Re: Jesus Peppers has VD

by Guest 2016-12-30, 20:21

Floyd Robertson wrote:I bet he never had any intention of playing in this game after seeing McCaffrey bow out of the Un bowl.

Well you just don't know MichiganMen™ do you?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-12-30, 20:26

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:I bet he never had any intention of playing in this game after seeing McCaffrey bow out of the Un bowl.

Well you just don't know MichiganMen™ do you?

Perfect PR move. Hide it all week. Gametime announcement.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 20:29

I heard he hurt himself climbing the tree with the eagles.

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-12-30, 20:38

lol I just saw this. holy crap. This is their built in excuse when they lose.

by **GRR Spartan** 2016-12-30, 20:49

If you believe the foot story you'll believe I can beat Corley and Nairn in the 40.

He is a short tweener.

by MattyFresh 2016-12-30, 20:57

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he was never going to play

by **GRR Spartan** 2016-12-30, 21:02

After watching Speight run for his life on almost every snap we know why former 5* recruit / 5th year senior Kyle Kalis sees his future in the WWE.

by **The_Dude** 2016-12-30, 21:25

GRR Spartan wrote:If you believe the foot story you'll believe I can beat Corley and Nairn in the 40.

He is a short tweener.

If peppers is a lottery pick I'm a monkeys uncle

by Clarett's Folly 2016-12-30, 21:26

The_Dude wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:If you believe the foot story you'll believe I can beat Corley and Nairn in the 40.

He is a short tweener.

If peppers is a lottery pick I'm a monkeys uncle

NFL doesn't have a lottery.

by MattyFresh 2016-12-30, 21:27

The_Dude wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:If you believe the foot story you'll believe I can beat Corley and Nairn in the 40.

He is a short tweener.

If peppers is a lottery pick I'm a monkeys uncle

no too short and his hips are too stiff for the NBA

by Da Mayor 2016-12-30, 21:42

Maybe he and Drake Harris can massage each other's sore hamstrings.

by MattyFresh 2016-12-30, 21:53

Todd McShay probably didn't like Jimbo's answer.

"What did you think about not seeing Peppers play?"

"Nothing....*shrugs shoulders"

Might as well of just said.. who?!?

by **Floyd Robertson** 2016-12-30, 21:55

MattyFresh wrote:Todd McShay probably didn't like Jimbo's answer.

"What did you think about not seeing Peppers play?"

"Nothing....*shrugs shoulders"

Might as well of just said.. who?!?

Yeah, that was great.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 22:02

The camera shot of Peppers in the locker room before the game was creepy.

by **InTenSity** 2016-12-30, 22:07

gHost Spartan wrote:
MattyFresh wrote:Todd McShay probably didn't like Jimbo's answer.

"What did you think about not seeing Peppers play?"

"Nothing....*shrugs shoulders"

Might as well of just said.. who?!?

Is that what happened? I was over my cousin's house earlier tonight for a party and one of our high school friends who graduated from Michigan was there. She lives in Colorado now. Anyway, I mentioned the Spartans game and her kid said something about Michigan. I said "No, Michigan State, Spartan hoops." So the kid watched the game with me and my cousin's husband. After, he said "can we put Michigan on?" and my cousin's husband and I said no and we made him watch the Hearts / Aberdeen replay

Hilarious. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-12-30, 22:10

gHost is feisty tonight.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 22:11

gHost Spartan wrote:
InTenSity wrote:
Hilarious. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Dude you must live a pretty fucking sad existence. All you do is flame me in every thread. Fucking weirdo

It was not that great of a story, gHost.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 22:21

Celtics/Rangers is one of the chapters in the book How Soccer Explains the World.

by MattyFresh 2016-12-30, 22:29

gHost Spartan wrote:So the theory is that Peppers decided not to play and risk injury?

It adds up too easily.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 22:29

gHost Spartan wrote:So the theory is that Peppers decided not to play and risk injury?

The theory is Peppers not playing is going to kill CFB and collapse the world economy.

by MattyFresh 2016-12-30, 22:30

Turtleneck wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:So the theory is that Peppers decided not to play and risk injury?

The theory is Peppers not playing is going to kill CFB and collapse the world economy.

Exactly.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 22:30

MattyFresh wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:So the theory is that Peppers decided not to play and risk injury?

It adds up too easily.

Walk me through the math.

by FupaTuba 2016-12-30, 22:31

gHost Spartan wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:gHost is feisty tonight.
I'm actually feeling a lot of love! Saw my old high school gf tonight and she looks awesome. Our kids are the same age and play together. My wife doesn't know that we used to bang and they're besties now. Funny shit. Life can be odd sometimes.

This was a good story. I am happy for you.

by **NigelUno** 2016-12-30, 22:37

Turtleneck wrote:

The camera shot of Peppers in the locker room before the game was creepy.

