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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-01, 11:03



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/18/wyoming-has-only-2-escalators_n_3616861.html

Surely, Wyoming officials realized the error in their ways and installed more escalators after the reports?


Alas, they didn't. Understanding the gravity of such journalism, The Atlantic descended on Wyoming and found that there are still only two (well, four, if you count each ascending and descending set of stairs as one). Both bays are in Casper buildings, at the First National Bank and the Hilltop National Bank.




That's 0.000003467 escalators per capita, according to the magazine's run of the 2012 population numbers.



 Have you visited both, Rochinante? Do people know how to ride them?
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Post by Rocinante 2015-05-01, 11:09

Escalators are passe. We have a bunch of these.

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Post by Giant Moose 2015-05-01, 11:10

Wyoming is still kind of fat compared to its neighbors to the north and south. They should get rid of those two escalators.

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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-01, 11:12

Rocinante wrote:Escalators are passe. We have a bunch of these.

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Your state is over represented!

BLOCK: As to the political argument equating escalators per capita to senators, he's not buying it.

FUGLEBERG: If we're handing out political representation based on escalator numbers, then we're going to see a boom in many places with a lot of escalators making pretty scary claims about how many senators they should have in the U.S. Senate.

http://www.npr.org/2013/07/18/203361119/where-are-all-of-wyomings-escalators
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-05-01, 11:12

I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-01, 11:14

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.

I think Wisconsin escalators are overrated. Not sure what CheesySpartan thinks.
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-05-01, 11:14

LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
Wy?
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-01, 11:21

Giant Moose wrote:
LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
Wy?

ID MOve to Wyoming. OK?
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Post by Giant Moose 2015-05-01, 11:22

Turtleneck wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
Wy?

ID MOve to Wyoming. OK?

KS MI AZ.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-05-01, 11:22

Giant Moose wrote:
LoneWolfSparty wrote:I love Wyoming. Gonna move there when the race war starts.
Wy?

Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-05-01, 11:23

Giant Moose wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

ID MOve to Wyoming. OK?

KS MI AZ.
lol!
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-01, 13:00

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:

KS MI AZ.
lol!

I've been silenced.

Edit: Wait, I have something.

MI PA says NVAR KS a MAn's ARse.
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Post by xsanguine 2015-05-03, 08:41

Giant Moose wrote:Wyoming is still kind of fat compared to its neighbors to the north and south. They should get rid of those two escalators.


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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2015-05-03, 08:47

LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
Wy?

Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.

No you wouldn't.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-05-03, 08:50

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.

No you wouldn't.

To protect my family and supplies, yes... Yes I would.
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2015-05-03, 08:56

LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

No you wouldn't.

To protect my family and supplies, yes... Yes I would.
There is literally no circumstance in which you need to take people out from 1000 yards to protect your family.

So, again, no you wouldn't.
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Post by kingstonlake 2015-05-03, 09:18

LoneWolfSparty wrote:
Giant Moose wrote:
Wy?

Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.

Sigh. Everything about you screams weasel who knows nothing about any kind of rifle.
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Post by LoneWolfSparty 2015-05-03, 09:57

kingstonlake wrote:
LoneWolfSparty wrote:

Wide open spaces. I'll use my sniper rifle to pick off perps at 1000yds.

Sigh. Everything about you screams weasel who knows nothing about any kind of rifle.

Okay, Jeeves.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-03, 10:45

Can we get back on topic, please? Wyoming has two escalators. That is it. Maybe the lack of escalators is why this Wyoming kid built a nuclear reactor in his garage. Also, I would like to hear Wollenman's take on the escalator issue.
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Post by DWags 2015-05-03, 10:54

guys who talk the toughest are usually the biggest cowards. Pretty much everyone knows that.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-05-03, 11:05

Just another day in Casper.

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Post by HT 2015-05-03, 11:08

Turtleneck wrote:Just another day in Casper.


Wyoming's stairway to heaven.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-26, 16:13

Bump
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-26, 16:14

You gotta be kidding.
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Post by Turtleneck 2015-08-26, 16:16

tGreenWay wrote:You gotta be kidding.

I can't wait for you to forget your password again.
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Post by tGreenWay 2015-08-26, 16:20

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:You gotta be kidding.

I can't wait for you to forget your password again.

I'll forget you before I forget my PW again. See? There's an upside. The State of Wyoming Only Has Two Escalators (in the Whole State) 2809484752
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Post by Other Teams Pursuing That 2015-08-26, 16:23

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:You gotta be kidding.

I can't wait for you to forget your password again.

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Post by Turtleneck 2016-05-24, 17:19

Bump. I hear a 3rd might be on the way. Roc, can you confirm?
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Post by StylesGShmooth 2016-05-24, 23:18

Giant Moose wrote:Wyoming is still kind of fat compared to its neighbors to the north and south. They should get rid of those two escalators.

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Post by Turtleneck 2016-12-28, 19:02

Bump.

I heard an escalator is being installed at the Univ. of Wyoming library.
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Post by Turtleneck 2018-01-02, 17:17

And when they do get around escalators, they hurt themselves.

http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-01-02, 17:20

Turtleneck wrote:And when they do get around escalators, they hurt themselves.

http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html

You don't go around escalators, Turtleneck, you ride or walk up or down escalators.
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Post by Turtleneck 2018-01-02, 17:22

tGreenWay wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:And when they do get around escalators, they hurt themselves.

http://trib.com/news/breaking/casper-girl-critically-injured-in-escalator-accident/article_bdb546c9-63fe-584f-9c7c-44b1527630e6.html

You don't go around escalators, Turtleneck, you ride or walk up or down escalators.

How would you know? You have never been out of Travis's pit.
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Post by tGreenWay 2018-01-02, 17:23

Turtleneck wrote:
tGreenWay wrote:

You don't go around escalators, Turtleneck, you ride or walk up or down escalators.

How would you know? You have never been out of Travis's pit.

He installed a Jeffersonian dumb waiter system. I'm allowed day passes outside now because I've been an exemplary captive.
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Post by Turtleneck 2018-11-26, 19:59

Has anybody here ever built their own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.


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Post by Guest 2018-11-26, 20:01

Turtleneck wrote:Has anybody here ever built there own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.

Don't hire a contractor from Wyoming, they have minimal experience in this area.
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Post by Turtleneck 2018-11-26, 20:07

That’s a very good point, Mr. Goose.
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Post by I.B. Fine 2018-11-26, 20:14

Turtleneck wrote:Has anybody here ever built their own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.
Just get one of these, I think tGreenWay knows an installer that did his, I think this is a picture of him trying it out for the first time 
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Post by Travis of the Cosmos 2018-11-26, 20:18

Turtleneck wrote:Has anybody here ever built their own escalator? Wondering if I can do it myself, or if I should contract it out.
It’s pretty easy Turtleneck you can do it on your own in a weekend
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