Re: tOfficial FUCK Michigan Game Thread

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:28 pm

Wags, I hope you're cheering louder

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:34 pm

I'm so pissed off at this game.

Refs can't call it on both sides. The way it's going michigan will win because of free throws.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:37 pm

Dendrobates wrote:I'm so pissed off at this game.

Refs can't call it on both sides. The way it's going michigan will win because of free throws.

Don’t forget the four points the stripes took off the scoreboard in the first half.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:38 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:I'm so pissed off at this game.

Refs can't call it on both sides. The way it's going michigan will win because of free throws.

Don’t forget the four points the stripes took off the scoreboard in the first half.

It's a good thing I'm not at the game. I would get myself in trouble with my mouth

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:39 pm

Bufkin sounds like some type of sex play involving feces.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:40 pm

Where was the foul?

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:40 pm

No fucking contact

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:41 pm

Should have been a flop on that one.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:41 pm

AJ didn’t even touch his hand as far as I can tell.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:44 pm

tGreenWay wrote:AJ didn’t even touch his hand as far as I can tell.

Each replay showed air.
Flop should have been called.

by **InTenSity** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:44 pm

Fuck Michigan

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:45 pm

Wags, I need to know more of what happened.

I told Nevets what happened, and he specifically said "oh. You so would have been kicked out if someone said that to you"

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:50 pm

Not as satisfying because of the zebras. I'm happy though.

by **kingstonlake** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:52 pm

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:57 pm

Dendrobates wrote:Not as satisfying because of the zebras. I'm happy though.

Not to mention Gus reminding us that’s Jett with two t’s half a dozen times

by **NigelUno** Sat Jan 07, 2023 4:59 pm

Ugly game. BIG win.

Odd they didn’t show the Big Ten standings AFTER the game.

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:01 pm

kingstonlake wrote:

Since I don’t bet cash and have never seen a betting slip, does that say you wagered $5 and get back $955? I must be misunderstanding things, right? Otherwise, where can I get a piece of payouts like that?

by **tGreenWay** Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:03 pm

Also: I hate early weekend games. Matinees suck, although the Izzone did an outstanding job making it feel like a prime time marquee matchup.

by **StylesGShmooth** Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:04 pm

tGreenWay wrote:
kingstonlake wrote:

Since I don’t bet cash and have never seen a betting slip, does that say you wagered $5 and get back $955? I must be misunderstanding things, right? Otherwise, where can I get a piece of payouts like that?

Says exactly that. 5 way parlay is hard to bring home. Just needed Joey to hit one of those 3s from Walker.

by **Trapper Gus** Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:13 pm

Izzo sounds pissed about poor shots and officials.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 5:18 pm

Trapper Gus wrote:Izzo sounds pissed about poor shots and officials.

He's right

by **NigelUno** Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:00 pm

JETT!!!

WITH 2 T'S!!!

Shut up Gus.

And Michigan has the most prepared staff in the country? tOfficial FUCK Michigan Game Thread - Page 2 502811600

by **Turtleneck** Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:22 pm

NigelUno wrote:JETT!!!

WITH 2 T'S!!!

Shut up Gus.

And Michigan has the most prepared staff in the country?

Who got two techincals?

by **NigelUno** Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:29 pm

Turtleneck wrote:
NigelUno wrote:JETT!!!

WITH 2 T'S!!!

Shut up Gus.

And Michigan has the most prepared staff in the country?

Who got two techincals?

I only know because I looked it up. Gus was too busy talking about how many T's were in Jett.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 6:34 pm

tGreenWay wrote:Also: I hate early weekend games. Matinees suck, although the Izzone did an outstanding job making it feel like a prime time marquee matchup.

A parlay, meaning more than 1 bet to consecutively happen, would need all 5 of those things to happen. The odds determine how much it's all worth it. No matter what, doing a parlay adds up the money because the chances of that many things actually happening. His bet of $5, for all 5, would payout at that sum. If one doesn't hit, you get nothing.

by **DWags** Sat Jan 07, 2023 7:38 pm

Dendrobates wrote:Wags, I need to know more of what happened.

I told Nevets what happened, and he specifically said "oh. You so would have been kicked out if someone said that to you"

Lady turned around and said, “quit yelling”. WTF. By the way, those Are not that ladies seats. They bought them on the internet.

by **DWags** Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:34 pm

Also, quoting my better half who is an angry mama bear at games, “if you wanted it quiet you should have watched at home!”

