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Post by Turtleneck on 2019-05-06, 20:27

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1125555263644340224?s=19[/tw]

Odd place.

Yeah, everybody knows you wear denim if your hiding an alligator in your pants.
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Post by MiamiSpartan on 2019-05-06, 21:12

What's all the hubbub, it's only a baby.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-05-06, 21:29

That gator got snatched.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2019-05-06, 21:33

tGreenWay wrote:That gator got snatched.

She needed cargos.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-05-06, 21:49

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:That gator got snatched.

She needed cargos.

Never would’ve been caught if she’d been wearing cargos. You can hide a reptile-sized beast in there without being noticed.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-05-16, 20:01

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This guy must have been taking tips from that former Lions coach.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-05-16, 20:13

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1129174693569794048[/tw]

This guy must have been taking tips from that former Lions coach.

Gotta watch what you say to that guy.
Good: “Toss me the basketball.”
Not good: “Let’s see the ball.”
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Post by pulling69 on 2019-06-20, 08:29

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-07-03, 08:27

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2019-07-03, 08:32

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Chicken of the Trees



While many people view South Florida’s invasive iguana population as an annoyance at best and a pandemic at worst, Ishmeal Asson sees something else: lunch.

The Fort Lauderdale resident and native Trinidadian considers eating iguanas to be a way of life. Growing up, Asson learned to roast the island critters at roadside and backyard gatherings. Iguana is a staple in the Caribbean, where the reptiles are a native species and are known as “pollo de los árboles,” or chicken of the trees. Their meat contains more protein than chicken, and members of some cultures believe it has medicinal properties.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-07-03, 08:34

"Chicken of the Trees"

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Post by Cameron on 2019-07-03, 11:30

I think I would try iguana. Skewer it, put some teriyaki on it, and roast that bad boy and I'll give it a taste.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-07-03, 11:36

Cameron wrote:I think I would try iguana. Skewer it, put some teriyaki on it, and roast that bad boy and I'll give it a taste.

I've eaten rattlesnake, so why not?
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-07-03, 11:46

Floyd Robertson wrote:"Chicken of the Trees"

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Sorry, Carlos.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-07-03, 13:12

tGreenWay wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:"Chicken of the Trees"

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Sorry, Carlos.

Nice.
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Post by MiamiSpartan on 2019-07-03, 17:56

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1146394230446796801[/tw]

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Why is this funny? They're an invasive species and can cause problems. Ok, I mean, I'm not really looking to kill them or anything....yet. They're kind of cool in a mini-dinosaur kind of way, but you should see what those fuckers have done to the screens on my house. 8-10 inch gashes in the screens (had to replace 3 in the last year). I think that when it storms, they like the extra 3-4 inches that the windows are indented from the side of the house for extra protection. Summer (rain/storm season) is here, so that will probably pick up. Soon, I'll be sitting working from home some day and all of a sudden hear this creaking/scratching sound of their claws against the screen or glass of the window. So then I'll have to slide open the window and poke the screen so that the little fucker leaps off and scurries away. It's when I'm not home that they can take free reign on the screens.

Never eaten one though. I guess I wouldn't be opposed to trying it if a restaurant had it. Gator is pretty good if fried up right.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-07-03, 18:14

MiamiSpartan wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1146394230446796801[/tw]

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Why is this funny? They're an invasive species and can cause problems. Ok, I mean, I'm not really looking to kill them or anything....yet. They're kind of cool in a mini-dinosaur kind of way, but you should see what those fuckers have done to the screens on my house. 8-10 inch gashes in the screens (had to replace 3 in the last year). I think that when it storms, they like the extra 3-4 inches that the windows are indented from the side of the house for extra protection. Summer (rain/storm season) is here, so that will probably pick up. Soon, I'll be sitting working from home some day and all of a sudden hear this creaking/scratching sound of their claws against the screen or glass of the window. So then I'll have to slide open the window and poke the screen so that the little fucker leaps off and scurries away. It's when I'm not home that they can take free reign on the screens.

Never eaten one though. I guess I wouldn't be opposed to trying it if a restaurant had it. Gator is pretty good if fried up right.






