Swill help: need to plan my day in the next hour!

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:23

Should i....

.....book a hotel and drink by the pool all day in this 78 degree day and chill until nightime.

...or drive an hour and hang with this chick I met on tinder who doesn't have a car and lives on somega family compound.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:24

*some

And for pics here name is Priscilla and we are fb friends

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:29

WBH now has her pics. Someone call him to post asap! She's 25 btw according to fb

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:29

WBH now has her pics. Someone call him to post asap! She's 25 btw according to fb

by **Nordic** 2016-02-13, 14:30

Book hotel, pick up chic and drink by pool all day? Swill help: need to plan my day in the next hour! 2599972566

by Guest 2016-02-13, 14:36

Blanch32 wrote:Should i....

.....book a hotel and drink by the pool all day in this 78 degree day and chill until nightime.

...or drive an hour and hang with this chick I met on tinder who doesn't have a car and lives on somega family compound.

Somega family compound for sure. Sounds intriguing and promising! Pools are everywhere.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:37

Nordic wrote:Book hotel, pick up chic and drink by pool all day?

Good idea, but she's an hour the other way from the airport and I fly out at 11 tomorrow, so assume I bone down, that means I have to wake up at 7 am and get her ass moving

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:38

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:Should i....

.....book a hotel and drink by the pool all day in this 78 degree day and chill until nightime.

...or drive an hour and hang with this chick I met on tinder who doesn't have a car and lives on somega family compound.

Somega family compound for sure. Sounds intriguing and promising! Pools are everywhere.

So you say go with the authentic experience?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-02-13, 14:39

Family compound? Is Priscilla a neo-Nazi or a Krishna?

by Guest 2016-02-13, 14:39

Blanch32 wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:

Somega family compound for sure. Sounds intriguing and promising! Pools are everywhere.

So you say go with the authentic experience?

Exactly. It will be adventurous.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:41

tGreenWay wrote:Family compound? Is Priscilla a neo-Nazi or a Krishna?

More like the Hispanic equivalent of white trash

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:42

....and since WBH is mia, who wants to see pics and where do I sent them from my phone?

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 14:42

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

So you say go with the authentic experience?
Exactly. It will be adventurous.

Dying in my pursuit of poon. I can live with that

by **pulling69** 2016-02-13, 15:18

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:

So you say go with the authentic experience?
Exactly. It will be adventurous.

Maybe Blanch will take it in the ass from her. Any advice you want to impart on our inexperienced potential spelunker?

by Guest 2016-02-13, 15:24

pulling69 wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:
Exactly. It will be adventurous.
Maybe Blanch will take it in the ass from her. Any advice you want to impart on our inexperienced potential spelunker?

Lube, lots of lube. Swill help: need to plan my day in the next hour! 3434560931

by **The Pantry** 2016-02-13, 15:34

Blanch32 wrote:....and since WBH is mia, who wants to see pics and where do I sent them from my phone?

PM them to me

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 15:48

The Pantry wrote:
Blanch32 wrote:....and since WBH is mia, who wants to see pics and where do I sent them from my phone?
PM them to me

How do you pm on mobile?

by **InTenSity** 2016-02-13, 16:43

How the fuck do you geniuses not know how to post pics here?

by **WhiteBoyHatcher** 2016-02-13, 17:53

I got them, no time to post right now. Got a text from an unrecognized 517 number with a pic of a girl the person was "bathing". Didn't take me long to realize it was blanch Swill help: need to plan my day in the next hour! 502811600

Swill help: need to plan my day in the next hour! 502811600

I'm cooking some food and going out tonight, I'll post them later if I remember

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 18:22

Finally headedicated over. Wish me luck!

by Guest 2016-02-13, 18:24

Good luck on your journey. This will be something you will never regret.

by **pulling69** 2016-02-13, 18:29

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Good luck on your journey. This will be something you will never regret.

