After Trump is elected...

...how long before we shift to irrigating crops with Gatorade?

b) and will it occur before or after he builds a wall to keep brown people out?
c) or before he kicks all the scary Muslims out?

Right after the inaugural season of "ow my balls."

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Right after the inaugural season of "ow my balls."

Don't we kind of already have that show with America's Funniest Home Videos?

Turtleneck wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:Right after the inaugural season of "ow my balls."

Don't we kind of already have that show with America's Funniest Home Videos?

Trump/Knoxville '16

tGreenWay wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

Don't we kind of already have that show with America's Funniest Home Videos?

Trump/Knoxville '16

That could a be a real thing. Does Vegas have odds on that?

gHost Spartan wrote:I can't believe this fucking guy will be our next president. Seriously, what a catastrophe

so you can't believe that a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant, celebrity-obsessed society is going to elect a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant celebrity?

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

gHost Spartan wrote:I can't believe this fucking guy will be our next president. Seriously, what a catastrophe

so you can't believe that a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant, celebrity-obsessed society is going to elect a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant celebrity?

It seems to happen every four years.

I feel like Harbaugh supports trump.

Mockery wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
so you can't believe that a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant, celebrity-obsessed society is going to elect a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant celebrity?

It seems to happen every four years.

This. Bump.

Mockery wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:
so you can't believe that a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant, celebrity-obsessed society is going to elect a self-centered, self-absorbed, ignorant celebrity?

It seems to happen every four years.

not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Mockery wrote:

It seems to happen every four years.

not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Repeating myths?

xsanguine wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Repeating myths?

falsifying birth certificates and killing brave Americans in Benghazi.

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I feel like Harbaugh supports trump.

I agree. Harbuagh is the Trump of CFB coaches so it makes sense.

Turtleneck wrote:

tGreenWay wrote:

Trump/Knoxville '16

That could a be a real thing. Does Vegas have odds on that?

I'd take that bet.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Mockery wrote:

It seems to happen every four years.

not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Thanks to his skin color, he got 4 years of on the job training

Blanch32 wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Thanks to his skin color, he got 4 years of on the job training

Blanch is a Douche stick.

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Mockery wrote:

It seems to happen every four years.

not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

I don't know that any living person has the "experience" required to be president. The ... uh .... colored boy's experience was none too substantial. Only his federal experience really differentiated him from Sara Palin.

And we know that we did not want a political novice to be a "heart beat" away from the presidency. Not when we had the ability to eliminate the middleman and just elect a different political novice to the position.

To paraphrase you (I think) - "But he sure gave a great speech."

NigelUno wrote:He's not getting elected.

He is a Clinton plant...He is not in this to actually win the primary...He is going to get exposed in the debates...He is done now that he skipped the debate in Ames...he is not going win the nomination...

At this point, I would be careful about being so definitive.

I mean, he has a degree in constitutional law from Harvard. Plus all that stuff at the university of Chicago. That's probably not to be ignored.

Turtleneck wrote:

Other Teams Pursuing That wrote:I feel like Harbaugh supports trump.

I agree. Harbuagh is the Trump of CFB coaches so it makes sense.

                                             

Robert J Sakimano wrote:

Mockery wrote:

It seems to happen every four years.

not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Yeah that 2 years in the Senate spent running for President has paid off.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I mean, he has a degree in constitutional law from Harvard. Plus all that stuff at the university of Chicago. That's probably not to be ignored.

We do not care about the Constitution anymore, Travis. We only cared because a sleazy Democrat was in the White House. Thankfully that might be coming to an end soon and we can stop pretending to have read the Constitution.

Finally....a plausible reason for why people are voting for him.

andrew kaczynski ‏@BuzzFeedAndrew 56m56 minutes ago
Jesus http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/05/28/us/politics/bernie-sanders-hillary-clinton-fbi.html …

X, here is the problem with democracy. Mr. Vizcarra's gets to vote and his vote counts the same as everybody else's vote.

I know. You walk your dog late at night and shop at Publix late at night.

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I mean, he has a degree in constitutional law from Harvard. Plus all that stuff at the university of Chicago. That's probably not to be ignored.

Ha! Academics!

NigelUno wrote:

Turtleneck wrote:

He is a Clinton plant...He is not in this to actually win the primary...He is going to get exposed in the debates...He is done now that he skipped the debate in Ames...he is not going win the nomination...

At this point, I would be careful about being so definitive.

I live life on the edge.

The edge of sanity

Blanch32 wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I mean, he has a degree in constitutional law from Harvard. Plus all that stuff at the university of Chicago. That's probably not to be ignored.

Ha! Academics!

We get it. You're jealous of people who actually did something with their life.

It's gonna be a helluva ride

LooseGoose wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

Yeah that 2 years in the Senate spent running for President has paid off.

I'm sorry that America elected a black man.. twice.

Just keep your guard up.. he still has 6-7 months to come get your guns and bibles.

George W. Bush graduated from Yale.

The man can barely talk.

Mockery wrote:

Robert J Sakimano wrote:not a bad point but at least the colored boy in office now had experience in the area we elected him to.

I don't know that any living person has the "experience" required to be president. The ... uh .... colored boy's experience was none too substantial. Only his federal experience really differentiated him from Sara Palin.

And we know that we did not want a political novice to be a "heart beat" away from the presidency. Not when we had the ability to eliminate the middleman and just elect a different political novice to the position.

To paraphrase you (I think) - "But he sure gave a great speech."

agree - there really is not difference in the two.

Rocinante wrote:George W. Bush graduated from Yale.

The man can barely talk.

his daddy got him in...

Obama, on the other hand, grew up with a single mother who supplemented the family income with food stamps.. and he went on to Harvard Law..

it's the kind of thing you'd think Republicans would appreciate.. but he's black.

Rocinante wrote:George W. Bush graduated from Yale.

The man can barely talk.

I'm not saying it's a huge deal by any means, but to say "he just had 2 years as a senator!" Is sort of disingenuous.

Blanch32 wrote:

Travis of the Cosmos wrote:I mean, he has a degree in constitutional law from Harvard. Plus all that stuff at the university of Chicago. That's probably not to be ignored.

Ha! Academics!

Says the guy who brags about his onirz kahledge 39.8 degree, which you believe gives you the knowledge for solving the problems of entire cities and elite basketball programs.

Turtleneck wrote:

Blanch32 wrote:

Ha! Academics!

We get it. You're jealous of people who actually did something with their life.

Not jealous of people who never made a career off my forced tax dollars