That means small crowds for personal appearances.
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Post by The Pantry on 2020-09-15, 23:22

kingstonlake wrote: I bleach my Trump hole.
Your goatee?
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2020-09-15, 23:25

Listen, I’ll do it.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-09-15, 23:43

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Listen, I’ll do it.
Considering Bill's not real, I think OTPT's the youngest we've got. We need to lead with a youth movement so we can replace some of you old fucks as you die off.
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Post by Rocinante on 2020-09-16, 04:17

Travis. Thank you for remembering where your roots are. As long as you stick with the meth, Wyoming is with you.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-16, 10:05

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Chill out, GreenWay.



You’re just miffed you didn’t make the cut. If it’s any consolation, you were never seriously considered.

That’s like telling a person they were never considered for the press secretary position in the Trump administration. I do not think my lack of consideration is a slight. It’s actually quite the compliment.
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Post by I.B. Fine on 2020-09-16, 10:20

You wish you could afford me....
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-16, 10:22

tGreenWay wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Greenway I would like to thank you for making me the next swill spokesmodel. I will do everything I can to live up to this honor you have bestowed upon me. The service I will provide will include up to but not be limited to nude spokesmodeling, artistic nudes, selling myself for meth, hardcore pornography, bdsm, pegging, scat play, incest stuff, scat play for meth, and last but not least, gaping.



The judges are giving you consideration. It doesn’t help that you’re moving to Wyoming, where internet access remains limited to 28.8 dial-up modem. Plus, how big could their malls be with no escalators? That means small crowds for personal appearances.

I don’t think you understand greenway. It’s over, the job is mine. I have already scotch guarded everything within 20 feet of my webcam and I’ve hooked the car battery to my nipples. The show is ready on now.
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Post by Dendrobates on 2020-09-16, 14:55

Wouldn't you want 2 different people? You want to show a "diverse" group.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2020-09-16, 15:11

Travis has two very different nipples.
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Post by Cameron on 2020-09-16, 15:23

Turtleneck wrote:Travis has two very different nipples.
Couldn't find this Scrubs clip on YouTube, sadly, and I don't think I can embed from this site, but:

https://tv.yarn.co/yarn-clip/12b6ca20-ba4c-4ec1-b51a-7f4169de3ec2
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Post by CORNER BLITZ on 2020-09-16, 15:35

Wake is multilingual
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos on 2020-09-16, 15:38

Be sure to check out PBS At 8 EDT 6 MDT tonight for the first annual swill bukkake pledge drive. For every $5 donation 1.... well, you’ll just have to tune in to find out what $5 buys you
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Post by steveschneider on 2020-09-16, 15:39

Should we make a podcast? I hear those can be lucrative.
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Post by Watch Out Pylon! on 2020-09-16, 16:07

steveschneider wrote:Should we make a podcast? I hear those can be lucrative.

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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2020-09-16, 19:28

Dendrobates wrote:Wouldn't you want 2 different people? You want to show a "diverse" group.
Your tits, my ass... Bang. Outta the park!
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