She ain’t the prettiest
She ain’t the most knowledgeable
She doesn’t have the best body anymore
But god damn do I love that woman.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:37 pm

DWags wrote:Also, quoting my better half who is an angry mama bear at games, “if you wanted it quiet you should have watched at home!”

She ain’t the prettiest
She ain’t the most knowledgeable
She doesn’t have the best body anymore
But god damn do I love that woman.

I would have eaten that woman alive.
I was fuming here about it

by **DWags** Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:41 pm

Dendrobates wrote:
DWags wrote:Also, quoting my better half who is an angry mama bear at games, “if you wanted it quiet you should have watched at home!”

She ain’t the prettiest
She ain’t the most knowledgeable
She doesn’t have the best body anymore
But god damn do I love that woman.

I would have eaten that woman alive.
I was fuming here about it

This is why we all love you.

by **NigelUno** Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:30 pm

DWags wrote:Also, quoting my better half who is an angry mama bear at games, “if you wanted it quiet you should have watched at home!”

She ain’t the prettiest
She ain’t the most knowledgeable
She doesn’t have the best body anymore
But god damn do I love that woman.

Hopefully, she ain't reading the Swill when you put your phone down.

by AvgMSUJoe Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:36 pm

NigelUno wrote:
DWags wrote:Also, quoting my better half who is an angry mama bear at games, “if you wanted it quiet you should have watched at home!”

She ain’t the prettiest
She ain’t the most knowledgeable
She doesn’t have the best body anymore
But god damn do I love that woman.

Hopefully, she ain't reading the Swill when you put your phone down.

My wife IS the prettiest and smartest with a banging body...
🥴🥴🥴

by **MiamiSpartan** Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:56 pm

AvgMSUJoe wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Hopefully, she ain't reading the Swill when you put your phone down.
My wife IS the prettiest and smartest with a banging body...
🥴🥴🥴

Hi Mrs. AvgMSUJoe!

by AvgMSUJoe Sat Jan 07, 2023 10:10 pm

I've been posting on these message boards for 20+ years... i know THIS is the thread she'd find.

by **Dendrobates** Sat Jan 07, 2023 11:50 pm

NigelUno wrote:
DWags wrote:Also, quoting my better half who is an angry mama bear at games, “if you wanted it quiet you should have watched at home!”

She ain’t the prettiest
She ain’t the most knowledgeable
She doesn’t have the best body anymore
But god damn do I love that woman.

Hopefully, she ain't reading the Swill when you put your phone down.

If that bitch reads this, I would welcome her thoughts personally.
And happily apologized for my mistake publicly..

But for the life of me, if I am so far gone to bitch about my team, on a home court, about shit being loud, than just put me down.

I know my husband knows that's not an idle threat.

by **Nordic** Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:47 am

DWags wrote:
Dendrobates wrote:Wags, I need to know more of what happened.

I told Nevets what happened, and he specifically said "oh. You so would have been kicked out if someone said that to you"

Lady turned around and said, “quit yelling”. WTF. By the way, those Are not that ladies seats. They bought them on the internet.

She's gonna leave a shit yelp review

by **Nordic** Sun Jan 08, 2023 12:49 am

Dendrobates wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:AJ didn’t even touch his hand as far as I can tell.

Each replay showed air.
Flop should have been called.

Dendro wins poster of thread. This is how you game thread.

by **Dendrobates** Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:29 am

I was really drunk while posting in this thread.
Luckily, I'm only slightly hungover.

by **NigelUno** Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:40 am

Dendrobates wrote:I was really drunk while posting in this thread.
Luckily, I'm only slightly hungover.

The best cure for a hangover is to keep drinking.

by AvgMSUJoe Sun Jan 08, 2023 10:44 am

Dendrobates wrote:I was really drunk while posting in this thread.
Luckily, I'm only slightly hungover.

Note to board: Dendro is a violent drunk.

by **tGreenWay** Sun Jan 08, 2023 11:09 am

Dendrobates wrote:I was really drunk while posting in this thread.
Luckily, I'm only slightly hungover.

Really? I’m totally shocked!
But it was fun watching your inner Jackson show itself. tOfficial FUCK Michigan Game Thread - Page 2 1494614055

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