Maryland fans are dicks and, sorry moose, remind me of you.

by **DWags** 2016-03-12, 18:34

4 fucks wanted to fight these MSU guys after the game. Because they felt the officials screwed them. Then as I was trying to break the shit up a Maryland let's out "you fuckers still live in east Lansing." Then I'm laughing and the fucker says " fuck you you're probably still living ing the messed west" so I say fuck it the tell them I was on their campus and i mention Baltimore and I get a double finger salute from a girl that was with em that was a bit under two bills. So my buddy says let it go they'll kick your Ass and he was probably right so I quit being peace maker and let the original combatants bitch and we walked away.

I know cool story bro. But they did yell at me Purdue will kick your ass. So, there's that.

Ok, let me have it.

by **kingstonlake** 2016-03-12, 18:40

I kinda had Giant Moose knuckle pegged like one if those skinny jean wearing feminine Kentucky fans in the new BW3's commercial.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 18:41

gHost Spartan wrote:Fwags, I love you bro but come on you've got a pattern of sport event related violence. I'm starting to believe that maybe you're an asshole at the games and taunt/provoke people. Maybe those guys that beat your ass after Nebraska were justified.

I like it. I could hang with Dwags.

by **DWags** 2016-03-12, 18:41

gHost Spartan wrote:Fwags, I love you bro but come on you've got a pattern of sport event related violence. I'm starting to believe that maybe you're an asshole at the games and taunt/provoke people. Maybe those guys that beat your ass after Nebraska were justified.

No, I was trying to be the nice guy. And I did walk away. Thank you very much.

Why do east coast peeps think the Midwest is shitty?

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-12, 18:41

If they could have convinced Carlton to go to school locally, Denzel would likely be a Terp. Maryland should be embarrassed for not getting DeMatha studs.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 18:43

DWags wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:Fwags, I love you bro but come on you've got a pattern of sport event related violence. I'm starting to believe that maybe you're an asshole at the games and taunt/provoke people. Maybe those guys that beat your ass after Nebraska were justified.
No, I was trying to be the nice guy. And I did walk away. Thank you very much.

Why do east coast peeps think the Midwest is shitty?

I feel you. Fuck them. I got your back Dwags.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 18:46

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:No, I was trying to be the nice guy. And I did walk away. Thank you very much.

Why do east coast peeps think the Midwest is shitty?
Pretty much everywhere outside of the Midwest thinks the Midwest is shitty.

I think you could pretty much say that about any region of the US. You wanna go?

by **DWags** 2016-03-12, 18:46

Nordic wrote:
DWags wrote:No, I was trying to be the nice guy. And I did walk away. Thank you very much.

Why do east coast peeps think the Midwest is shitty?

I feel you. Fuck them. I got your back Dwags.

Thanks.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 18:48

gHost Spartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:

I think you could pretty much say that about any region of the US. You wanna go?

The Midwest is an easy target because most of America thinks that the Midwest is populated with super police, dumb, farm people. I'm from the East Coast but I love the Midwest.

So you wanna go?

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-12, 18:53

DWags wrote:
gHost Spartan wrote:Fwags, I love you bro but come on you've got a pattern of sport event related violence. I'm starting to believe that maybe you're an asshole at the games and taunt/provoke people. Maybe those guys that beat your ass after Nebraska were justified.
No, I was trying to be the nice guy. And I did walk away. Thank you very much.

Why do east coast peeps think the Midwest is shitty?

Because Flint is a national disgrace for the water situation, and Detroit is thought of as a straight up hellhole. They don't realize that Michigan is actually more than that, but if you aren't from Michigan you think it's like a decaying Alabama.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 18:54

I'm a goddamn red-blooded Midwesterner. But my ex-boss is Arizona-ite and I work with (for) a bunch of East Coasters and I have a customer in Herndon. East Coasters like to (pretend) fight when they lose games or get challenged. They all like pretend they are also mafioso to outsiders. Herdon is pretty fucking cool, but they also think they are pretty cool. I can see myself getting into a war of words with Terp fan.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 19:02

gHost Spartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:

So you wanna go?
Go where?

Out for a hike or beer? Meet at Harold's for a beer? Maybe hit Cartwright's for a beef shank after our bro hike?

by **Giant Moose** 2016-03-12, 19:03

Nordic wrote:I'm a goddamn red-blooded Midwesterner. But my ex-boss is Arizona-ite and I work with (for) a bunch of East Coasters and I have a customer in Herndon. East Coasters like to (pretend) fight when they lose games or get challenged. They all like pretend they are also mafioso to outsiders. Herdon is pretty fucking cool, but they also think they are pretty cool. I can see myself getting into a war of words with Terp fan.

It's easy to get into a war of the words with Terps fans. They have delusions that they are a historic basketball school, but besides having a good run in 2002, they haven't done much of anything. They barely ever even get to the Elite Eight.

I've been told that Detroit sucks while in College Park only to tell them that I agree and live here. Maryland fans are dicks and, sorry moose, remind me of you. 502811600

Maryland fans are dicks and, sorry moose, remind me of you. 502811600

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 19:03

gHost Spartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:I'm a goddamn red-blooded Midwesterner. But my ex-boss is Arizona-ite and I work with (for) a bunch of East Coasters and I have a customer in Herndon. East Coasters like to (pretend) fight when they lose games or get challenged. They all like pretend they are also mafioso to outsiders. Herdon is pretty fucking cool, but they also think they are pretty cool. I can see myself getting into a war of words with Terp fan.
People rip on New Jersey like they rip on the Midwest, I'm used to it. Yesterday I was on the lift with some dudes and I asked them where they were from and they said "New Jersey" and I said "where in Jersey" and they got all angry and defensive until I told them that I was born there

\

Hence my point... chest bump?

by **steveschneider** 2016-03-12, 19:12

I was at a sports bar watching the Maryland game when Lucious had the onions shot for the win.

