Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
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Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Fucking cocksucker. I'm done being nice to these bastards. I want revenge. How do they prey on old people and convince them they can tell there's a virus and should pay them to remove it? They are even calling my cell now.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Just block the phone number
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It showed up as 9798. That's it. I should never have answered but it's a work phone and I have people call me from all over the world so I can't risk not answering a call.The Pantry wrote:Just block the phone number
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Well aren't you just fucking specialSnake Plissken wrote:It showed up as 9798. That's it. I should never have answered but it's a work phone and I have people call me from all over the world so I can't risk not answering a call.The Pantry wrote:Just block the phone number
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Bad day for Indians and the Internet in my book. I had add about dozen very large IPV4 address blocks assigned to India in our corporate firewall this morning after I found about 1,000 overnight probes against our SMTP server. I hate that fucking shit.
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I work with the military so I have people that are deployed in countries all of the world and they seem to have my cell #. It's not as glamorous as you make it sound.Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Well aren't you just fucking specialSnake Plissken wrote:
It showed up as 9798. That's it. I should never have answered but it's a work phone and I have people call me from all over the world so I can't risk not answering a call.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
I still think you're special.Snake Plissken wrote:I work with the military so I have people that are deployed in countries all of the world and they seem to have my cell #. It's not as glamorous as you make it sound.Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Well aren't you just fucking special
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I still think you're special.Snake Plissken wrote:
I work with the military so I have people that are deployed in countries all of the world and they seem to have my cell #. It's not as glamorous as you make it sound.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
I've never met a virus that SpyHunter couldn't fix. It costs $$ but after some of the debacles I've been through I happily ante up the $40/year.
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WhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I've never met a virus that SpyHunter couldn't fix. It costs $$ but after some of the debacles I've been through I happily ante up the $40/year.
Is that the game I used to play on my commodore?
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Unfortunately not. I loved that game. Oil slick ftw.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
I don't have a damn virusWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I've never met a virus that SpyHunter couldn't fix. It costs $$ but after some of the debacles I've been through I happily ante up the $40/year.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
My neighbor got duped. I forget how it started, but it's been a pita for me. I had to buy her a new hard drive, reinstall as much as possible but was unable to duplicate her setup. They called her for a few days. I basically told her to turn her computer off and disconnect it from the internet.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Snake Plissken wrote:I don't have a damn virusWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:I've never met a virus that SpyHunter couldn't fix. It costs $$ but after some of the debacles I've been through I happily ante up the $40/year.
The key is reading comprehension. I am impatient and sometimes I lack it.
But still...Spyhunter rules.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
I'll remember thatWhiteBoyHatcher wrote:Snake Plissken wrote:I don't have a damn virus
The key is reading comprehension. I am impatient and sometimes I lack it.
But still...Spyhunter rules.
It's frustrating that these guys call constantly and claim they know you have a virus. I could see them calling my Mom and convincing her she needed to give them access to her computer. It's cyber attacking older people that don't know any better.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
It's sad that crap like this happens. I'd like to punch these guys in the throat.InTenSity wrote:My neighbor got duped. I forget how it started, but it's been a pita for me. I had to buy her a new hard drive, reinstall as much as possible but was unable to duplicate her setup. They called her for a few days. I basically told her to turn her computer off and disconnect it from the internet.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Just tell them you don't have an internet connection when they call.
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InTenSity wrote:My neighbor got duped. I forget how it started, but it's been a pita for me. I had to buy her a new hard drive, reinstall as much as possible but was unable to duplicate her setup. They called her for a few days. I basically told her to turn her computer off and disconnect it from the internet.
Pics of the neighbor please.
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Snake Plissken wrote:Fucking cocksucker. I'm done being nice to these bastards. I want revenge. How do they prey on old people and convince them they can tell there's a virus and should pay them to remove it? They are even calling my cell now.
I'll explain or after you post your credit card info.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Jake from State Farm wrote:Just tell them you don't have an internet connection when they call.
My buddy pretended to follow their directions with a southern accent for like 10 minutes. Finally the con man asked what he was seeing.
"Where?"
"On your monitor."
"What monitor?"
"The computer monitor."
"Computer?"
"Yes."
"Shoot! I ain't even got a computer!"
The Indian con man actually laughed.
Another buddy read them the riot act because his BiL had been duped (but stopped short of giving them a CC number). The Indian con man called him an idiot hung up.
In related news, an Indian IRS employee called my house yesterday saying I needed to call back about a very serious matter. LOL
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LoneWolfSparty wrote:
In related news, an Indian IRS employee called my house yesterday saying I needed to call back about a very serious matter. LOL
Call him back ASAP
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She's a 70 something German lady. I'll see what I can muster up.Jake from State Farm wrote:InTenSity wrote:My neighbor got duped. I forget how it started, but it's been a pita for me. I had to buy her a new hard drive, reinstall as much as possible but was unable to duplicate her setup. They called her for a few days. I basically told her to turn her computer off and disconnect it from the internet.
Pics of the neighbor please.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
LoneWolfSparty wrote:Jake from State Farm wrote:Just tell them you don't have an internet connection when they call.
My buddy pretended to follow their directions with a southern accent for like 10 minutes. Finally the con man asked what he was seeing.
"Where?"
"On your monitor."
"What monitor?"
"The computer monitor."
"Computer?"
"Yes."
"Shoot! I ain't even got a computer!"
The Indian con man actually laughed.
Another buddy read them the riot act because his BiL had been duped (but stopped short of giving them a CC number). The Indian con man called him an idiot hung up.
In related news, an Indian IRS employee called my house yesterday saying I needed to call back about a very serious matter. LOL
I told one of them that I'd have to run out to the barn and fire up the generator and that I had to go get gas for it first. I left him hanging on the phone for 30 minutes before he hung up. He called back and I told him I had an Apple operating system when he told me to click on the start button. I ended up wasting an hour or so of their time.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
I'll try that next time instead of going the "you can't possible see my computer you cocksucker...fuck you" route. It sounds more fun.Jake from State Farm wrote:
I told one of them that I'd have to run out to the barn and fire up the generator and that I had to go get gas for it first. I left him hanging on the phone for 30 minutes before he hung up. He called back and I told him I had an Apple operating system when he told me to click on the start button. I ended up wasting an hour or so of their time.
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Snake Plissken wrote:Fucking cocksucker. I'm done being nice to these bastards. I want revenge. How do they prey on old people and convince them they can tell there's a virus and should pay them to remove it? They are even calling my cell now.
Tell him you don't think you have a virus, but say, "Hey, while I've got you on the line, I've got a couple of cellphone questions for you."
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Re: Oh great...the Windows repair guy just called me again and apparently he can tell I have a virus from his computer in India
Stop downloading all of that barbie porn.
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Make meOther Teams Pursuing That wrote:Stop downloading all of that barbie porn.
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