Quite the coincidence the camera happened to be there when the door was open and Peppers was grabbing his hammy.

by **NigelUno** 2016-12-30, 22:39

gHost Spartan wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:gHost is feisty tonight.
I'm actually feeling a lot of love! Saw my old high school gf tonight and she looks awesome. Our kids are the same age and play together. My wife doesn't know that we used to bang and they're besties now. Funny shit. Life can be odd sometimes.

Your wife doesn't think you used to bang your old girlfriend?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-30, 22:41

NigelUno wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote: I'm actually feeling a lot of love! Saw my old high school gf tonight and she looks awesome. Our kids are the same age and play together. My wife doesn't know that we used to bang and they're besties now. Funny shit. Life can be odd sometimes.

Your wife doesn't think you used to bang your old girlfriend?

gHost told me he was a virgin when we met. Jesus Peppers has VD - Page 3 2599972566

by FupaTuba 2016-12-30, 22:56

gHost Spartan wrote:
FupaTuba wrote:
This was a good story. I am happy for you.

Truth be told, I'd rather be naked with you Fupa

by **Jake from State Farm** 2016-12-31, 08:21

gHost Spartan wrote:So the theory is that Peppers decided not to play and risk injury?

I'd say it's more likely the NCAA got wind of his mother acting as his agent and quietly told scum that if Peppers plays another game they're going to forfeit it and get a year of probation.

by **GRR Spartan** 2016-12-31, 09:02

Jake from State Farm wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:So the theory is that Peppers decided not to play and risk injury?

I'd say it's more likely the NCAA got wind of his mother acting as his agent and quietly told scum that if Peppers plays another game they're going to forfeit it and get a year of probation.

Don't think the NCAA had to tell umaa anything. They knew thete was potential for a big problem the moment they heard Pepper's mother was talking to people.

As far as agents go, does anyone think having Peppers play any defensive snaps against FSU would help him for the NFL draft?

by Da Mayor 2016-12-31, 10:11

gHost Spartan wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:

Don't think the NCAA had to tell umaa anything. They knew thete was potential for a big problem the moment they heard Pepper's mother was talking to people.

As far as agents go, does anyone think having Peppers play any defensive snaps against FSU would help him for the NFL draft?

The video of him in the booth texting at the end of the game was fucking hilarious. What a tool.

Dude was just checking his HIV status online.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-31, 10:12

Why was he in the booth rather than on the sidelines with his teammates? That was weird.

by **NigelUno** 2016-12-31, 10:14

GRR Spartan wrote:
Jake from State Farm wrote:

I'd say it's more likely the NCAA got wind of his mother acting as his agent and quietly told scum that if Peppers plays another game they're going to forfeit it and get a year of probation.

Don't think the NCAA had to tell umaa anything. They knew thete was potential for a big problem the moment they heard Pepper's mother was talking to people.

As far as agents go, does anyone think having Peppers play any defensive snaps against FSU would help him for the NFL draft?

IF he signed with an agent, an agent would have told him not to play...and faking an injury would certainly take care of that. Pretty convenient the camera was there to catch him grabbing his hammy in the locker room.

I don't think Harbaugh would have put up with him just deciding not to play.

Taco's the best player on their defense. The game may have (further) exposed that Peppers is a guy without a natural position. No way he plays LB in the NFL. The hype still lives (by him not playing).

by **NigelUno** 2016-12-31, 10:18

Turtleneck wrote: Why was he in the booth rather than on the sidelines with his teammates? That was weird.

Further adds to speculation about why he didn't play.

Why not be on the sideline with your teammates in your last college game?

Because you don't want to be on camera (as the announcers seem to suggest)? Why would that matter?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-12-31, 10:20

Yeah, I do not buy that. The announcers made him out to be this great team leader, so you would think his leadership on the sidelines would count for something.

by **NigelUno** 2016-12-31, 10:25

Turtleneck wrote:Yeah, I do not buy that. The announcers made him out to be this great team leader, so you would think his leadership on the sidelines would count for something.

I guess playing on his phone was more important.

by **NigelUno** 2016-12-31, 11:26

gHost Spartan wrote:
NigelUno wrote:

Further adds to speculation about why he didn't play.

Why not be on the sideline with your teammates in your last college game?

Because you don't want to be on camera (as the announcers seem to suggest)? Why would that matter?

Nigel, check your PMs

by **kingstonlake** 2016-12-31, 11:43

Is there a rule about players who've signed with agents not being on the sidelines? Not sure.

by MattyFresh 2016-12-31, 20:05

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/815002178117046277

reading some of the responses from everyone is hilarious on this tweet, heres a couple screenshots

Jesus Peppers has VD - Page 3 Aa10

by **kingstonlake** 2016-12-31, 20:21

Yeah that's where I call BS. You tweaked your hammy on walk through day? Kinda reeks like the bullough fiasco.

by **DWags** 2016-12-31, 20:30

I noticed that the players on michigans team were talking about how Butt inspired them at halftime. Didn't hear any mention of Peppers.

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