Just wow, that bar was loaded with the biggest dick head Maryland fans. Hated them all felt great to see that shot go in and the look on their faces.

Terps are trash.

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 19:39

gHost Spartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:\

Hence my point... chest bump?
Let's fuck instead

Not into that... but will hike...call me

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-12, 19:39

gHost Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:No, I was trying to be the nice guy. And I did walk away. Thank you very much.

Why do east coast peeps think the Midwest is shitty?

Pretty much everywhere outside of New Jersey thinks New Jersey is shitty.

See how easy it is to switch out a handful of letters and still come up with an equally true statement?

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-12, 19:42

gHost Spartan wrote:
Nordic wrote:I'm a goddamn red-blooded Midwesterner. But my ex-boss is Arizona-ite and I work with (for) a bunch of East Coasters and I have a customer in Herndon. East Coasters like to (pretend) fight when they lose games or get challenged. They all like pretend they are also mafioso to outsiders. Herdon is pretty fucking cool, but they also think they are pretty cool. I can see myself getting into a war of words with Terp fan.
People rip on New Jersey like they rip on the Midwest, I'm used to it. Yesterday I was on the lift with some dudes and I asked them where they were from and they said "New Jersey" and I said "where in Jersey" and they got all angry and defensive until I told them that I was born there

Ah, never mind. Should've read the entire thread before posting. Mea culpa.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 19:43

Greenway, will you be by bestest Internet friend?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 19:49

Turtleneck wrote:Greenway, will you be by bestest Internet friend?

:(

by **Nordic** 2016-03-12, 19:50

Turtleneck wrote:Greenway, will you be by bestest Internet friend?

Back off... Travis is yours

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 19:50

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Greenway, will you be by bestest Internet friend?

:(

You stabbed me in be back Travis.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 19:50

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

:(
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

:(

You stabbed me in be back Travis.

Go fuck yourself and don't even quote me again.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-12, 20:04

I propose a cooling off period. Everybody go to your respective corners for a moment.

by **tGreenWay** 2016-03-12, 20:04

Okay, now then...

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 20:16

Nordic wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:Greenway, will you be by bestest Internet friend?

Back off... Travis is yours

I prefer not to settle for sub optimal outcomes.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 20:23

Turtleneck wrote:
Nordic wrote:

Back off... Travis is yours

I prefer not to settle for sub optimal outcomes.

thats it I'm dumping you. Take your things and go back to rcmb

by **NigelUno** 2016-03-12, 21:03

I don't think I've ever had anyone say anything to me about Detroit or Flint.

I have had people comment about Pure Michigan commercials.

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-03-12, 21:16

Hey bros, what's going on in this thread?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 21:18

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Hey bros, what's going on in this thread?

I just broke up with turtleneck and now I'm single and ready to mingle.

Well, honestly, not really. I'm a little fucked in the head right now. But I could really use some rebound action badly. You wanna fuck?

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 21:28

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Hey bros, what's going on in this thread?

I just broke up with turtleneck and now I'm single and ready to mingle.

Well, honestly, not really. I'm a little fucked in the head right now. But I could really use some rebound action badly. You wanna fuck?

All you had to do was read the article. No commitment. I moved on, Travis.

Hi, Greenway. Do you want to watch The Walking Dead together?

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 21:34

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

I just broke up with turtleneck and now I'm single and ready to mingle.

Well, honestly, not really. I'm a little fucked in the head right now. But I could really use some rebound action badly. You wanna fuck?

All you had to do was read the article. No commitment. I moved on, Travis.

Hi, Greenway. Do you want to watch The Walking Dead together?

......

Have you ever seen it before?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** 2016-03-12, 21:46

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Watch Out Pylon! wrote:Hey bros, what's going on in this thread?

I just broke up with turtleneck and now I'm single and ready to mingle.

Well, honestly, not really. I'm a little fucked in the head right now. But I could really use some rebound action badly. You wanna fuck?

Nah dude. I 'm getting fucked up on bourbon. Probably would have a case of whiskey dick.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 21:50

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:

All you had to do was read the article. No commitment. I moved on, Travis.

Hi, Greenway. Do you want to watch The Walking Dead together?

......

Have you ever seen it before?

Yes, Travis. It is a very good show to watch with your BIF (best Internet friend).

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 21:54

Turtleneck wrote:
Travis of the Cosmos wrote:

......

Have you ever seen it before?

Yes, Travis. It is a very good show to watch with your BIF (best Internet friend).

That's too bad. I was going to spoil the whole thing for you.

Seriously though. Go back to rcmb. You can't stay here anymore. I'll call the cops on you if I have to. They take this domestic stuff very seriously.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 22:02

You should go. Get out. Nobody wants you here. We all hate you so much. There is a monthly meeting at Bob's house where we gather and read your posts and laugh at you. Greenway always prints them off and puts them in individual binders for each of the attendees.

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 22:03

Ok. We don't hate you. I was just lashing out. Sorry. We do have those meetings though. You should come to one. It might get awkward. I understand if you want to skip.

by **Travis of the Cosmos** 2016-03-12, 22:06

The police are on their way turtleneck. I suggest you leave. I've been punching myself. I have bruises.

by **DWags** 2016-03-12, 22:22

Now at Nicky Blains cigar Bar. After St Elmo's. No Maryland uncultured fucks to mess with

by **Turtleneck** 2016-03-12, 22:46

DWags wrote:Now at Nicky Blains cigar Bar. After St Elmo's. No Maryland uncultured fucks to mess with

We do not care where you are, DWags.

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