Is the first time in your ass the best time?

by **The Pantry** 2016-02-13, 18:49

Blanch32 wrote:
The Pantry wrote:PM them to me

How do you pm on mobile?

Switch to desktop mode, which is what I use on my phone all the time

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-13, 23:21

SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Good luck on your journey. This will be something you will never regret.

Wrong. This is a trainwreck. She's puking in the bathroom now. Phone is dying so I'll post the recap later....assuming I'm still alive

by **The Pantry** 2016-02-13, 23:25

by Guest 2016-02-14, 00:45

Blanch32 wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Good luck on your journey. This will be something you will never regret.

Wrong. This is a trainwreck. She's puking in the bathroom now. Phone is dying so I'll post the recap later....assuming I'm still alive

Swill help: need to plan my day in the next hour! 1837840279

by **pulling69** 2016-02-14, 00:55

Blanch32 wrote:
SpartanDawgs265 wrote:Good luck on your journey. This will be something you will never regret.

Wrong. This is a trainwreck. She's puking in the bathroom now. Phone is dying so I'll post the recap later....assuming I'm still alive

When keeping it date rape goes wrong.

by **Nordic** 2016-02-14, 00:58

Hopefully the Federales will allow him to post from Mexican jail

by **Giant Moose** 2016-02-14, 10:50

We need the pics and is blanch going to make his flight?

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 12:43

Relax. Alive

by **Rocinante** 2016-02-14, 12:55

So huge surprise we never got pics.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 13:16

Rocinante wrote:So huge surprise we never got pics.

That's all WBH. Not me

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 13:42

So I'll try to post between commercial breaks and flights. It all started when a 330 day became 630. Lucky I had enough email and work it didn't matter. I had a chance to bail and nap at the pool instead in 86 degree weather and passed. Mistake #1.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 13:55

Oh, and the night before she had me on the phone drunk dialing until 5 am. I was postive this was a needy hot chick that just showing up and behaving would get it wet.

Also, she didn't have a car and wanted me to pick her up at her place....her parents. Again I should have bailed well before but didn't have any better options and the swill talked me into it

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 13:58

So on the way there, she texts me to hold up since she's having issues even after she burnt herself with the curling iron.

Now I'm pissed. Thinking I might be being cat fished or whatnot.

A few minutes later she calls to say nevermind her mom just was being mean keep coming so I did. However, I knew I was in trouble when I saw the border...like the highway ended and this was the last light in Estados unidos

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 14:03

Then I got to her hood, and holy shit. I have seen ghetto. I ve been to Dayton Ave flint, Eastside saginaw, Detroit, and east 77st Cleveland. This was a whole other level. Those places were nice neighborhoods that got burnt out and desolate. This......was an advanced shanty town. Even see shots or watts or Crenshaw la? This place made those places looks upscale. Wow. And here's white boy me in my red carolla. Stuck out so bad. It contemplated bailing while waiting for her to leave this cement structure called a house. Haven't been this freaked in a while. Was thinking this was some sort of step up and I was about to get jacked

by **Death Roe** 2016-02-14, 14:04

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 14:14

Granted it wasnt like Mexico or anything but wow. Wouldn't shock me if some of those homes didn't have indoor plumbing

by **The Pantry** 2016-02-14, 14:21

Blanch32 wrote:
Rocinante wrote:So huge surprise we never got pics.

That's all WBH. Not me

Not his fault. Switch to desktop mode.

by **Blanch32** 2016-02-14, 16:17

Ok, so she gets in, and shocking!, at least 25 lbs over her fb pic weight, and reeks of cat piss. Now I should have known better since her fb pics ended in 2013, but still. Come to find out, she "had a bike accident" since then and now on painkillers. As for the cat piss, I found out she has a 5 month puppy, but still, I can't smell a damn thing, my nose is like 60/20 or whatever is the equivalent, so it's God awful if I can tell. Thank god it was a rental or I would have bounced right then!

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