My dog is being an asshole.

He keeps sighing and starting at me. Shut up you.

If you want to continue to be a part of tSwill, you have to go down on your dog right now, film it, and post it on an IU message board.

GO!

Put him in the car and do a slow drive-by of your local Chinese restaurant, then tell him to behave or he'd wind up being a delicious appetizer.

Sigh.

tGreenWay wrote:Put him in the car and do a slow drive-by of your local Chinese restaurant, then tell him to behave or he'd wind up being a delicious appetizer.

Jesus.

KOREAN, asshole!!!! Chinks = cat eaters. fuckin eh... I hate this place. Get your racist stereotypes right for fucks sake!!!!

tTy wrote:If you want to continue to be a part of tSwill, you have to go down on your dog right now, film it, and post it on an IU message board.

GO!

Does that apply to everyone or just him? Also, anticipating your answer, I don't have a dog. What do I do?

tTy wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Put him in the car and do a slow drive-by of your local Chinese restaurant, then tell him to behave or he'd wind up being a delicious appetizer.

Jesus.

KOREAN, asshole!!!! Chinks = cat eaters. fuckin eh... I hate this place. Get your racist stereotypes right for fucks sake!!!!

I'm 100% certain that Chinese food includes dog. This racist lunatic doesn't even know his stereotypes. That's so not on fleek.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tTy wrote:If you want to continue to be a part of tSwill, you have to go down on your dog right now, film it, and post it on an IU message board.

GO!

Does that apply to everyone or just him? Also, anticipating your answer, I don't have a dog. What do I do?

Gerbil, obv..... come on man!

I put him out and now he's staring in the door.

tTy wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:Put him in the car and do a slow drive-by of your local Chinese restaurant, then tell him to behave or he'd wind up being a delicious appetizer.

Jesus.

KOREAN, asshole!!!! Chinks = cat eaters. fuckin eh... I hate this place. Get your racist stereotypes right for fucks sake!!!!

There's a remote region of China that still does this. I wasnt aware Koreans are dog lovers, too. Mistakes were made.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tTy wrote:

Jesus.

KOREAN, asshole!!!!  Chinks = cat eaters.  fuckin eh... I hate this place.  Get your racist stereotypes right for fucks sake!!!!

I'm 100% certain that Chinese food includes dog. This racist lunatic doesn't even know his stereotypes. That's so not on fleek.

Wait till Hong Kong Phooey hears about THIS shit!!!!

tTy wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

Does that apply to everyone or just him? Also, anticipating your answer, I don't have a dog. What do I do?

Gerbil, obv..... come on man!

I mean if all you want to see is a gerbil getting jammed in my ass then all you have to google is "literally anything." It'll come up by page 2.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tTy wrote:

Gerbil, obv..... come on man!

I mean if all you want to see is a gerbil getting jammed in my ass then all you have to google is "literally anything." It'll come up by page 2.

I don't wanna see it, I was just trying to help you out in a pinch (pinch = not having a dog around the house that you could go down on). #Improvisation!

I'm confused. I'm just gonna go blow my horse, K?

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm confused. I'm just gonna go blow my horse, K?

No no. You blow up whales and chainsaw horses. Rookie mistake.

tGreenWay wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I'm confused. I'm just gonna go blow my horse, K?

No no. You blow up whales and chainsaw horses. Rookie mistake.

Dude. A whale cums 5 gallons. That's a true fact according to the most interesting person I've ever met. Jeff a catamaran guy on the cayman islands who also DJs, races cars around the island and does more coke and drinks more than anyone I've ever met.

True fact.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

No no. You blow up whales and chainsaw horses. Rookie mistake.

Dude. A whale cums 5 gallons. That's a true fact according to the most interesting person I've ever met. Jeff a catamaran guy on the cayman islands who also DJs, races cars around the island and does more coke and drinks more than anyone I've ever met.

True fact.

This is going to haunt my dreams tonight.

I OWN THIS BITCH

Pun intended