Re: Posters Only Meeting Thread (No Admins or Lurkers Allowed)

[DWags]

Sometimes I get a boner at awkward times.

At my age, anytime I get one its good, never awkward.

[Turtleneck]

Here is how we fix it. 5 easy steps.

1) Pervis again starts grading the team after each game
2) Pregame threads are more informative than entertaining
3) Nordic gets us hyped, like running through a wall hyped
4) DWags starts breaking down the Xs and Os after each game
5) GreenWay is banned until WBH returns

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Here is how we fix it. 5 easy steps.

1) Pervis again starts grading the team after each game
2) Pregame threads are more informative than entertaining
3) Nordic gets us hyped, like running through a wall hyped
4) DWags starts breaking down the Xs and Os after each game
5) GreenWay is banned until WBH returns

All great ideas.

Does anyone have any thoughts around getting some undercooked chicken into Ohio states pregame meal?

[AvgMSUJoe]

Sometimes I get a boner at awkward times.

productive comment... thanks for sharing

[InTenSity]

Why wouldn't they be?

Pretty big storm in FL recently.

Weather has been great in SE Florida.  The west coast is fucked,  but I did get a notification one of the courses over there is open.

[Nordic]

Maybe we should do one of those ceremonial sacrifice things like they did in Ted Lasso

[DWags]

Maybe we should do one of those ceremonial sacrifice things like they did in Ted Lasso

Can we sacrifice Greenways virginity?

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Maybe we should do one of those ceremonial sacrifice things like they did in Ted Lasso

Can we sacrifice Greenways virginity?

Many have tried, no one has succeeded. Probably easier to just kill a chicken

[kingstonlake]

Well, all summer GreenWay and Kingston shit all over football threads. They refused to focus. They didn't want to work hard and be disciplined posters. They own all of the blame. Kingston is redeemable, but GreenWay should be banned for life.

This is not accurate. I’m not redeemable.

[Motown Spartan]

Sometimes I get a boner at awkward times.

At my age, anytime I get one its good, never awkward.

Gramma's funeral?

[DWags]

At my age, anytime I get one its good, never awkward.

Gramma's funeral?

I accidentally yelled. “Holy shit, it’s stiffer than grandma “

[duffy munn]

Sometimes I get a boner at awkward times.

At my age, anytime I get one its good, never awkward.

And needs to be acted on quickly

[tGreenWay]

Oh don’t be so dramatic you’re still here aren’t ya

I feel bullied and unwelcome.

I am a non-attorney spokesman for Miami Spartan. Miami wanted me to reiterate how he is feeling bullied and unwelcome. In legal terms, Miami is suffering from a hostile board environment. As the OP of this thread, and as Miami’s primary antagonist, I am here to make you a one-time financial offer that will ease Miami’s pain and make this ugliness go away. Should you respond in a disputatious manner that falls short of making Miami whole again, you can expect all further proceedings to be ordered by a civil court of law. Give Miami money or prepare to feel his wrath, and with his wrath you should expect excruciating mental anguish. As his spokesman, I am prepared to receive your payout forthwith.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I feel bullied and unwelcome.

I am a non-attorney spokesman for Miami Spartan. Miami wanted me to reiterate how he is feeling bullied and unwelcome. In legal terms, Miami is suffering from a hostile board environment. As the OP of this thread, and as Miami’s primary antagonist, I am here to make you a one-time financial offer that will ease Miami’s pain and make this ugliness go away. Should you respond in a disputatious manner that falls short of making Miami whole again, you can expect all further proceedings to be ordered by a civil court of law. Give Miami money or prepare to feel his wrath, and with his wrath you should expect excruciating mental anguish. As his spokesman, I am prepared to receive your payout forthwith.

I have “thanked” your post. This will be sufficient and I consider this matter resolved. Thank you.

[MiamiSpartan]

I feel bullied and unwelcome.

I am a non-attorney spokesman for Miami Spartan. Miami wanted me to reiterate how he is feeling bullied and unwelcome. In legal terms, Miami is suffering from a hostile board environment. As the OP of this thread, and as Miami’s primary antagonist, I am here to make you a one-time financial offer that will ease Miami’s pain and make this ugliness go away. Should you respond in a disputatious manner that falls short of making Miami whole again, you can expect all further proceedings to be ordered by a civil court of law. Give Miami money or prepare to feel his wrath, and with his wrath you should expect excruciating mental anguish. As his spokesman, I am prepared to receive your payout forthwith.

I don't understand a lot of the words in here, but I'll give you my bank account, passwords, and social security number so that you can properly transfer the funds you collect.

[AvgMSUJoe]

Maybe we should do one of those ceremonial sacrifice things like they did in Ted Lasso

Oh shit... got an idea... in a sacrifice to the football gods... whoever is in control of this shit hole resets the board statistics... for everyone. That is probably the only internets related sacrifice we all can make as a united front against the evils of the football curse we are enduring guys.

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[Trapper Gus]

Maybe we should do one of those ceremonial sacrifice things like they did in Ted Lasso

Oh shit... got an idea... in a sacrifice to the football gods... whoever is in control of this shit hole resets the board statistics... for everyone. That is probably the only internets related sacrifice we all can make as a united front against the evils of the football curse we are enduring guys.

