I will not be watching "good place"

by **Blanch32** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:29

Do I have any in agreement or are you all my haters above all else?

by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:30

What's good place?

by **Blanch32** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:33

DWags wrote:What's good place?

Anywhere in Ann Arbor outside of South U

by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:39

So I go behind the shed buzzed up, to get some firewood. I forget I placed a big brick on top the cover of the firewood. Pulled it off and landed on the toe. Think I'm gonna lose a toenail. Wife just got here and says my whole foot is swollen. I think that's a good sign.

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by **Blanch32** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:41

You are not in a good place

by **NigelUno** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:41

That brick was not in a "good place".

by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:42

My foot feels like it wants to bust out of the Sandels. It does seem swole. I wonder if it's broke.

by **Snake Plissken** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:43

DWags wrote:My foot feels like it wants to bust out of the Sandels. It does seem swole. I wonder if it's broke.

Quit being a baby.

by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:46

Snake Plissken wrote:
DWags wrote:My foot feels like it wants to bust out of the Sandels. It does seem swole. I wonder if it's broke.
Quit being a baby.

Not joking. It's swelling some more. Wife is freaking out.

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by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:47

This fucker might pop.

by **Motown Spartan** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:47

DWags wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:
Quit being a baby.

Not joking. It's swelling some more. Wife is freaking out.

Nice cankles.

by **Blanch32** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:49

Motown Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:

Not joking. It's swelling some more. Wife is freaking out.

Nice cankles.

I bet he still thinks he could beat me in ball right this very second. Lol

by **NigelUno** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:49

DWags wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:
Quit being a baby.

Not joking. It's swelling some more. Wife is freaking out.

It just looks fat.

Are you sure that's not a pic of the leg of someone's girlfriend?

by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:49

Motown Spartan wrote:
DWags wrote:

Not joking. It's swelling some more. Wife is freaking out.

Nice cankles.

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It's really fucked up right now. Wonder if bones are broke?

by **Motown Spartan** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:50

Post pic of uninjured cankle for comparison.

by **DWags** Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 23:58

Any doctors?
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by **Motown Spartan** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 0:10

DWags wrote:
Any doctors?

Holy shit it made your foot grow 2 inches.

by **DWags** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 0:21

by **Death Roe** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 0:47

keep posting feet pics dwags, i'm almost there

by **GRR Spartan** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 0:55

Better get it in a bucket of ice and plan on a trip to Holland or South Haven emergency room for pictures.

Now the tough decision. Do you drink to kill the pain or hold off because you probably shouldn't mix gin and tonics with vicodin

by **DWags** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 0:59

GRR Spartan wrote:Better get it in a bucket of ice and plan on a trip to Holland or South Haven emergency room for pictures.

Now the tough decision. Do you drink to kill the pain or hold off because you probably shouldn't mix gin and tonics with vicodin

Finally some medical advice. wife is getting the bucket ready. Fuck. Imagine dropping a ten pound brick directly on your foot from four or five feet up. Shit hurt. Wish I wasn't wearing Sandels.

by **pulling69** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 1:03

I'm not gonna lie, but those might be the ugliest feet of all time.

by **DWags** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 1:05

pulling69 wrote:I'm not gonna lie, but those might be the ugliest feet of all time.

Fuckers. This shit hurts.

by **pulling69** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 1:17

DWags wrote:
pulling69 wrote:I'm not gonna lie, but those might be the ugliest feet of all time.

Fuckers. This shit hurts.

Less than the obvious cases of ingrown toenails you have suffered through in the past?

PS Is that a hint of fungus I spy? Jublia is your friend according to local radio ads.

by **GRR Spartan** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 8:51

Waiting for update.

A broken toe is painful and you can't do jack to help it heal.
10 weeks if you take it easy, 2 1/2 months if you try to isolate it.

Pictures taken? Anything broken?
Based on the pictures I'm thinkng walking boot, pain meds and anti-inflamatories for the swelling.

NO BOOZE FOR YOU!!!!!

by KLIF Roe Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 9:07

I'm in idiot... hope you all can agree

by Guest Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 9:30

This has not been the Summer of Dwags.

by **NigelUno** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 11:28

RIP DWags.

by **Blanch32** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 12:37

GRR Spartan wrote:Waiting for update.

A broken toe is painful and you can't do jack to help it heal.
10 weeks if you take it easy, 2 1/2 months if you try to isolate it.

Pictures taken? Anything broken?
Based on the pictures I'm thinkng walking boot, pain meds and anti-inflamatories for the swelling.

NO BOOZE FOR YOU!!!!!

10 weeks??? How you gonna ball come MD game?

by **Watch Out Pylon!** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 12:42

DWags wrote:
Snake Plissken wrote:
Quit being a baby.

Not joking. It's swelling some more. Wife is freaking out.

Yeah, that's not looking good. How's it feel today?

by **tGreenWay** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 14:32

Death Roe wrote:keep posting feet pics dwags, i'm almost there

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by **tGreenWay** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 14:37

NigelUno wrote:That brick was not in a "good place".

You got beat on a joke comeback by blanch. No matter whatever else you do in life, you will always be the guy who was slower on a comeback than blanch.

by **tGreenWay** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 14:41

DWags wrote:
GRR Spartan wrote:Better get it in a bucket of ice and plan on a trip to Holland or South Haven emergency room for pictures.

Now the tough decision. Do you drink to kill the pain or hold off because you probably shouldn't mix gin and tonics with vicodin

Finally some medical advice. wife is getting the bucket ready. Fuck. Imagine dropping a ten pound brick directly on your foot from four or five feet up. Shit hurt. Wish I wasn't wearing Sandels.

If you'd been wearing white, mid-calf tube socks, none of this would've happened.

And if that brick was ten pounds, then it was a block, not a brick. The toe is the least of your concerns.

by **Rocinante** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 17:03

Jesus, Dwags, take better care of your feet, man.

by **Rocinante** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 17:04

Makes me feel like vomiting.

by **Death Roe** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 17:15

Do it roc so I can finish

by **tGreenWay** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 17:38

Death Roe wrote:Do it roc so I can finish

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by **Blanch32** Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 18:11

tGreenWay wrote:
NigelUno wrote:That brick was not in a "good place".

You got beat on a joke comeback by blanch. No matter whatever else you do in life, you will always be the guy who was slower on a comeback than blanch.

The Dowager Lady Margret, Countess and Prefict of Northumbria putting nigel in his place

by **tGreenWay** Sun 7 Aug 2016 - 14:58

Did we ever get an update from DWags? Is he putting any weight on his ugly foot yet?

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