Almond milk

by **NigelUno** 2014-05-09, 09:08

So, I'm watching PBS with the wife last night, chatting up the draft experts on tSwill, and pounding almond milk.

Life can't get any better.

Is it really milk though? Or is it made out of soy beans?

by **AMwood** 2014-05-09, 09:10

they get it from milking the allman brothers.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-09, 09:10

I think it is made from almonds.

by tTito 2014-05-09, 09:11

AMwood wrote:they get it from milking the allman brothers.

Like.............jiz?

by LoneWolfSparty 2014-05-09, 09:12

tTito wrote:

Got jiz?

fify

by **NigelUno** 2014-05-09, 09:12

Turtleneck wrote:I think it is made from almonds.

Why not just call it almond juice then?

by **NigelUno** 2014-05-09, 09:15

gHost Spartan wrote:I've never heard of it -

It's new. All the hip products will eventually make their way to Arizona.

I think it's supposed to be like milk, but without the good flavor of milk.

by **Turtleneck** 2014-05-09, 09:21

Hip and Arizona do not go together.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-05-09, 09:35

You strange buggers need to stop pronouncing the l in almond.

by BTP 2014-05-09, 11:22

Vanilla flavor unsweetened. Lock it.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-05-09, 12:07

BTP wrote:Vanilla flavor unsweetened. Lock it.

You like bean paste in your nut milk?

by **Heat Miser** 2014-05-09, 12:14

BTP wrote:Vanilla flavor sweetened. Lock it.

by Townie 2014-05-09, 12:54

Cym Jim wrote:You strange buggers need to stop pronouncing the l in almond.

How the **** do you pronounce it without the L?

by **Rocinante** 2014-05-09, 13:07

Townie wrote:
How the **** do you pronounce it without the L?

It's easy if your teeth are rotted out.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-05-09, 13:11

Townie wrote:
How the **** do you pronounce it without the L?

Like a fucking normal person. Ah-mund. You idiots only started pronouncing the L a few years ago because your regressive brains like to pronounce words how they look. Like fucking oregano and leisure. Fucking BASIL! Idiots.

You'll be pronouncing the L in salmon and walk next . . . for some reason you drop it in solder though . . .

by Bizarro Fletch 2014-05-09, 13:12

gHost Spartan wrote:I've never heard of it -

Chicks with poop problems drink it.

by Townie 2014-05-09, 13:17

Cym Jim wrote:

Like a fucking normal person. Ah-mund. You idiots only started pronouncing the L a few years ago because your regressive brains like to pronounce words how they look. Like fucking oregano and leisure. Fucking BASIL! Idiots.

You'll be pronouncing the L in salmon and walk next . . . for some reason you drop it in solder though . . .

Say it with me, you English twat, Al-oo-min-um.

by **Cym Jim** 2014-05-09, 13:24

Townie wrote:

Say it with me, you English twat, Al-oo-min-um.

No, because you sound like a retard saying it like that.

Since we fucking discovered it we'll call it aluminium thank you very much, just like the rest of the civilized world.

by Stoops21 2014-05-09, 13:30

Chocolate almond milk. Shits good.

by Guest 2014-05-09, 13:45

Stoops21 wrote:Chocolate almond milk. Shits good.

Supposedly healthier than dairy. Almond milk 2599972566

by Townie 2014-05-09, 13:47

Cym Jim wrote:

No, because you sound like a retard saying it like that.

Since we fucking discovered it we'll call it aluminium thank you very much, just like the rest of the civilized world.

If you're so civilized, why do you have to take so many words from the French? Is it because they conquered you?

by Guest 2014-05-09, 13:51

Cym Jim wrote:

No, because you sound like a retard saying it like that.

Since we fucking discovered it we'll call it aluminium thank you very much, just like the rest of the civilized world.

http://www.ptable.com/

by **Cym Jim** 2014-05-09, 14:01

Townie wrote:
If you're so civilized, why do you have to take so many words from the French? Is it because they conquered you?

Why do you think the Normans were French? Is it because you're a fucking moron?

by Townie 2014-05-09, 14:04

Cym Jim wrote:

Why do you think the Normans were French? Is it because you're a fucking moron?

just following the English example of lumping all the people in a region into one group. Thanks for Palestine and Mesopotamia.

by **SeeRockCity** 2014-05-09, 14:05

Townie wrote:
Cym Jim wrote:

Like a fucking normal person. Ah-mund. You idiots only started pronouncing the L a few years ago because your regressive brains like to pronounce words how they look. Like fucking oregano and leisure. Fucking BASIL! Idiots.

