Tell me about the last time you got a bj

I was watching the Tigers last Sunday. It was wonderful.

What did he look like?

Monday night after having a few at Founder's. She got tired so I finished the job myself and made her face into a Renaissance painting.

Lot a married dudes here, this should be a short thread

None of you guys are married right? Once you are you're talking what month, not what day was your last beejer. For me, March.

Wooo! Pretty recent. Usually it's a hand jibber and then onto the meat and potatoes.

How did it taste?

Nordic wrote:Lot a married dudes here, this should be a short thread

Exactamundo.

The old dog and peanut butter trick doesn't count.

Floyd Robertson wrote:The old dog and peanut butter trick doesn't count.

Dude.....

Nordic wrote:Lot a married dudes here, this should be a short thread

Married dudes use backpage

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:None of you guys are married right? Once you are you're talking what month, not what day was your last beejer. For me, March.

Wooo! Pretty recent. Usually it's a hand jibber and then onto the meat and potatoes.

Damn is it really that bad? I'm gonna need to add "must love BJs" to my future ex-wife application form.

AnomanderRake wrote:

Watch Out Pylon! wrote:None of you guys are married right? Once you are you're talking what month, not what day was your last beejer. For me, March.

Wooo! Pretty recent. Usually it's a hand jibber and then onto the meat and potatoes.

Damn is it really that bad? I'm gonna need to add "must love BJs" to my future ex-wife application form.

It's a good place to start.

There's also something to the story about adding up all the times you have sex in your 1st year together will be more than the times you have sex for the rest of your life afterwards.

I like being married but I have to admit... What really motivated me to be a better man was the chase and that's not there anymore. I know this isn't groundbreaking and many dudes go through it... But shit. Going to the bar and having to behave yourself instead of the usual trying to court the prettiest single girl in the room really puts me in this abyss where I'm not sure if I'm in real life or in a frustrating dream.

Why would I tell you about that? What do I get?

The last time I got a what?

Good question. I think Sunday. I forget now. It was fucking fantastic!

Ben & Jerry's, OTPT.

When's the last time and what flavor?

xsanguine wrote:Ben & Jerry's, OTPT.

When's the last time and what flavor?

The flavor was salty man froyo

Blanch32 wrote:

xsanguine wrote:Ben & Jerry's, OTPT.

When's the last time and what flavor?

The flavor was salty man froyo

Hehehe

My wifes 43 and still swallows. Bow to my (her) greatness. Won't do anal though....

kingstonlake wrote:My wifes 43 and still swallows. Bow to my (her) greatness. Won't do anal though....

Correction: She won't do anal for you.

Turtleneck wrote:

kingstonlake wrote:My wifes 43 and still swallows. Bow to my (her) greatness. Won't do anal though....

Correction: She won't do anal for you.

I like to fart in turtlenecks face right at the point of ejactulation.

Tanfan! wrote:I like to fart in turtlenecks face right at the point of ejactulation.

I definitely just threw up in my mouth. A lot. A lot of throw up.