It’s funny because it’s funny. Lighten up, Francis.
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Post by MiamiSpartan on 2019-07-03, 19:31

tGreenWay wrote:
MiamiSpartan wrote:
Why is this funny? They're an invasive species and can cause problems. Ok, I mean, I'm not really looking to kill them or anything....yet. They're kind of cool in a mini-dinosaur kind of way, but you should see what those fuckers have done to the screens on my house. 8-10 inch gashes in the screens (had to replace 3 in the last year). I think that when it storms, they like the extra 3-4 inches that the windows are indented from the side of the house for extra protection. Summer (rain/storm season) is here, so that will probably pick up. Soon, I'll be sitting working from home some day and all of a sudden hear this creaking/scratching sound of their claws against the screen or glass of the window. So then I'll have to slide open the window and poke the screen so that the little fucker leaps off and scurries away. It's when I'm not home that they can take free reign on the screens.

Never eaten one though. I guess I wouldn't be opposed to trying it if a restaurant had it. Gator is pretty good if fried up right.






It’s funny because it’s funny. Lighten up, Francis.


I get it, I was just saying that to lead in to my iguana stories. I still have my BB gun and I'm not afraid to use it if they try to take over.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-07-08, 09:34

A Florida man admitted to lighting firecrackers and putting them under a child's bed

A Florida man told Sheriff's deputies that he threw firecrackers under the bed of a sleeping 9-year-old girl in a "prank gone wrong," according to a post on the Okaloosa Sheriff's Office Facebook page.

It's sad when pranks go wrong.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2019-07-08, 10:01

Floyd Robertson wrote: A Florida man admitted to lighting firecrackers and putting them under a child's bed

A Florida man told Sheriff's deputies that he threw firecrackers under the bed of a sleeping 9-year-old girl in a "prank gone wrong," according to a post on the Okaloosa Sheriff's Office Facebook page.

It's sad when pranks go wrong.

I have always wondered if GreenWay lives in a tent in Bob's yard.
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Post by DWags on 2019-07-17, 11:21

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Post by Cameron on 2019-07-17, 13:21


Note to self: If I'm ever caught in the act with another dude's wife, don't let him tie me up, even if he's got a gun. I'd rather get shot a hundred times than get my wang chopped off with scissors.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-07-17, 14:33

Would it be insensitive to send the victim a get well cactus? Something about 8” tall and 2-3 inches thick?
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Post by Cameron on 2019-07-18, 14:10

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Post by DWags on 2019-07-19, 05:53

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Post by Jake from State Farm on 2019-07-23, 14:16

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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-07-23, 14:20

Jake from State Farm wrote:SQUEEZE DEM NUTZ

The 21-year-old, who was already on felony probation for resisting an officer with violence in November 2017, was placed under arrest for battery.

She's a keeper.
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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-07-24, 00:13

Floyd Robertson wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:SQUEEZE DEM NUTZ

The 21-year-old, who was already on felony probation for resisting an officer with violence in November 2017, was placed under arrest for battery.

She's a keeper.


The makeup sex could be as crazy as she is.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-08-09, 09:12

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I figured they'd have drive thru Walmarts by now.
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Post by Turtleneck on 2019-08-09, 09:27

Golf is a menace to this country. No coincidence that they play a lot of golf.
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Post by Senior Dickfist on 2019-08-09, 12:34

That cart looks like it's ready to do sum mudd'n.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-08-17, 19:12

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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-08-17, 19:56

Made me laugh, Floyd, but I’m still skeptical that it’s legit and not PS.
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Post by Floyd Robertson on 2019-08-21, 08:17

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Post by AvgMSUJoe on 2019-09-16, 20:14

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Post by Nordic on 2019-09-16, 20:21

Floyd Robertson wrote:[tw]1164114945656741888[/tw]

affraid

What

The

Fuck

Update: I just read the actual story and it as Shocked as you would expect. I'm left with a lot of questions.
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Post by Cameron on 2019-10-02, 13:36

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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That on 2019-10-02, 13:38

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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-10-02, 13:49

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Post by tGreenWay on 2019-10-02, 13:56

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"[Hang-up calls] are pretty routine and deputies respond to many of them per shift. But most of them don't make the cut when it comes to being memorable. This one will definitely hang around in the memory for a while," the Florida sheriff's office said.”
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