The State of Wyoming Only Has Two Escalators (in the Whole State)
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The State of Wyoming Only Has Two Escalators (in the Whole State)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/18/wyoming-has-only-2-escalators_n_3616861.html
Surely, Wyoming officials realized the error in their ways and installed more escalators after the reports?
Alas, they didn't. Understanding the gravity of such journalism, The Atlantic descended on Wyoming and found that there are still only two (well, four, if you count each ascending and descending set of stairs as one). Both bays are in Casper buildings, at the First National Bank and the Hilltop National Bank.
That's 0.000003467 escalators per capita, according to the magazine's run of the 2012 population numbers.
Have you visited both, Rochinante? Do people know how to ride them?
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Escalators are passe. We have a bunch of these.
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Wyoming is still kind of fat compared to its neighbors to the north and south. They should get rid of those two escalators.
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Rocinante wrote:Escalators are passe. We have a bunch of these.
Your state is over represented!
BLOCK: As to the political argument equating escalators per capita to senators, he's not buying it.
FUGLEBERG: If we're handing out political representation based on escalator numbers, then we're going to see a boom in many places with a lot of escalators making pretty scary claims about how many senators they should have in the U.S. Senate.
http://www.npr.org/2013/07/18/203361119/where-are-all-of-wyomings-escalators
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I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
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LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
I think Wisconsin escalators are overrated. Not sure what CheesySpartan thinks.
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Wy?LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
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Giant Moose wrote:Wy?LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
ID MOve to Wyoming. OK?
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Turtleneck wrote:Giant Moose wrote:
Wy?
ID MOve to Wyoming. OK?
KS MI AZ.
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Giant Moose wrote:Wy?LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.
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Giant Moose wrote:Turtleneck wrote:
ID MOve to Wyoming. OK?
KS MI AZ.
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Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:Giant Moose wrote:
KS MI AZ.
I've been silenced.
Edit: Wait, I have something.
MI PA says NVAR KS a MAn's ARse.
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Giant Moose wrote:Wyoming is still kind of fat compared to its neighbors to the north and south. They should get rid of those two escalators.
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LoneWolfSparty wrote:Giant Moose wrote:
Wy?
Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.
No you wouldn't.
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Travis of the Cosmos wrote:LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.
No you wouldn't.
To protect my family and supplies, yes... Yes I would.
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There is literally no circumstance in which you need to take people out from 1000 yards to protect your family.LoneWolfSparty wrote:Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
No you wouldn't.
To protect my family and supplies, yes... Yes I would.
So, again, no you wouldn't.
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LoneWolfSparty wrote:Giant Moose wrote:
Wy?
Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.
Sigh. Everything about you screams weasel who knows nothing about any kind of rifle.
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kingstonlake wrote:LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.
Sigh. Everything about you screams weasel who knows nothing about any kind of rifle.
Okay, Jeeves.
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Can we get back on topic, please? Wyoming has two escalators. That is it. Maybe the lack of escalators is why this Wyoming kid built a nuclear reactor in his garage. Also, I would like to hear Wollenman's take on the escalator issue.
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guys who talk the toughest are usually the biggest cowards. Pretty much everyone knows that.
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Just another day in Casper.
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Turtleneck wrote:Just another day in Casper.
Wyoming's stairway to heaven.
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You gotta be kidding.
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tGreenWay wrote:You gotta be kidding.
I can't wait for you to forget your password again.
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Turtleneck wrote:tGreenWay wrote:You gotta be kidding.
I can't wait for you to forget your password again.
I'll forget you before I forget my PW again. See? There's an upside.
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Turtleneck wrote:tGreenWay wrote:You gotta be kidding.
I can't wait for you to forget your password again.
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Bump. I hear a 3rd might be on the way. Roc, can you confirm?
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Giant Moose wrote:Wyoming is still kind of fat compared to its neighbors to the north and south. They should get rid of those two escalators.
Mississippi Goddam
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Bump.
I heard an escalator is being installed at the Univ. of Wyoming library.
I heard an escalator is being installed at the Univ. of Wyoming library.
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And when they do get around escalators, they hurt themselves.
http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html
http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html
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Turtleneck wrote:And when they do get around escalators, they hurt themselves.
http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html
You don't go around escalators, Turtleneck, you ride or walk up or down escalators.
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tGreenWay wrote:Turtleneck wrote:And when they do get around escalators, they hurt themselves.
http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html
You don't go around escalators, Turtleneck, you ride or walk up or down escalators.
How would you know? You have never been out of Travis's pit.
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Turtleneck wrote:tGreenWay wrote:
You don't go around escalators, Turtleneck, you ride or walk up or down escalators.
How would you know? You have never been out of Travis's pit.
He installed a Jeffersonian dumb waiter system. I'm allowed day passes outside now because I've been an exemplary captive.
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Has anybody here ever built their own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.
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Turtleneck wrote:Has anybody here ever built there own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.
Don't hire a contractor from Wyoming, they have minimal experience in this area.
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That’s a very good point, Mr. Goose.
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It’s pretty easy Turtleneck you can do it on your own in a weekendTurtleneck wrote:Has anybody here ever built their own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.
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