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Unless they fixed it SeaRockCity is still in charge.

When I switched back to my original Trapper Gus ID, Heat told me he couldn't transfer the post count from my TrapperGus ID.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Actually, I think we’re onto something.

I think we should pick a random account that was created, but has never posted or logged in (if you look at the member list there are a fair number of them, probably spam shit) and ask heat to obliterate the account. This will be our sacrificial offering to the message board Gods that have foresaken us. Does anyone want to go to the member list and pick our sacrifice?

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Okay I nominate these 3 accounts. Please come to a consensus on which one we should obliterate and I’ll reach out to heat to complete our sacrifice

[Trapper Gus]

I volunteer my TrapperGus ID and it has about 700 posts ....(and it is annoying it is still listed - so this isn't exactly without gain for me)

[Travis of the Cosmos]

I volunteer my TrapperGus ID and it has about 700 posts ....(and it is annoying it is still listed - so this isn't exactly without gain for me)

That doesn’t really sound like a sacrifice

[Wally Fairway]

Maybe we should just put all of our hope and efforts into the hockey season, which starts this week.

BTW - I don't want in this posters only meeting, don't want to join any club/conversation that would allow someone like me into their club.

[Nordic]

Maybe we should just put all of our hope and efforts into the hockey season, which starts this week.

BTW - I don't want in this posters only meeting, don't want to join any club/conversation that would allow someone like me into their club.

Yet, here you are. Pull up a chair.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Okay I nominate these 3 accounts. Please come to a consensus on which one we should obliterate and I’ll reach out to heat to complete our sacrifice

Fuck it im just going to pick one myself

[Trapper Gus]

I volunteer my TrapperGus ID and it has about 700 posts ....(and it is annoying it is still listed - so this isn't exactly without gain for me)

That doesn’t really sound like a sacrifice

Well, it is my alternative, though inactive ID, so it is sort of a give. It looks to me like a win-win. We eliminate as unused ID, which is what you guys were proposing, and I am less annoyed about it being there.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

That doesn’t really sound like a sacrifice

Well, it is my alternative, though inactive ID, so it is sort of a give. It looks to me like a win-win. We eliminate as unused ID, which is what you guys were proposing, and I am less annoyed about it being there.

You don’t win win with the Gods

[Trapper Gus]

Well, it is my alternative, though inactive ID, so it is sort of a give. It looks to me like a win-win. We eliminate as unused ID, which is what you guys were proposing, and I am less annoyed about it being there.

You don’t win win with the Gods

Not really seeing the point of giving up any unused ID's then.

Resetting statistics for everyone seems more like a real give.

[Travis of the Cosmos]

You don’t win win with the Gods

Not really seeing the point of giving up any unused ID's then.

Resetting statistics for everyone seems more like a real give.

Well it’s certainly not a win win, I’d liken it to the type of target that the Aztecs would use if memory serves. They weren’t pulling their best and brightest then executing them

[Robert J Sakimano]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

[tGreenWay]

Just to clarify for all Swillers: When Bob says vinyl, he means his album collection, not the clear plastic coverings on all of his couches.

[Pervis Muldoon]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

Do you have Miller Lite?

[tGreenWay]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

Do you have Miller Lite?

Best to ask DWags directly. Bob is 100% Blatz Light.

[aualum06]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

No go my toes are my best feature and you will need to be awed by them

[Motown Spartan]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

Do you have a urinal in your basement? How about a trough? That would be awesome.

[Cameron]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

Do you have a urinal in your basement? How about a trough? That would be awesome.

Every basement has a urinal if it's not your basement and you don't give a fuck.

[Robert J Sakimano]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

Do you have a urinal in your basement? How about a trough? That would be awesome.

there is a very modest restroom in the basement.

nevermind the worn-out gimp suit over behind the work bench. It's a long story and and my attorneys have advised me against repeating it.

[The Pantry]

I volunteer to monitor the bourbon at Bob's place.

[tGreenWay]

we could hold the meeting at my house, but I respectfully request the following parameters:

1. Arrive sometime between my morning nap and my afternoon nap.
2. Don't touch the vinyl without my permission.
3. Feet are weird. Please don't remove your shoes.
4. If there is a particular song/artist you would like to hear, submit written request for consideration by the committee (me).
5. If you get bored, the backyard likely needs to be mowed. Thanks in advance.
6. Yes, you can have a beer (DWags has been designated the fridge monitor).

No go my toes are my best feature and you will need to be awed by them

Your wikifeet page is bookmarked on my notebook. I’m sort of using it as motivation to get my own feet in shape.

[Robert J Sakimano]

I volunteer to monitor the bourbon at Bob's place.

the committee I (me and the cats) will consider using you as an unpaid intern.

(Background check pending).

[Travis of the Cosmos]

Hey all

I’m calling for another POSTERS ONLY meeting to discuss the football and make sure we’re all in lock step. Please leave if you are not a poster. 

The last posters only meeting resulted in the human sacrifice of poster VIRGIL and I think something along the lines though potentially more extreme is appropriate this year. Let me know what your thoughts are

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