You'll be pronouncing the L in salmon and walk next . . . for some reason you drop it in solder though . . .

Say it with me, you English twat, Al-oo-min-um.

by **steveschneider** 2014-05-09, 18:53

I have a cool story bro, I Had an almond milk smoothie with my lunch today. Banana, acai berries, almond milk and some protein.

by GoHard24 2014-05-09, 19:10

Almond Milk and even Soy Milk is pretty good, especially in a smoothie or cereal.

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2018-07-19, 07:43

http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-soy-milk-20180718-story.html

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-07-19, 07:50

Next up- hamburgers that are not ham and hot dogs that do not have any actual dog.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-07-19, 07:58

Anyone try gooey duck? I hear it's not made from real duck.

by Guest 2018-07-19, 08:14

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Next up- hamburgers that are not ham and hot dogs that do not have any actual dog.

Typical Travis level post. Before beclowning yourself next time you might make yourself familiar with FDA regulations.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-07-19, 08:19

Dr. Strangelove wrote:http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-soy-milk-20180718-story.html

I thought you were anti government infringement. Guess not.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2018-07-19, 08:36

LooseGoose wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Next up- hamburgers that are not ham and hot dogs that do not have any actual dog.

Typical Travis level post. Before beclowning yourself next time you might make yourself familiar with FDA regulations.

Settle down and have a laugh angry old man

by **Dr. Strangelove** 2018-07-19, 08:41

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:
Dr. Strangelove wrote:http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-soy-milk-20180718-story.html

I thought you were anti government infringement. Guess not.

Posting a link does not indicate support for either position. However I realize there are ppl on this board who care about "milk".

Plus it's raining right now at Folly Beach

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2018-07-19, 08:47

Will the FDA have to pay to update Mirriam Webster's dictionary? We're gonna have to remove 2 a & b. Not my tax dollars!

1 a : a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young
b (1) : milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people (2) : a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk
2 : a liquid resembling milk in appearance: such as
a : the latex of a plant
b : the contents of an unripe kernel of grain
3 : lactation cows in milk

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/milk

by Guest 2018-07-19, 12:09

The FDA doesn't give 2 shits about the dictionary.

Try being in the food business and using that one - they'll shut your ass down as they laugh at your naivete.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-07-19, 13:21

LooseGoose wrote:The FDA doesn't give 2 shits about the dictionary.

Try being in the food business and using that one - they'll shut your ass down as they laugh at your naivete.

The FDA doesn't really give a shit about consumers, either. Otherwise, they wouldn't have guidelines that allow for both "Sell By" and "Best By" date categories, which does nothing more than breed confusion.

by Guest 2018-07-19, 13:43

Floyd Robertson wrote:
LooseGoose wrote:The FDA doesn't give 2 shits about the dictionary.

Try being in the food business and using that one - they'll shut your ass down as they laugh at your naivete.

The FDA doesn't really give a shit about consumers, either. Otherwise, they wouldn't have guidelines that allow for both "Sell By" and "Best By" date categories, which does nothing more than breed confusion.

lol, I'm not overly defending the FDA. I've tangled with them many times. you're aware that the producer gets to set both of those dates? Everything I produced I got to pick the sell by. How accurate they are depends on how much you care about your reputation.

by **Floyd Robertson** 2018-07-19, 13:55

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

The FDA doesn't really give a shit about consumers, either. Otherwise, they wouldn't have guidelines that allow for both "Sell By" and "Best By" date categories, which does nothing more than breed confusion.

lol, I'm not overly defending the FDA. I've tangled with them many times. you're aware that the producer gets to set both of those dates? Everything I produced I got to pick the sell by. How accurate they are depends on how much you care about your reputation.

lol, honestly I was not aware of that. I assumed the FDA had guidelines. Like if eggs are laid on date X then they are good for y days and that has the be the "best by" date on the carton.

by AvgMSUJoe 2018-07-19, 14:05

LooseGoose wrote:
Floyd Robertson wrote:

The FDA doesn't really give a shit about consumers, either. Otherwise, they wouldn't have guidelines that allow for both "Sell By" and "Best By" date categories, which does nothing more than breed confusion.

lol, I'm not overly defending the FDA. I've tangled with them many times. you're aware that the producer gets to set both of those dates? Everything I produced I got to pick the sell by. How accurate they are depends on how much you care about your reputation.

Wait... So there potentially is no real science behind "sell by"? ...And really the only way to tell if something shouldn't be eaten is smelling it?

Whoa, I think this is the same realization that, for the most part, doctors don't know shit about most things. Nothing is concrete in this world. Science is a lie. We are all just one badly managed yogurt labeling firm from destruction. ug.

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